Roley
@krisroley.bsky.social
Storyteller, mangler of words, sound and light. Occasionally funny. YMMV.
Well, somebody had to take Pat Robertson’s job, am I right?
Noem: You made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You even kept the hurricanes away
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Well, somebody had to take Pat Robertson’s job, am I right?
“Megyn, what is best in life?”
“To watch you crush my enemies while I talk shit behind this mic.”
Ok, Megyn the Barbarian.
“To watch you crush my enemies while I talk shit behind this mic.”
Ok, Megyn the Barbarian.
December 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
“Megyn, what is best in life?”
“To watch you crush my enemies while I talk shit behind this mic.”
Ok, Megyn the Barbarian.
“To watch you crush my enemies while I talk shit behind this mic.”
Ok, Megyn the Barbarian.
Preacher of the House doesn’t want to pre-judge the double-tap, then judges the double-tap. So that’s a thing…
December 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Preacher of the House doesn’t want to pre-judge the double-tap, then judges the double-tap. So that’s a thing…
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“Enter Sandman” is certainly the most intense song ever written about taking a nap
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One of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes:
“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.”
More timely today than ever, don't you think? 💙
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.”
More timely today than ever, don't you think? 💙
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One of my favorite Douglas Adams quotes:
“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.”
More timely today than ever, don't you think? 💙
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
“All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated, and well supported in logic and argument than others.”
More timely today than ever, don't you think? 💙
#WritingCommunity #WriteSky #BookSky
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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HANNIBAL (2013)
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
HANNIBAL (2013)
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller
Dir. David Slade
Developed by Bryan Fuller
Inject this into my fucking veins. I love, love, LOVE Cyberpunk.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Inject this into my fucking veins. I love, love, LOVE Cyberpunk.
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That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That’s the thing with regeneration; you never know what you’re going to get. #doctorwho #cats #kittens
The beat drop was glorious.
Is this bizarro Ghost? 😂
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The beat drop was glorious.
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This is correct. The 80s didn’t end until Smells Like Teen Spirit.
But that would be some of that evil Socialism if we gave it to you!
It’s free-market capitalism if we give it to…wait, hang on, I have to quash the cognitive dissonance.
We’re good. Now what’s your problem, Commie?
It’s free-market capitalism if we give it to…wait, hang on, I have to quash the cognitive dissonance.
We’re good. Now what’s your problem, Commie?
I would like to receive incentives
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
But that would be some of that evil Socialism if we gave it to you!
It’s free-market capitalism if we give it to…wait, hang on, I have to quash the cognitive dissonance.
We’re good. Now what’s your problem, Commie?
It’s free-market capitalism if we give it to…wait, hang on, I have to quash the cognitive dissonance.
We’re good. Now what’s your problem, Commie?
In the new Trump-approved Dept of Laborcation required reading, David Copperfield is sent to the factory by Mr Murdstone.
The End.
The End.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor
Is Trump dismantling the Education Department? Not yet. But changes are coming.
The U.S. Education Department is moving management of K-12 and higher education to the Department of Labor and parceling out other core job duties to other agencies. It's the most sweeping effort so f...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
In the new Trump-approved Dept of Laborcation required reading, David Copperfield is sent to the factory by Mr Murdstone.
The End.
The End.
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You know you want to scream THAT line at the top of your lungs every day. @artsorority.bsky.social and I go deep on "Killing in the Name" in our latest episode for All Songs Plus. Rage Against the Machine forever! Sign up to hear the pod here: www.npr.org/2025/11/20/n...
All Songs+: “Killing in the Name” by Rage Against the Machine : All Songs Considered
This is a new series on All Songs Considered, hosted by NPR Music critic Ann Powers and editor Daoud Tyler-Ameen. Most of what you hear on All Songs is focused on new music, but now, every other Thurs...
www.npr.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You know you want to scream THAT line at the top of your lungs every day. @artsorority.bsky.social and I go deep on "Killing in the Name" in our latest episode for All Songs Plus. Rage Against the Machine forever! Sign up to hear the pod here: www.npr.org/2025/11/20/n...
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Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
ALT: snoopy is wearing a helmet and scarf while sitting on a snoopy plane .
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November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Y’know when Snoopy is on his doghouse yelling in gibberish at things? That’s just me driving in central MA after 5pm because we all forgot how to drive when it gets dark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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V Femmes, 1984.
Just a handful of years later I’d hear them for the first time and become immediately OBSESSED.
Just a handful of years later I’d hear them for the first time and become immediately OBSESSED.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
V Femmes, 1984.
Just a handful of years later I’d hear them for the first time and become immediately OBSESSED.
Just a handful of years later I’d hear them for the first time and become immediately OBSESSED.
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18 November 1974, Genesis released the double album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. They produced a concept album with a story about Rael, a Puerto Rican youth from NYC who is taken on a journey of self-discovery and encounters bizarre incidents and characters along the way. #Genesis
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
18 November 1974, Genesis released the double album The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway. They produced a concept album with a story about Rael, a Puerto Rican youth from NYC who is taken on a journey of self-discovery and encounters bizarre incidents and characters along the way. #Genesis
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November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@dresserlook.bsky.social If you haven’t seen this, I’d be surprised.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@dresserlook.bsky.social If you haven’t seen this, I’d be surprised.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?