Kjetil Svenheim
@kjsve.lechuck.net
All conspiracy theories are false. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the peak of pop culture.
I strive to keep the stupid joke rate of the account below 50 %, no promises!
I strive to keep the stupid joke rate of the account below 50 %, no promises!
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The gamerculturification of the American right has made it so that a federal agent can kill a queer woman while calling her a fucking bitch and antisocial, angry streamers and politicians will unanimously agree she deserved to die because of pronouns and nose rings and being a woman.
January 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The gamerculturification of the American right has made it so that a federal agent can kill a queer woman while calling her a fucking bitch and antisocial, angry streamers and politicians will unanimously agree she deserved to die because of pronouns and nose rings and being a woman.
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Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Please understand what it means when journalists are evacuating their family members out of town.
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
In any other country, we would be approaching "foreign sanctions" territory
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Dictator
Isn't there a word for a leader who thinks there are no meaningful legal constraints on his or her power and that "My own morality. My own mind" is "the only thing that can stop me"?
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
www.nytimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Dictator
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Vi har nå permanent bevæpning av politiet pga. en utbredt *følelse* av at Norge har et blitt farligere sted, til tross for at drapsstatistikken viser at vi har historisk lave drapstall
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January 8, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Vi har nå permanent bevæpning av politiet pga. en utbredt *følelse* av at Norge har et blitt farligere sted, til tross for at drapsstatistikken viser at vi har historisk lave drapstall
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Verdens mest ubrukelige opposisjon slår til igjen. Er det ingen med politisk teft igjen i det demokratiske partiet?
Guys this is deranged. The Consultant Democrats are hopeless, utterly incapable of meeting the moment
January 7, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Verdens mest ubrukelige opposisjon slår til igjen. Er det ingen med politisk teft igjen i det demokratiske partiet?
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Guys this is deranged. The Consultant Democrats are hopeless, utterly incapable of meeting the moment
January 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Guys this is deranged. The Consultant Democrats are hopeless, utterly incapable of meeting the moment
En komplett parodi på et land. Charter-Svein er helseminister.
Vaccine experts at the CDC were blindsided by a top deputy to Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s decision to unilaterally overhaul the childhood immunization schedule, according to current and former agency staff.
CDC staff ‘blindsided’ as child vaccine schedule unilaterally overhauled
The Trump administration took unprecedented steps to recommend fewer vaccines for children without extensive consultations with career scientists.
wapo.st
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
En komplett parodi på et land. Charter-Svein er helseminister.
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U.S. leftists have basically nothing to contribute but nihilism and can't stand it that they don't get to wallow in their victimhood any more without being called out on it from the rest of the world. We don't want to die in a nuclear war, sorry if that means you need to shitpost less and organise
January 7, 2026 at 1:12 PM
U.S. leftists have basically nothing to contribute but nihilism and can't stand it that they don't get to wallow in their victimhood any more without being called out on it from the rest of the world. We don't want to die in a nuclear war, sorry if that means you need to shitpost less and organise
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Maduro forgot that if you're an ally of Russia, 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
January 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Maduro forgot that if you're an ally of Russia, 1 of 2 things will happen:
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
1. Russia will attack you
2. Russia will do nothing when someone else does
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It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
Finally they found a market for the Apple Vision Pro!
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Finally they found a market for the Apple Vision Pro!
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Sykeste pressekonf fra det hvite hus så langt.
Det er så jævla mye å pakke ut her at.. hva faen.
Direkte trua Cuba og Mexico. Oljeselskaper tar over Venezuela... osv
Det er så jævla mye å pakke ut her at.. hva faen.
Direkte trua Cuba og Mexico. Oljeselskaper tar over Venezuela... osv
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Sykeste pressekonf fra det hvite hus så langt.
Det er så jævla mye å pakke ut her at.. hva faen.
Direkte trua Cuba og Mexico. Oljeselskaper tar over Venezuela... osv
Det er så jævla mye å pakke ut her at.. hva faen.
Direkte trua Cuba og Mexico. Oljeselskaper tar over Venezuela... osv
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Nicolás Maduro will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Nicolás Maduro will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Denne pressekonferansen er ville saker.
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Denne pressekonferansen er ville saker.
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Once again, context ≠ justification
#Venezuela
#Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Once again, context ≠ justification
#Venezuela
#Venezuela
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A lot of people waking up with righteous indignation this morning, but the way I see it, the competition for the next FIFA Peace Prize is wide open. Let’s go win a trophy, friends.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
A lot of people waking up with righteous indignation this morning, but the way I see it, the competition for the next FIFA Peace Prize is wide open. Let’s go win a trophy, friends.
Jeg ville ikke pissa på Maduro om han stod i brann, men å kaste illegitime diktatorer er noe folket i et land ble gjøre sjøl, dette vet ingen hvor ender.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Jeg ville ikke pissa på Maduro om han stod i brann, men å kaste illegitime diktatorer er noe folket i et land ble gjøre sjøl, dette vet ingen hvor ender.
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Syns det er så komisk at vi har en diskurs som handler om hva Asle Toje egentlig mener. Nei, hva mener egentlig Asle Toje liksom, det er nok jævlig vanskelig å forestille seg. Både de som er enige og uenige med han veit hva han egentlig mener, slutt å spill skuespill liksom
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Syns det er så komisk at vi har en diskurs som handler om hva Asle Toje egentlig mener. Nei, hva mener egentlig Asle Toje liksom, det er nok jævlig vanskelig å forestille seg. Både de som er enige og uenige med han veit hva han egentlig mener, slutt å spill skuespill liksom
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
Hard to beat this unhinged one.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
Hard to beat this unhinged one.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
Hard to beat this unhinged one.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
Hard to beat this unhinged one.
Husk at i følge norsk lov er det kun lov å diskutere forbud mot fyrverkeri mellom klokka 18.00 og 02.00 på nyttårsaften.
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Husk at i følge norsk lov er det kun lov å diskutere forbud mot fyrverkeri mellom klokka 18.00 og 02.00 på nyttårsaften.
Det må være den gangen jeg satt på t-banen vis-à-vis selveste Geir Helljesen.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Det må være den gangen jeg satt på t-banen vis-à-vis selveste Geir Helljesen.