@kkope01.bsky.social
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Oklahoma receives $18 billion more in federal funds than it gives with 12.2 percent from California. Nearly half of Oklahoma's government revenue is from federal funding. Just say thank you and be on your way, asshole.
Markwayne Mullin: "I agree with what Lindsey is saying on defunding these sanctuary cities. We should pull our TSA agents out of their airports and not allow their airpot to be classified as international or even a regional hub. We should pull all of our aid."
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oklahoma receives $18 billion more in federal funds than it gives with 12.2 percent from California. Nearly half of Oklahoma's government revenue is from federal funding. Just say thank you and be on your way, asshole.
Now Nick, we know what you meant by "pick up a hot black coffee" you naughty boy, you.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Now Nick, we know what you meant by "pick up a hot black coffee" you naughty boy, you.
Then my top two guesses are "Alex Rules" and "in the form of a question."
None of your business, but one of them was after some drinks on the Sunset Strip the night I won on Jeopardy
Ok Tom.
You can’t drop that and not give us the deets.
Let’s see your ink!
You can’t drop that and not give us the deets.
Let’s see your ink!
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Then my top two guesses are "Alex Rules" and "in the form of a question."
This is wisdom.
one of my firmest things is that everyone should be able to do basic cooking, everyone should be able to make eggs, pasta, rice, the basics and everyone should be able to make at least one kinda impressive fancy meal.
So many words used in place of “Cooking is mommy’s jobbb not mineee 🙁🙁“
If you think preparing food + delivery should be crazy cheap you are basically saying “I think this particular labour is worthless“ and it’s most definitely a Gender™️ thing
If you think preparing food + delivery should be crazy cheap you are basically saying “I think this particular labour is worthless“ and it’s most definitely a Gender™️ thing
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
This is wisdom.
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The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
Yale is launching a new Presidential Senior Fellowship to expand access to the transformative work of universities. As part of this program, author and columnist David Brooks will join the Jackson School of Global Affairs starting February 1.
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
Read more in Yale News: bit.ly/49QpJoY
January 29, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The Dept. of Appearing to Take Things Rather Seriously While Wearing a Navy Sport Coat and No Tie is actively searching for a Dean of Comfortably Ordering Wine in a DC Steakhouse Where Denny Hastert Used to Sit Right Over There. The position will pay $580,000. The history department is abolished
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Please contact your senators & ask them to make this demand
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Please contact your senators & ask them to make this demand
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There is 0.0% chance that we will be fooled by a bs compromise in the senate on DHS funding. Package it, put a bow on it, try to sell it however you want. Not gonna work. If you aren’t sure about that, spend more time in your states with constituents.
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
There is 0.0% chance that we will be fooled by a bs compromise in the senate on DHS funding. Package it, put a bow on it, try to sell it however you want. Not gonna work. If you aren’t sure about that, spend more time in your states with constituents.
This is hardly important in these times, but the Bolt is great little(by US standards) car. GM jut spent millions updating it and retooling the factory they build it in, and now they're flushing that for another nondescript ICE crossover.
Growing up a big bloc of my extended family worked for GM, & holidays would often end up being long conversations about all the ways GM sucked. I’m hard-wired to instantly blame bad things on GM. But this is clearly a result of electing Trump & the nihilistic Republicans in Congress
January 23, 2026 at 6:18 PM
This is hardly important in these times, but the Bolt is great little(by US standards) car. GM jut spent millions updating it and retooling the factory they build it in, and now they're flushing that for another nondescript ICE crossover.
We're all so proud of you.
I must have said something right on Velshi.
Got my first hate email.
Got my first hate email.
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
We're all so proud of you.
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DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 10, 2026 at 3:53 PM
DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
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Yeah, but the Center scored the premiere of a film about a Slovenian sex worker, so it's aLL gOoD.
The storied Washington National Opera decides to leave the Kennedy Center where it has played since 1971, perhaps the most significant artistic rebuke yet to Trump’s campaign to remake the facility in his image and attach his name to it. @adamnagourney.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/a...
Washington National Opera Is Leaving the Kennedy Center
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Yeah, but the Center scored the premiere of a film about a Slovenian sex worker, so it's aLL gOoD.
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The allegedly incompetent Hakeem Jeffries is going to force a vote on ObamaCare subsidies in the House (doubtful it can pass the Senate).
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The allegedly incompetent Hakeem Jeffries is going to force a vote on ObamaCare subsidies in the House (doubtful it can pass the Senate).
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Have any Minnesota Republicans made any statements? Like, for instance Tom Emmer, the Majority Whip in the US House of Representatives? Or the Republican Speaker of the Minnesota House or the minority leader of the Minnesota state senate.
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Have any Minnesota Republicans made any statements? Like, for instance Tom Emmer, the Majority Whip in the US House of Representatives? Or the Republican Speaker of the Minnesota House or the minority leader of the Minnesota state senate.
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GOOD.
She is justifying murder.
She is justifying murder.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 4:04 AM
GOOD.
She is justifying murder.
She is justifying murder.
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Murder at sea.
Murder abroad.
Murder at home.
SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
Murder abroad.
Murder at home.
SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
January 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Murder at sea.
Murder abroad.
Murder at home.
SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
Murder abroad.
Murder at home.
SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
Ah, welcome to the club: "now why did I open the refrigerator door?"
TFW you leave yourself a list of things to do before you hit the road…
And you HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FIRST ONE MEANS
And you HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FIRST ONE MEANS
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Ah, welcome to the club: "now why did I open the refrigerator door?"
Wait, that's not a turkey...
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wait, that's not a turkey...
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Searched back through Blue Sky for this.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Searched back through Blue Sky for this.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
Which is one of the best things I saw all year in any medium.
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Every time a fascist degenerate quote tweets a TPM article a golden dukes fairy gets its wings
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every time a fascist degenerate quote tweets a TPM article a golden dukes fairy gets its wings
Congrats Bari, that's the first 60 Minutes segment I've watched in years.
haven't seen it? here you go, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER bsky.app/profile/bubb...
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Congrats Bari, that's the first 60 Minutes segment I've watched in years.
OK, fine, but I'll betcha didn't know it would end up being a jaunty tune, now did ya?
TRUTH.
For example, finding an eye-witness account of the Burr-Hamilton duel that seemingly no one else has found…
I didn’t move for hours.
Made it into my dissertation.
Into my first book.
And into the Hamilton musical.
Research, man.
Nothing like putting the pieces together for the first time.
For example, finding an eye-witness account of the Burr-Hamilton duel that seemingly no one else has found…
I didn’t move for hours.
Made it into my dissertation.
Into my first book.
And into the Hamilton musical.
Research, man.
Nothing like putting the pieces together for the first time.
I don't have a specific story at the top of my head, but the experience of picking up a loose piece of paper and realizing when you get to the end of the page that you now know something about the past that literally no other living person knows?
Unbeatable.
Unbeatable.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
OK, fine, but I'll betcha didn't know it would end up being a jaunty tune, now did ya?
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YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines. on.wsj.com/3N6apva
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise ‘Jetway Jesus.’
Travelers bemoan a rise of able-bodied passengers who game the system to skip the lines.
on.wsj.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
YOU DUMB FUCKS. THIS IS ME.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
I have a scooter. I can walk. I can't, however, walk through 80 miles of airport. I can walk onto an airplane or through hallways. I can't walk the .5 mile to the convention center.
People, get smarter, it's embarrassing at this point.
When you've lost Dick Durbin....
Children are being exploited. Let’s respond by dramatically hindering our ability to point out or criticize children being exploited, using methods we don’t understand because we’re old and incurious.
Children are being exploited and abused because Big Tech consistently prioritizes profits over people.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
Enough is enough. Time to sunset Section 230.
December 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
When you've lost Dick Durbin....
"Ben, that's a solid piece of American journalism right there."
I'll note that, freed from the valid constraints of my former employer, I can include important information like that the most unique porn search in Missouri this year was for "boner."
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Ben, that's a solid piece of American journalism right there."
Jeez, I think this nails it.
Honestly, Pritzger could be both guys. Newsom will end up being neither.
A lot will happen between now and then, but my guess is that the ‘28 primary will be a contest between 1) someone who’s been doing the work fighting Trump who can rally the pissed off base, and 2) some telegenic white guy with whom swing voters would hopefully want to drink fermented beverages.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jeez, I think this nails it.