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PattyCatty Stokes
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Kittywampus on the Twit app. Came here for feminism & cats. Sticking around for the fight for democracy & the rule of law. Anti-Dark Enlightenment.

Would rather be dancing to Phish.
Pinned
I have two kitties. They produce plenty o’ poop every day in roughly 5 minutes. Far more efficient than shitting all over Twitter.

They sleep 16+ hours per day and spend at least 4 vying for space on my lap.

Catturd? I’m so sorry to say you are doing it wrong.

Get offline and touch litter.
Turd is a victim again.
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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.

The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:

thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Yeah, but if we only open more bases, what could Trump stamp his name on? He’s past building gold-encrusted towers; from here on, TRUMP needs to be visible from outer space.
This map exposes the Greenland lie.

The US used to have a massive military footprint here.

Today, they operate just ONE base.

If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows
January 17, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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The Supreme Court gave Trump absolute immunity for using his official powers even for the most corrupt reasons ever, including to criminally investigate state and local chief executives for using their official powers to serve their constituents
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Safe astral travels to Bob Weir
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I, too, heard aggrieved and eternally fragile masculinity in Jon Ross’s “fucking bitch.” Every woman has known men like this. Men who employ coercive control against women—and, should that fail, brute violence.

I’m a fan of Kate Manne‘s writing. I hope millions will read this piece.
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Superb thread summing up how Jonathan Ross‘s actions ring a bell with anyone familiar with dynamics of domestic violence, coercive control, and misogynistic horrors of myriad kinds.

I learned Ross‘s name and saw the “fucking bitch“ video. I looked for DV arrests. Found none. But cops protect cops.
JONATHAN ROSS THREAD: 🧵 I think a certain # of women have seen the video from Ross’s cellphone showing the taunts that led to Renee’s murder.

And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.

Here’s why: 👇🧵
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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Minnesota friends, now is the time to get creative with the lutefisk. I can’t imagine a better weapon to repel ICE agents with.

I am 100% serious. GO GET ‘EM. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴
January 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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It appears JD Vance has concluded that the best way to get elected president in 2028 is to become an amalgamation of Jack Posobiec and Catturd.
January 8, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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A country that blows up foreign fishing boats for no reason is one that will shoot its own citizens for no reason.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”

So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
When I first heard about “network states,“ I laughed. I thought no one could be so ridiculous as to try to create startup nations based on crypto and run like little fiefdoms.

But it’s real. It’s serious. It’s backed by some of the richest men in history.

I’m paying attention. I hope you will too.
What do Greenland, Honduras, Venezuela, and Nigeria have in common? The “network state” cabal—which includes Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen, & Joe Lonsdale—has been circling them like vultures. 1/
January 8, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.

A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."

Bovino was there.

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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JFC
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Francisco Goya's Saturn Devouring His Son

Phish's Sloth with Ice Cream Cone
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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It is kind of wild that no big media outlet has busted open the story of who is making DHS' posts on X. Whoever that may be is certainly plugged into hardcore white supremacist internet propaganda with a harder edge. "Groyper" would be underselling it. This is Daily Stormer-tier sludge.
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Was in SoHo earlier and the cadres were already fully differentiated by ideology and had selected comrades to lead a purge.
And to think NYC goes full socialist in just over 4 hours.
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Needs moar gold
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
So good. So true.

If I’m an AI hater (and I believe that’s a true statement), it’s because I love humans. I love humanity. I love what’s human. I won’t apologize.

But really, just read this short essay and howl with joy.
December 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
A Meowy Christmas to all from Reba, Tela, and me!

No, I did not dress them up for real.

The only good and wholesome use for AI is dressing one’s cats. This definitely justifies trillions of dollars in investment, right?
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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The responses from MTG and Thomas Massie are examples of how deciding not to comply with Trump’s lotalty tests sets you free.

GOP: Wouldn’t that feel soooo good???
Marjorie Taylor Greene called out Trump’s vile tweet following the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife Michele
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Not that it's not appalling enough, but this is an official US Government post, paid for by our federal tax dollars.
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Basic and simple factual reporting like this is a major reason why Trump wants CNN to come under control of his allies via the proposed merger of CNN/Warner with Paramount.

(I dictated the last sentence, and merger was rendered as murder. I think that’s not wrong!)
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 10
Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
Denmark sees US as potential security concern | CNN
Denmark has labeled the United States as a potential security concern for the first time in an annual report released by one of its intelligence agencies, offering more evidence of the increasingly fraught transatlantic alliance between Europe and the US.
cnn.it
December 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM