Kufat
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Kufat
@kufat.net
Programmer, sandwich enthusiast, maker of puns and dad jokes, cat snuggler. SCP Foundation Wiki tech/disciplinary staff, SkipIRC owner/admin. He/him. kufat@kufat.net

Mountains're nice, views're my own.
I'm going to be in the LA metro area/Orange County, Seattle, and Chicago over the next month or so. If you live in any of those places and want to meet up, please get in touch!
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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1/4 The Capcom Yashichi Origin

Japan's longest running TV drama was Mito Kōmon / 水戸黄門 (1969-2011). It was like an Edo period version of The A-Team where the travelling good guys would help the locals from corrupt officials and criminals. One of the main characters was Kazaguruma no Yashichi / 風車の弥七
July 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@scryfall.com Hey there! Minor issue report: scryfall.com/card/mb2/612... and scryfall.com/card/mb2/573... each have the notes and rulings for both cards.
The Heron Moon
Legendary Land • {T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Exile the bottom card of target opponent's library. Whenever one or more cards an opponent owns are put into exile, put a release counter on The Heron Moon. Th...
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July 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Windows has become the Idiocracy meme where a guy watches TV but there's ads around the video.

Paint has sign-in and ai.
Notepad has sign-in and ai.
Start menu is just a big ad space.
It auto-installs sponsored apps like Linkedin

This system costs $199. You paid for it, even if it came with the PC
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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listen, it's NOT a "retro game" if I was already paying bills when it was released, why is that so hard to understand
June 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Just to let yall know. Chicago's union prez said there'd be a bloodbath of resignations and crime spikes if Brandon Johnson was elected and none of those things happened. Violent crime dropped, cops still getting paid overtime to sit in their car and send abusive texts to their spouses.
Stop threatening us with such a good time.
June 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
eating my dinner at the computer desk instead of standing in the kitchen, because I'm feeling fancy tonight
June 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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My favorite moment from Chicago #standupforscience:

Person: I wish these people were my neighbors!
Me: We *are* your neighbors

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I felt like I really had to go to #standupforscience because I assumed I'd be the only person with a sign about trans rights

I can't tell you how happy I am that I was wrong

The reaction to my sign was overwhelmingly warm and my soul feels recharged. We do have allies out there
March 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I get really tired of powerscalers who treat whether or not a character could win in a fight as a measure of whether or not they're interesting. I just saw someone say the Doctor from Dr. Who is a bad character because he can be threatened by zombies "and other b-tier trash."
June 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back
June 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Listen to your mother, Cloud...
I owe everything I have to MY mother's watchful eye... and swift hand.
Oh... there's mother now. Watching me... what's that mother? Why I have a RIGHT to be here. It's soldier business.
Mother, that Shinra Suit doesn't fit me anymore!
May 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
What are some shocking reversals in tech? E.g.
Vinyl LPs now outselling CDs
Nintendo moving back to cartridges
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Absolutely not ✨
April 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Writers: gen ai is theft

Artists: gen ai is theft

Narrators: gen ai is theft

Environmentalists: gen ai is killing the planet

Scientists: gen ai is killing the planet

Tech bros: BUT MAKE BRAIN WORK MUCH HARD NEED MACHINE FOR BIG THOUGHT
April 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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everyone's asking me if I'm here camped outside Best Buy for a Switch 2 and I keep having to explain that I'm here to preorder the LG 24" Front Control Built-In Stainless Steel Tub Dishwasher with 3rd Rack, Quadwash, and 48dba - Stainless Steel
April 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I find it fascinating that stalemates in chess-like games have been:
* A draw (e.g. modern chess)
* A win for the player delivering stalemate (e.g. shogi)
* A win for the stalemated player (various/historic incl India and England)
* Illegal (various again)
* Forced passed turns (janggi)
April 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Since I'm mostly followed by SCP People here I'll promote the International Canon Contest I'm running, I'd like to encourage as many people as possible to participate. It's a team based contest intended to promote writing for canons from other branches!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/internationa...
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Stephen did more prep for this than the entire Trump administration
Just putting this here so we can use it when it happens.
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm on Mastodon now as spicycrust.pizza/@Kufat
(This is a new-ish instance for the SCP community that's currently in soft launch, but most of my posting isn't directly related to SCP so feel free to follow even if that's not among your interests.)
Kufat (@Kufat@spicycrust.pizza)
145 Posts, 26 Following, 11 Followers · SCP Foundation Wiki -EN staff, owner and lead admin of SkipIRC and this Mastodon instance
spicycrust.pizza
April 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Can't say that I'm doing *well* but things seem to be leveling off and I'm still functional, so that's a bit of a relief. Still stressed as all hell, though.
April 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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October 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM