PattyCatty Stokes
@kittywampuss.bsky.social
Kittywampus on the Twit app. Came here for feminism & cats. Sticking around for the fight for democracy & the rule of law. Anti-Dark Enlightenment.
Would rather be dancing to Phish.
Would rather be dancing to Phish.
It doesn’t sock to be Lily. But she has very pretty socks she was born with! As do my kitties.
September 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It doesn’t sock to be Lily. But she has very pretty socks she was born with! As do my kitties.
My orange tabby, Tela, advises sleeping through the awful humans who promote xenophobia. She’s admittedly conflict-averse.
If push came to shove, she only wants humans to provide noms. Hard to square that with xenophobia!
Condolences re Biggles. I still miss my OG cat, Grey Kitty, 25 years on.
If push came to shove, she only wants humans to provide noms. Hard to square that with xenophobia!
Condolences re Biggles. I still miss my OG cat, Grey Kitty, 25 years on.
August 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
My orange tabby, Tela, advises sleeping through the awful humans who promote xenophobia. She’s admittedly conflict-averse.
If push came to shove, she only wants humans to provide noms. Hard to square that with xenophobia!
Condolences re Biggles. I still miss my OG cat, Grey Kitty, 25 years on.
If push came to shove, she only wants humans to provide noms. Hard to square that with xenophobia!
Condolences re Biggles. I still miss my OG cat, Grey Kitty, 25 years on.
Oh, we have that same toy!
Greeting from me and my orange girl, Tela.
Greeting from me and my orange girl, Tela.
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Oh, we have that same toy!
Greeting from me and my orange girl, Tela.
Greeting from me and my orange girl, Tela.
What a fantastic shirt, Page! I adore it. @pagemcconnell.com
#phish
Reba kitty isn’t quite so sure. She thinks she’s the most ferocious cat around.
#phish
Reba kitty isn’t quite so sure. She thinks she’s the most ferocious cat around.
July 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What a fantastic shirt, Page! I adore it. @pagemcconnell.com
#phish
Reba kitty isn’t quite so sure. She thinks she’s the most ferocious cat around.
#phish
Reba kitty isn’t quite so sure. She thinks she’s the most ferocious cat around.
Tela is demonstrating how to duck and cover
June 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tela is demonstrating how to duck and cover
Hold the line, Jorts. We here who serve Tela Kitty, your sister in orange-ness, understand that the sunbeam is all. Bathing is fun with a sibling cat; otherwise, optional.
Carry on and kick every body wash to the curb. TO THE CURB, we say
Carry on and kick every body wash to the curb. TO THE CURB, we say
June 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Hold the line, Jorts. We here who serve Tela Kitty, your sister in orange-ness, understand that the sunbeam is all. Bathing is fun with a sibling cat; otherwise, optional.
Carry on and kick every body wash to the curb. TO THE CURB, we say
Carry on and kick every body wash to the curb. TO THE CURB, we say
Mike. Those of us who love you would love to see a flurry of your cat photos, and Trey’s, too. 😻 I sometimes try to explain to guests when they roll into my house that the shredded state of my upholstery mirrors Trey’s sofa. This is not an apology, just context.
Reba Kitty & Tela Kitty send purrs.
Reba Kitty & Tela Kitty send purrs.
June 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Mike. Those of us who love you would love to see a flurry of your cat photos, and Trey’s, too. 😻 I sometimes try to explain to guests when they roll into my house that the shredded state of my upholstery mirrors Trey’s sofa. This is not an apology, just context.
Reba Kitty & Tela Kitty send purrs.
Reba Kitty & Tela Kitty send purrs.
Spectacular ginger bellies!
May 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Spectacular ginger bellies!
My darling Reba has markings a bit like your Roo: torbie, but with less white than Roo. She’s also a superb cat. Torbies are ♥️♥️♥️.
Reba might send purrs, too, but her very ginger sister Tela is monopolizing my lap right now, contrary to this picture, which captured the scene earlier this evening.
Reba might send purrs, too, but her very ginger sister Tela is monopolizing my lap right now, contrary to this picture, which captured the scene earlier this evening.
