kmpuzzled
kmpuzzled.bsky.social
kmpuzzled
@kmpuzzled.bsky.social
(She/her) Puzzle fan, animal lover, avid reader, geek lite, cat companion
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Why is every Democrat not responding like this, truly
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
October 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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✨ Legend ✨
October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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She boxed them in with her 10 cars that she was driving at the same time while ramming them and opening fire with her invisible ANTIFA ghost army rifle that shoots vaccine laced bullets that turn people transgender.
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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October 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!”
#caturday
September 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com

p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at tomgauld.com
September 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish!

You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪
July 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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What has four paws and goes thunk-thunk-thunk?

A kitten who has stolen a plum to play with and keeps dropping it.
August 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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So, on 29th August, the US is ending de minimis treatment for parcels under $800 value globally. It's already done this for China; now it's going to come in for everyone. If you post parcels to America, this is going to affect you, in one of several ways.
August 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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The best summation of Donald Trump I've ever seen.
August 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Look, all I'm saying is that changing the bed sheets with two kittens is a résumé-building activity. You should at least be able to get a scout badge. Or a cookie.
August 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The bike path mayor thing has expanded considerably.

1/?
July 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ - which is so much better
July 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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everything is terrible, but here’s a short video of a crow taking a bath in a too-small water bowl
July 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Saw this elsewhere. 👏👏

If the American press covered the U.S. they way they cover other countries.
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Someone put a mirror out with the trash near Grange Park, and this one Canada goose is VERY MAD at this FUCKING GUY who will not STEP OFF
May 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
WASHINGTON—Claiming that preservation efforts had impeded U.S. seafood production for far too long, President Donald Trump announced Wednesday that he had opened up the nation’s aquariums to commercia...
theonion.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I don't remember the last time I was this emotionally invested
April 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
April 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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In a fit of madness, we are having dinner at O’Tacos the “Original French Tacos.”

Pray for us.
April 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Murderbot (May 16, AppleTV+): First trailer!
Murderbot — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
youtu.be
April 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This is high art
April 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Okay lets game this out: You are a Nintendo employee given unlimited funds and authority to move Switch 2 production to the US. No new factories, that's going to take way too long, you need to work with existing American Contract Manufacturing capacity. How fast can you do it?

1/x
April 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM