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mexico south africa world cup opener
a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
ALT: a cartoon character sitting at a table with a bottle of wine
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
the jets are gonna come back!
November 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
can’t imagine that
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
veep scene
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i’m throwing up all over my apartment
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
these are sinister times we’re living through jesus christ
Shelters that house unaccompanied minors are bracing for "Freaky Friday," the start of an ICE operation that will first issue letters to children, seeking to pressure them to return to the countries they've fled in exchange for a cash payment. If they decline, their parents will be targeted by ICE.
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
could’ve just stopped after the first three words
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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actually a lot of innocent people write birthday letters to child sex traffickers in which they repeatedly reference the secrets they share
July 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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anti-doomer sentence of the day: "Globally, roughly a third more power is being generated from the sun this spring than last"

www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
4.6 Billion Years On, the Sun Is Having a Moment
In the past two years, without much notice, solar power has begun to truly transform the world’s energy system.
www.newyorker.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
July 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
heard someone talking about it at the giants game today forget who it was tho
June 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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"Israeli soldiers in Gaza told Haaretz that the army has deliberately fired at Palestinians near aid distribution sites..."

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
IDF soldiers ordered to shoot deliberately at unarmed Gazans waiting for humanitarian aid
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www.haaretz.com
June 27, 2025 at 11:20 AM
by far the worst. first time taking my girlfriend to a football game and a pats fan kept trying to act like he was humping the back of my head in the row behind me. brutal considering we would have been 7-3 with a win lol
New York Jets at New England Patriots - November 20th, 2022 | Pro-Football-Reference.com
New York Jets 3 at New England Patriots 10 on November 20th, 2022 - Full team and player stats and box score
www.pro-football-reference.com
June 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
cracking one open for zohran!
June 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
way too much mcconnell!!!
June 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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"I had not touched a cat in 15 yrs when an orange kitten wandered over to sit w/me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."
When Kittens Came to My Prison, I Had Not Petted One in 15 Years
I had not touched a cat in 15 years when an orange kitten wandered over to sit with me in the grass.
prisonjournalismproject.org
March 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
thank you for giving me a nice chuckle while i await for the accounting department to give me a call on teams
Just went to order a sandwich at Jimmy John’s and the first thing they asked me was, “If elected mayor of NYC, would you visit Israel?”

Odd
June 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
that depth down the spine
June 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives
June 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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One of the things mentioned here is that they arrived in unmarked cars and wore casual clothing, so if staff hadn’t had the courage to tell them to go away, how would you know they were federal agents and not random adult men abducting children? This should be the biggest conservative mom panic ever
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM