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koletrain.bsky.social
Mack
@koletrain.bsky.social
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Seattle. Trucking. Socialism. Views my own🏳️‍🌈🌃🚛
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koletrain.bsky.social
@victoriascott.bsky.social I saw this absurdly clean-looking alero coupe in Capitol Hill yesterday & immediately thought of you lol
The front of an Oldsmobile alero coupe is parked on a street in Seattle. The coupe is maroon metallic with a prominent layer of dust on the paint A rear shot of the same car, with a bumper sticker that reads “I BRAKE FOR CRYPTIDS”
July 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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apertureflash.bsky.social
Happy #Pride Month.
Let your colours fly on the highway of life.
A white semi truck with a inclusive pride flag mounted to the fairing behind the cab.
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
koletrain.bsky.social
2 line my beloved
A Sound Transit 2 line train dwells in the newly opened Downtown Redmond Station
May 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
scientist 1: how much LSD was the subject given?

scientist 2: 600 µg

scientist 1: christ he must be seeing the face of god right now

(muffled voice inside sensory deprivation tank)

ʷᵒᵒᵒʷᵉᵉᵉᵉ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖʸᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᴮᵉᵃʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵃˢˢ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ
April 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Why the hell do Mennonites care if vaccines cause autism, oh no my child will wear the same weird clothes every day and not properly interact with society at large, instead of being Amish
March 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
koletrain.bsky.social
I’m going to start poasting more on here (if you even care)
March 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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tiredgenerally.bsky.social
doing patchwork liberalism in a handful of countries for 75 years drove up human life expectancy by two and a half fold and income by twenty fold but then we let people read their neighbors thoughts online and now that’s over
March 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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claudiakoerner.bsky.social
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Sean O’Brien seeing anyone else with a Fell For It Again award
The professor from ITYSL saying “give me that”
February 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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theneedling.com
Tesla Owner Running Out of Room For Bumper Stickers Explaining Tesla Ownership: bit.ly/3X1tdOs
Back of Tesla covered in bumper stickers like "Bought before we knew Elon was crazy" and "bought before the hand gesture."
February 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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falconryfinance.bsky.social
Mashing spring loaded twinks down into a can of nuts to prank whoever opens it next
February 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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afraidofwasps.bsky.social
Me: Wish You Were Here? More like WASH you, 're HAIR! Lol! Amiright?

The nude barber: (edge of cock lightly brushing the back of my neck as he passes) You know you don't always have to make hair jokes to me just because I'm a barber. We talk like normal people
February 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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hairy-son.bsky.social
Wow, I can’t get to sleep! I’ll simply count all the genders in my head until I drift away!

- The “WOKE” Snoozer 😴 🛌
February 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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badposter.lol
taylor swift makes music for girls that buy clear non-prescription glasses and say “in my nerdy girl era”
February 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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starshine.bsky.social
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president of colombia, gustavo petro's response to trump
Trump, I don't really like traveling to the US, it's a bit boring, but I confess that there are some meritorious things, I like going to the black neighborhoods of Washington, there I saw an entire fight in the US capital between blacks and Latinos with barricades, which seemed like nonsense to me, because they should unite. I confess that l like Walt Whitman and Paul Simon and Noam Chomsky and Miller I confess that Sacco and Vanzetti, who have my blood, in the history of the US, are memorable and I follow them. They were murdered by labor leaders with the electric chair, the fascists who are within the US as well as within my country I don't like your oil, Trump, you are going to end the human species because of greed. Maybe one day, over a drink of whiskey that l accept, despite my gastritis, we can talk frankly about this, but it's difficult because you consider me an inferior race and I am not, nor is any Colombian. So if you know someone who is stubborn, that's me, period. You can try to carry out a coup with your economic strength and your arrogance, like they did with Allende. But I die in my law, I resisted torture and I resist you. I don't want slavers next to Colombia, we already had many and we freed ourselves. What I want next to Colombia are lovers of freedom. If you can't accompany me, l'll go elsewhere. Colombia is the heart of the world and you didn't understand it, this is the land of the yellow butterflies, of the beauty of Remedios, but also of the colonels Aureliano Buendía, of whom I am one, perhaps the last You will kill me, but I will survive in my town, which is before yours, in the Americas. We are peoples of the winds, the mountains, the Caribbean Sea and of freedom You don't like our freedom, okay. I don't shake hands with white slavers. I shake the hands of the white libertarian heirs of Lincoln and of the black and white peasant boys of the USA, before whose graves I cried and prayed on a battlefield, which ! reached, after They are the USA and before them I kneel, before no one else. Overthrow me, President, and the Americas and humanity will respond. Colombia now stops looking north, looks at the world, our blood comes from the blood of the Caliphate of Córdoba, the civilization at that time, of the Roman Latins of the Mediterranean, the civilization of that time, who founded the republic, democracy in Athens; our blood has the black resisters turned into slaves by you. In Colombia is the first free territory of America, before Washington, of all America, there I take shelter in its African songs. My land is made of goldsmiths from the time of the Egyptian pharaohs, and of the first artists of the world in Chiribiquete. You will never dominate us. The warrior who rode our lands, shouting freedom, and who is called Bolivar, opposes us. Our people are somewhat fearful, somewhat timid, they are naive and kind, loving, but they will know how to win the Panama Canal, which you took from us with violence. Two hundred heroes from all of Latin America lie in Bocas del Toro, now Panama, formerly Colombia, which you murdered. I raise a flag and as Gaitan said, even if it remains alone, it will continue to be raised with the Latin American dignity that is the dignity of America, which your great-grandfather did not know, and mine did, Mr. President, an immigrant in the USA. Your blockade does not scare me; because Colombia, in addition to being the country of beauty, is the heart of the world. I know that you love beauty as I do, do not disrespect it and you will offer it your sweetness. FROM TODAY ON, COLOMBIA OPENS TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, WITH OPEN ARMS, WE ARE BUILDERS OF FREEDOM, LIFE AND HUMANITY. I am informed that you put a 50% tariff on the fruits of our human labor to enter the US, I do the same. Let our people plant corn that was discovered in Colombia and feed the world
January 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
koletrain.bsky.social
God I miss smoking weed
January 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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kohakudoori.com
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
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adriennepelz.bsky.social
Hey here's a New Year's resolution we can also stick to (for free!) this year:

Stop using AI 😑
December 23, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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vanillaopinions.bsky.social
27 year olds still using snapchat
December 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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moreperfectunion.bsky.social
BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
koletrain.bsky.social
Say what you will about Mr. Luigi, but shit like this is gonna happen again & again & again as life gets markedly worse for more people in America & the western world. Unless we make transformative economic changes, he will only be the beginning
December 11, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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theangelremiel.bsky.social
just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking
December 7, 2024 at 9:54 AM