krithmuth (she/her)
@krithmuth.bsky.social
Isolophilic opacarophiliac. Vocation: studying brain stuff. Hobbies: gardening, stargazing, nut-punching injustice.
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Thought I heard RFK Jr but it was just a donkey gargling marbles.
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Thought I heard RFK Jr but it was just a donkey gargling marbles.
*gapes incredulously at sentient chicken nugget for another 1361 days*
April 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*gapes incredulously at sentient chicken nugget for another 1361 days*
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in this day and age, it’s important to get a solid few decades of sleep for optimal mental and physical health
April 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
in this day and age, it’s important to get a solid few decades of sleep for optimal mental and physical health
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no one:
nobody:
me: (full volume)
near, far, whereEVERRR YOU ARRRRE..
nobody:
me: (full volume)
near, far, whereEVERRR YOU ARRRRE..
April 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
no one:
nobody:
me: (full volume)
near, far, whereEVERRR YOU ARRRRE..
nobody:
me: (full volume)
near, far, whereEVERRR YOU ARRRRE..
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Is there a name for a dog who cries until he can say hi to every kid in his sight? Angel boy? Snack opportunist? Chaos agent?
April 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Is there a name for a dog who cries until he can say hi to every kid in his sight? Angel boy? Snack opportunist? Chaos agent?
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Me: sorry boss can't make it in today
Boss: ok
Me: came down with something bad
Boss: oh no
Me: a bad case-
Boss: please don't
me: -of loving you
Boss: ok
Me: came down with something bad
Boss: oh no
Me: a bad case-
Boss: please don't
me: -of loving you
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: sorry boss can't make it in today
Boss: ok
Me: came down with something bad
Boss: oh no
Me: a bad case-
Boss: please don't
me: -of loving you
Boss: ok
Me: came down with something bad
Boss: oh no
Me: a bad case-
Boss: please don't
me: -of loving you
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the shy ones
are filled with
music and art
are filled with
music and art
April 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
the shy ones
are filled with
music and art
are filled with
music and art
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How did I know they’d cast me as Quasimodo in the school play? Let’s just say I had a hunch.
March 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
How did I know they’d cast me as Quasimodo in the school play? Let’s just say I had a hunch.
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Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
Me: NEVER
Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Cop:
Me:
Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE
Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?
Me: NEVER
Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Cop:
Me:
Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE
Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?
March 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cop: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
Me: NEVER
Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Cop:
Me:
Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE
Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?
Me: NEVER
Cop: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
Cop:
Me:
Cop: WE HAVE PUPPIES OUT HERE
Me: FOR REAL THIS TIME?
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Hello friends, I'd like to announce that my new album "Involuntary Sounds I Make Now" is finally on sale, hear such rockin' hits as:
- Putting On Shoes Groaning
- Sleeping Fart
- Gasping On Treadmill
- Toilet Grunt
- Whatever Sound It Was When I Reached For A Dorito That Fell Under The Couch
- Putting On Shoes Groaning
- Sleeping Fart
- Gasping On Treadmill
- Toilet Grunt
- Whatever Sound It Was When I Reached For A Dorito That Fell Under The Couch
March 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hello friends, I'd like to announce that my new album "Involuntary Sounds I Make Now" is finally on sale, hear such rockin' hits as:
- Putting On Shoes Groaning
- Sleeping Fart
- Gasping On Treadmill
- Toilet Grunt
- Whatever Sound It Was When I Reached For A Dorito That Fell Under The Couch
- Putting On Shoes Groaning
- Sleeping Fart
- Gasping On Treadmill
- Toilet Grunt
- Whatever Sound It Was When I Reached For A Dorito That Fell Under The Couch
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It’s like everyone forgot that time Canada sent us their Barenaked Ladies
March 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
It’s like everyone forgot that time Canada sent us their Barenaked Ladies
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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because really, what is there to say?
March 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
because really, what is there to say?
Are we absolutely certain the world hasn’t been taken over by aliens whose only references on how to human were spray tan tutorials, a bucket of kfc, and copy of mein kampf?
March 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Are we absolutely certain the world hasn’t been taken over by aliens whose only references on how to human were spray tan tutorials, a bucket of kfc, and copy of mein kampf?
I caved and created a twatbook account so I could arrange to view rental properties on mktplace…my account was shut down in under 48 hrs bc real human interaction turns zuck into dust.
March 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I caved and created a twatbook account so I could arrange to view rental properties on mktplace…my account was shut down in under 48 hrs bc real human interaction turns zuck into dust.
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Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
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I eat cookies for breakfast because they have eggs in them.
January 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I eat cookies for breakfast because they have eggs in them.
Whackadoo hair? Check. Ready to enter my mad-scientist phase? Checkzilla.
January 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Whackadoo hair? Check. Ready to enter my mad-scientist phase? Checkzilla.
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A psychiatrist on YouTube asked "should you detox your dopamine?" I thought it was a strange question, but if he's asking it, I figured some kind of protocol must be making the rounds on sm. Before you attempt to manipulate any of your neurochemicals, please watch this.
youtu.be/61Z0Klbyicc?...
youtu.be/61Z0Klbyicc?...
intro to neurotransmitter clean up and dopamine pathways 101 - context for dopamine detox trend
YouTube video by intro…101
youtu.be
January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A psychiatrist on YouTube asked "should you detox your dopamine?" I thought it was a strange question, but if he's asking it, I figured some kind of protocol must be making the rounds on sm. Before you attempt to manipulate any of your neurochemicals, please watch this.
youtu.be/61Z0Klbyicc?...
youtu.be/61Z0Klbyicc?...
“Gravity is extra pull-y today,” said the mirror to my boobs.
December 19, 2024 at 6:02 AM
“Gravity is extra pull-y today,” said the mirror to my boobs.