May 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
My darling Reba has markings a bit like your Roo: torbie, but with less white than Roo. She’s also a superb cat. Torbies are ♥️♥️♥️.
Reba might send purrs, too, but her very ginger sister Tela is monopolizing my lap right now, contrary to this picture, which captured the scene earlier this evening.
Reba might send purrs, too, but her very ginger sister Tela is monopolizing my lap right now, contrary to this picture, which captured the scene earlier this evening.
I have no knowledge of cameras nor any ambition to gain some.
I just know that any camera pointed at an adorable cat is an excellent camera.
I just know that any camera pointed at an adorable cat is an excellent camera.
May 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I have no knowledge of cameras nor any ambition to gain some.
I just know that any camera pointed at an adorable cat is an excellent camera.
I just know that any camera pointed at an adorable cat is an excellent camera.
Tela kitty says she is overwhelmed with tasks and if you disagree you deserve all the hisses
April 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Tela kitty says she is overwhelmed with tasks and if you disagree you deserve all the hisses
If these guys did our worst criming, we’d be living in paradise.
April 23, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If these guys did our worst criming, we’d be living in paradise.
What is Fela? Is it a feline Tela?
If not, I’ll be disappointed, as that’s what I named my ginger tabby girl.
If not, I’ll be disappointed, as that’s what I named my ginger tabby girl.
April 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
What is Fela? Is it a feline Tela?
If not, I’ll be disappointed, as that’s what I named my ginger tabby girl.
If not, I’ll be disappointed, as that’s what I named my ginger tabby girl.
I wish you all the cuddles, infinite Warriors victories, and swift healing.
Except if the Warriors are playing the Kings. Then I’ll wish for a Kings blowout! Nothing personal – you’re one of my favorite people on this app.
Purrs to you from my kitties.
Except if the Warriors are playing the Kings. Then I’ll wish for a Kings blowout! Nothing personal – you’re one of my favorite people on this app.
Purrs to you from my kitties.
April 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I wish you all the cuddles, infinite Warriors victories, and swift healing.
Except if the Warriors are playing the Kings. Then I’ll wish for a Kings blowout! Nothing personal – you’re one of my favorite people on this app.
Purrs to you from my kitties.
Except if the Warriors are playing the Kings. Then I’ll wish for a Kings blowout! Nothing personal – you’re one of my favorite people on this app.
Purrs to you from my kitties.
What is it about orange cats that predisposes them to chonkiness? 😹
April 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What is it about orange cats that predisposes them to chonkiness? 😹
Such a fun age! My two sisters are closing in on five quickly, which ought to be a dignified age, but one of them still chases her tail. Of course it’s the orange one, who habitually poses like this
March 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Such a fun age! My two sisters are closing in on five quickly, which ought to be a dignified age, but one of them still chases her tail. Of course it’s the orange one, who habitually poses like this
I got this text today: “Hello, this is Rocky‘s mom. I would like to know if I could have him boarded April 18 till the 25th.”
I am not a vet. I am an obscure professor and cat lady.
I sent her this picture of the aforementioned cats to assuage her embarrassment.
I am not a vet. I am an obscure professor and cat lady.
I sent her this picture of the aforementioned cats to assuage her embarrassment.
March 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I got this text today: “Hello, this is Rocky‘s mom. I would like to know if I could have him boarded April 18 till the 25th.”
I am not a vet. I am an obscure professor and cat lady.
I sent her this picture of the aforementioned cats to assuage her embarrassment.
I am not a vet. I am an obscure professor and cat lady.
I sent her this picture of the aforementioned cats to assuage her embarrassment.
Tela and Reba are telling me to forget about getting anything done this weekend
March 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tela and Reba are telling me to forget about getting anything done this weekend
Tela sprawling awkwardly on my lap
March 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Tela sprawling awkwardly on my lap
Why is this weird lil dude recognizable as orange? It’s the messiness
March 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Why is this weird lil dude recognizable as orange? It’s the messiness
Still on tenterhooks
March 12, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Still on tenterhooks