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The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
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Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
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Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I was already pretty anti-landlord, but I've been further radicalized against landlords since buying a house that had been "maintained" by one.
A 100-year-old hinge absolutely thick with paint. A broken hinge with several layers of paint visible.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Happy 33rd birthday to my trailer, I guess??
A data plate for the side of a trailer announcing that this particular one was manufactured in 11/93 The VERY OLD pump house in the back of my trailer The back of the trailer in question, a 48 foot tremcar tanker. Yes I know I have a light out.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Found the cards.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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What I think everytime a jobsite only has porta johns available to drivers. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
A boykisser drawing on a Port-a-john door that reads "Look at you, shitting in a box like a cat "
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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An actual banner I own lmao. Given to me by a cousin along side a box of business cards with the same message
An old, unfurled Banner that reads "This is an example of the impulsive decision making that is negatively impacting my life."
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Always fun picking banjo at the horse bonfire!
Five figures stand around a bonfire. Rio is pantsing another Equine as a third looks on. Haul stands shirtless, picking his banjo next to a pantsless dog, who is also picking a banjo.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
An image that is done up to look like an old scroll with the text WITCHCRAFT TIPS HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. To do this spell you will need: * -and next to that is an image of a semi truck- It is the only ingredient
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I've been seeing these requests all throughout New York State and today in Pennsylvania. I don't know what buddy did to piss this trucker off, but it must have been bad, that's like a nuclear option.
First time I've seen the number scratched out. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
On a bathroom wall A message on a bathroom wall reading "send poop pics to -the number is scratched out- Thanks!" Next to it is a mediocre sketch of the boy kisser looking concerned with the text "damn, what did bro do to you?!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A message I occasionally have to send to my dispatchers.
A text reading "Uh oh! You've just asked me to commit a ✨Felony✨"
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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What's your sign?
A standard truck "route sign", showing a small black outline of a standard box truck inside a green circle.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I love it when my silly little drawings get a response. I really hope the furry trucker that went through Suffield CT is a mutual lol.
Half of a boy kisser drawing on a porta John next to a drawing of a paw with the text "0w0 whats this? MAWS >PAWS." That same Porta John panel, but now with the words "DO YOU RP? :3"
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Men will really live like this and not see a problem.
A refrigerator with their shelves featuring only a single can of Dr Pepper zero sugar, and opened 12 pack of steam whistle beer, a single serving of tartar sauce, and a bottle of dark bunny hot sauce
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Outfits like this are like 2/3 of my entire wardrobe. I am in Prime werewolf territory right now and I need to be real careful.
A selfie of a man in a red and blue and white checkered shirt and blue jeans sitting on the back of a pickup truck
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Holy shit I bought a house.
A tiny fenced-in yard with a maple tree in the middle, with a comically small tire swing hanging from the tree.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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@renegademustang.bsky.social posted the base image in a group chat and I couldn't help but make the new meme format a thing.
A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "that post" over the berry and "Me" over the horse. A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "barely running trucks on marketplace" over the berry and "Me" over the horse.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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The local parking authority is not a huge fan of me. #LongHaulLife
A close up showing the side of my truck next to a sign that reads "1 HR PARKING 9AM TO 6PM <->" The street is pleasant and tree lined. A photo showing my tanker trailer parked on a pleasant city street.
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Looks like I'm sleeping on the street tonight. These places usually wake me up pretty early so it's not the end of the world. It just sucks that I got here so late, cuz I'm going to have to take up several parking spaces tomorrow morning until 10:30 after I unload lol
#LongHaulLife
Two semi trucks are parked on the side of the road, in a well-lit street next to a beige factory
October 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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ANNNNNNND the bitch is dead at the border. Hopefully I won't need a service truck to jump the starter this time.
A photo featuring the hood of my truck in an official looking area, with several border service vehicles lined up in the background.
October 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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It took 4 hours to get this fucker to crank.
A heavy duty dodge ram tow truck parks in front of my tractor with a long set of jumper cables going from the engine to my truck.
October 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I can't find the original full photo, but this is from the first time I brought my semi truck home, years ago, and Butters desperately wanted to get up in the cab with me.
He's always trying to get into delivery trucks and other large vehicles.
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Olive, (6) Butters (14) Lola (unknown, probably 9-10)
Fun fact, it's hard to see usually but the first dog has a slightly lazy eye, that gets more noticeable when she's excited lol.
A beagle dog rests on a black couch A different Beagle dog rests on a black couch with a yellow pillow A tortie cat glares at the camera.
October 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I've inhaled enough of this stuff throughout my career that any soluble creature that tries to take me over will instantly be dissolved the moment they enter my body lol.
A hand holding a can of red stallion brake cleaner
October 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Goo monster: "I'm gonna take you over and make you my drone!"
Me, a redneck who is always prepared: "You can certainly try"
A yellow bottle of goo gone, advertising that it is the trusted number one brand, of pro-power goo and adhesive remover. A red bottle of CRC Brākleen, the can advertising that it is a brake parts cleaner showing a car's brake rotor assembly. A Shop-Vac brand wet dry vacuum cleaner
October 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM