Aperture Flash Flies Again
@apertureflash.bsky.social
Hello! Long haul truck driver, amateur drone pilot, truly bad banjo picker.
Expect photography and long silences
🇨🇦🏳️🌈 He/Him and in a wonderful relationship with @starlightserpent 💓
(My opinions are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer)
Expect photography and long silences
🇨🇦🏳️🌈 He/Him and in a wonderful relationship with @starlightserpent 💓
(My opinions are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer)
Y'all my boyfriend went to Carnival in Venice, and they sent me *this* photo.
How am I supposed to behave myself?!
How am I supposed to behave myself?!
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Y'all my boyfriend went to Carnival in Venice, and they sent me *this* photo.
How am I supposed to behave myself?!
How am I supposed to behave myself?!
Fucken Finally.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Fucken Finally.
Been stuck at this Ben & Jerry's factory for the last 25 hours and they're saying that it still might be another 5 hours before they can unload me. The weather is getting worse & I am low on food. So I decided to break one of my personal policies in order to pizza directly to my truck #LongHaulLife
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Been stuck at this Ben & Jerry's factory for the last 25 hours and they're saying that it still might be another 5 hours before they can unload me. The weather is getting worse & I am low on food. So I decided to break one of my personal policies in order to pizza directly to my truck #LongHaulLife
*loud ass pump running*
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!
February 5, 2026 at 8:23 PM
*loud ass pump running*
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!
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holy crap. I count ten AFTER I see the full front end before pulling back in, I know you guys have momentum on your side there.
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
holy crap. I count ten AFTER I see the full front end before pulling back in, I know you guys have momentum on your side there.
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God that is so annoying. I always wait until I see the full front end in my rear view mirror before I merge infront of a truck.
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
God that is so annoying. I always wait until I see the full front end in my rear view mirror before I merge infront of a truck.
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February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Two and a half hours later, my night in a shining GMC shows up
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Two and a half hours later, my night in a shining GMC shows up
Guess who got their silly Frozen ass locked out of their truck?
January 30, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Guess who got their silly Frozen ass locked out of their truck?
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I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck
I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck
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My Skyline right now is just photos of Greg Bovino and furry pornography......
Please God don't let this cross any wires in my brain.
Please God don't let this cross any wires in my brain.
January 27, 2026 at 2:47 AM
My Skyline right now is just photos of Greg Bovino and furry pornography......
Please God don't let this cross any wires in my brain.
Please God don't let this cross any wires in my brain.
This thing's been parked for about 2 weeks and boy howdy, was the snow about ready to claim this car. I'm hoping it's just a bad battery, but I'm concerned it might actually be a bad alternator, considering it died well running when I parked it last. When I have some free money I'll tow it to a shop
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 AM
This thing's been parked for about 2 weeks and boy howdy, was the snow about ready to claim this car. I'm hoping it's just a bad battery, but I'm concerned it might actually be a bad alternator, considering it died well running when I parked it last. When I have some free money I'll tow it to a shop
The tractor I've been in for the last almost 2 years shit the bed this morning, and it's transmission decided the mission was over.
You never realized just how much crap you keep in your truck till you have to move to a new one without notice.
You never realized just how much crap you keep in your truck till you have to move to a new one without notice.
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The tractor I've been in for the last almost 2 years shit the bed this morning, and it's transmission decided the mission was over.
You never realized just how much crap you keep in your truck till you have to move to a new one without notice.
You never realized just how much crap you keep in your truck till you have to move to a new one without notice.
Nurse: "how's your diet? Have you been watching your fats?"
Me: "been trying to, I think I'm eating okay but I always have room for improvement."
Nurse: "okay, I wanted to ask, because you're literally wearing a hat that just says 'Butter'."
Me: "been trying to, I think I'm eating okay but I always have room for improvement."
Nurse: "okay, I wanted to ask, because you're literally wearing a hat that just says 'Butter'."
January 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Nurse: "how's your diet? Have you been watching your fats?"
Me: "been trying to, I think I'm eating okay but I always have room for improvement."
Nurse: "okay, I wanted to ask, because you're literally wearing a hat that just says 'Butter'."
Me: "been trying to, I think I'm eating okay but I always have room for improvement."
Nurse: "okay, I wanted to ask, because you're literally wearing a hat that just says 'Butter'."
I absolutely adore my boyfriend; the mysterious hooded and cloaked figure.
January 19, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I absolutely adore my boyfriend; the mysterious hooded and cloaked figure.
Really fond of my Olight Oclip flashlight. Just put it through the washing machine at the laundromat and figured it would probably be pooched. Nope! Just as bright and solid as before. Seriously, if you need a hands free lamp I recommend checking them out.
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Really fond of my Olight Oclip flashlight. Just put it through the washing machine at the laundromat and figured it would probably be pooched. Nope! Just as bright and solid as before. Seriously, if you need a hands free lamp I recommend checking them out.
I gotta say, I'm getting really sick of being nauseous all the time. Last time I had a kidney stone I don't remember being so sick.
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I gotta say, I'm getting really sick of being nauseous all the time. Last time I had a kidney stone I don't remember being so sick.
Has anyone else noticed that spell check has been getting more aggressive (and wrong) lately?
January 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
Has anyone else noticed that spell check has been getting more aggressive (and wrong) lately?
Looking at that selfie from the hospital, my beard could use a good trim....
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Looking at that selfie from the hospital, my beard could use a good trim....
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You want to know an absolute nightmare combination? A 5 mm kidney stone and food poisoning.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
You want to know an absolute nightmare combination? A 5 mm kidney stone and food poisoning.
You want to know an absolute nightmare combination? A 5 mm kidney stone and food poisoning.
December 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
You want to know an absolute nightmare combination? A 5 mm kidney stone and food poisoning.
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Left wing communists have been putting chemicals into hand soap in truck stops all across America to transgender their working truckers into catgirl twitch streamers. Why won't mainstream media report on this?
#sarcasm
#sarcasm
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Left wing communists have been putting chemicals into hand soap in truck stops all across America to transgender their working truckers into catgirl twitch streamers. Why won't mainstream media report on this?
#sarcasm
#sarcasm
Left wing communists have been putting chemicals into hand soap in truck stops all across America to transgender their working truckers into catgirl twitch streamers. Why won't mainstream media report on this?
#sarcasm
#sarcasm
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Left wing communists have been putting chemicals into hand soap in truck stops all across America to transgender their working truckers into catgirl twitch streamers. Why won't mainstream media report on this?
#sarcasm
#sarcasm