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The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
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Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
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The Long Haul Hoss @longhaulhoss.bsky.social · Jan 13
Realized I didn't have a pinned Post
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.
A reference image for the long Haul Hoss. A dark brown Clydesdale stallion with large hooves, a dark red mane and tail (with lighter red highlights) and pale, sun bleached splotches on his face and arm, reminiscent of a trucker's tan. He has green eyes and a thick but strong build. The fursuit of the previous image, sitting in a white semi truck A zoomed out shot of the Long Haul Fursuit in a Con Hallway. Haul, dressed in a dark yellow shirt leans up against his red Kenworth W900 with a cigar in his hand and a smirk on his face.
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
I keep seeing people portraying donkeys as twinks. Have any of y'all ever met a donkey?
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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mc.frontalot.com
Not jazzed about whatever order-of-magnitude more notable atrocity Trump is going to decide to commit to push these emails out of the headlines
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Flash your high beams all you like, I'm slow, but I'm bigger than you, that means I'm higher on the food chain.
apertureflash.bsky.social Aperture Flash Flies Again @apertureflash.bsky.social · 3d
I see you, silver Audi SUV, flashing your lights at me in these Montreal streets. I'm not moving over so you can illegally pass me. In fact, I'm gonna drive a bit slower and more carefully. Oh, look at that, a cyclist wants to merge. #LongHaulLife
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
My boyfriend is sleeping next to me peacefully, but I want to get up and get breakfast 🥞🍳 😭🥞
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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longhaulhoss.bsky.social
I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
An image that is done up to look like an old scroll with the text WITCHCRAFT TIPS HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. To do this spell you will need: * -and next to that is an image of a semi truck- It is the only ingredient
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
I was already pretty anti-landlord, but I've been further radicalized against landlords since buying a house that had been "maintained" by one.
A 100-year-old hinge absolutely thick with paint. A broken hinge with several layers of paint visible.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Goo monster: "I'm gonna take you over and make you my drone!"
Me, a redneck who is always prepared: "You can certainly try"
A yellow bottle of goo gone, advertising that it is the trusted number one brand, of pro-power goo and adhesive remover. A red bottle of CRC Brākleen, the can advertising that it is a brake parts cleaner showing a car's brake rotor assembly. A Shop-Vac brand wet dry vacuum cleaner
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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starlightserpent.bsky.social
Feeling hopeful about the state of America for the first time in a while. This is cause to celebrate!

The fight however, isn't over. We won the battle. Now we have to support those we got into office. Donate or call your reps in support of policies that stand for people over power. We can do this!
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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starlightserpent.bsky.social
While I'd like this story to mean something, it amounts to "People on all sides are seeing that Trump is a monster." But says nothing about things being done to stop it, how to stop it, or fight against it. Just that people are realizing the issue. Which is good, but just saying so is ineffectual.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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nothere3.bsky.social
Sudden feelings of horniness can mean a unimorphosis is imminent! Remember to stay calm and don't trample/stab anything that doesn't deserve it.
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This art was commissioned by @sketchyrae.bsky.social, who is amazing at this sort of thing!
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#TFTuesday #transformation #transfur #unicorn #wereunicorn
A faux vintage poster with a blue background and a central orange panel featuring a four-stage transformation sequence of a young woman transforming into a unicorn, showing increasing surprise and physical changes, ending with a unicorn mare with a startled expression. Text at the top reads “FEELING HORNY? IT COULD BE A METAMORPHIC EPISODE,” adding that "Horniness can strike anywhere at a moment's notice," and "Symptoms include: Sudden growth, shedding of clothes, friskiness, and hoofing it.” At the bottom, a squiggly logo credits the poster to the Unicorn Alliance.
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
If I made an NSFW account, would you follow it?
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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grimmycoyote.bsky.social
When they drag me off to the faggot reeducation camps, remember, I died how I lived. Screaming and on fire.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Happy 33rd birthday to my trailer, I guess??
A data plate for the side of a trailer announcing that this particular one was manufactured in 11/93 The VERY OLD pump house in the back of my trailer The back of the trailer in question, a 48 foot tremcar tanker. Yes I know I have a light out.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Found the cards.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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What I think everytime a jobsite only has porta johns available to drivers. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
A boykisser drawing on a Port-a-john door that reads "Look at you, shitting in a box like a cat "
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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hyenablood.yeen.world
XIX 🌻☀️

#hyenabloodart
anthropomorphic fox with whispy curly hair illustrated in an art nouveau style reminiscent of alphonse mucha. they're holding a single sunflower, wrapped in golden cloth, and standing in a field of tall grasses and sunflowers. a large sunflower forms a halo around their head and the sun is really big behind that. there is a hazy blue sky with some clouds behind all this. XIX is in the top and the bottom says LE SOLEIL.
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
What I think everytime a jobsite only has porta johns available to drivers. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
A boykisser drawing on a Port-a-john door that reads "Look at you, shitting in a box like a cat "
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
An actual banner I own lmao. Given to me by a cousin along side a box of business cards with the same message
An old, unfurled Banner that reads "This is an example of the impulsive decision making that is negatively impacting my life."
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
The benefits of forgetting my meds in the truck? I don't feel nauseous. The drawbacks? It's noon and the most I've accomplished today is that I gotten dressed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Who up hallowing they ween rn?
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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skippylynn.bsky.social
A handful of closeups!
October 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Always fun picking banjo at the horse bonfire!
Five figures stand around a bonfire. Rio is pantsing another Equine as a third looks on. Haul stands shirtless, picking his banjo next to a pantsless dog, who is also picking a banjo.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
An image that is done up to look like an old scroll with the text WITCHCRAFT TIPS HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. To do this spell you will need: * -and next to that is an image of a semi truck- It is the only ingredient
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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longhaulhoss.bsky.social
I've been seeing these requests all throughout New York State and today in Pennsylvania. I don't know what buddy did to piss this trucker off, but it must have been bad, that's like a nuclear option.
First time I've seen the number scratched out. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
On a bathroom wall A message on a bathroom wall reading "send poop pics to -the number is scratched out- Thanks!" Next to it is a mediocre sketch of the boy kisser looking concerned with the text "damn, what did bro do to you?!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM