Barking at stars
@kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.
Pinned
Press down hard.
You're making 340 million copies
You're making 340 million copies
Yep, that one has been real hard to forget.
But he also said "now my building's the tallest" on 9/11, 15 years prior to taking the White House the first time.
But he also said "now my building's the tallest" on 9/11, 15 years prior to taking the White House the first time.
What other presidency would have survived the international embarrassment and national security debacle of the Helsinki Conference?
He should have been removed immediately after that. If there was a watershed moment that foretold where we were headed, that was it. Instead they gave him a pass on it.
He should have been removed immediately after that. If there was a watershed moment that foretold where we were headed, that was it. Instead they gave him a pass on it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yep, that one has been real hard to forget.
But he also said "now my building's the tallest" on 9/11, 15 years prior to taking the White House the first time.
But he also said "now my building's the tallest" on 9/11, 15 years prior to taking the White House the first time.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
There must be a few sites/accounts devoted to "the Simpsons predicted everything"
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There must be a few sites/accounts devoted to "the Simpsons predicted everything"
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Fascist funhouse mirror morality.
They're trying to make traitor Ashliii Babbitt into the new George Floyd to create a psychotic symmetry.
August 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Fascist funhouse mirror morality.
Pros of turning the military against your own citizens:
- "we'll have the boys home for Christmas" is a promise you can deliver on--every damn year of the 'war'
- radically reduced expenses for troop transport, overseas bases...
- no language/cultural barriers between troops and enemy population
- "we'll have the boys home for Christmas" is a promise you can deliver on--every damn year of the 'war'
- radically reduced expenses for troop transport, overseas bases...
- no language/cultural barriers between troops and enemy population
August 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pros of turning the military against your own citizens:
- "we'll have the boys home for Christmas" is a promise you can deliver on--every damn year of the 'war'
- radically reduced expenses for troop transport, overseas bases...
- no language/cultural barriers between troops and enemy population
- "we'll have the boys home for Christmas" is a promise you can deliver on--every damn year of the 'war'
- radically reduced expenses for troop transport, overseas bases...
- no language/cultural barriers between troops and enemy population
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SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
August 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
SARAH PALIN: "There are going to be death panels!"
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
RFK JR: "Technically, it's just me."
Those many weeks of vacation were the training?
Ok, I get it.
Ok, I get it.
What if he knows something?
“.. if, God forbid, there's a terrible tragedy, I can't think of better on-the-job training than what I've gotten over the last 200 days,” he added.
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August 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Those many weeks of vacation were the training?
Ok, I get it.
Ok, I get it.
IYKYK
And EVERYBODY knows
And EVERYBODY knows
August 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
IYKYK
And EVERYBODY knows
And EVERYBODY knows
"I'm from the CITY and I'm here to help."
August 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"I'm from the CITY and I'm here to help."
47-25-48
Hut, hut!
Excited for the fall football season.
Hut, hut!
Excited for the fall football season.
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 PM
47-25-48
Hut, hut!
Excited for the fall football season.
Hut, hut!
Excited for the fall football season.
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Stop falling for stories designed to distract from Cracker Barrell gate!!!
Investigators rummaging through the Clintons' garbage found a whole folder of proposed new logo designs. INCLUDING THE ACTUAL NEW ONE!
Wake the fuck UP!
Investigators rummaging through the Clintons' garbage found a whole folder of proposed new logo designs. INCLUDING THE ACTUAL NEW ONE!
Wake the fuck UP!
August 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Stop falling for stories designed to distract from Cracker Barrell gate!!!
Investigators rummaging through the Clintons' garbage found a whole folder of proposed new logo designs. INCLUDING THE ACTUAL NEW ONE!
Wake the fuck UP!
Investigators rummaging through the Clintons' garbage found a whole folder of proposed new logo designs. INCLUDING THE ACTUAL NEW ONE!
Wake the fuck UP!
Great comedy skit idea!
correct. fox viewers believe blue state cities are like the worst of mogadishu or iraq during their wars. they do not make the connection that their favorite fox news stars are living it up in manhattan. they think poseurs like greg gutfeld and laura ingraham are living rural red state lives.
also this is who stephen miller is talking to when he says the streets of dc are free. he's not talking to you or me, he's talking to the newsmax and fox watchers exclusively.
August 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Great comedy skit idea!
Ugh
The Me Generation is ready to destroy the planet as they reach the end of the trail, due to a clinical case of FOMO. If there’s no sustainable planet left after they go, there’s no party that they’ll be missing.
August 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ugh
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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
—Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently audacious coup is indistinguishable from democracy (to mainstream media)."
—Airbag Moments
—Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently audacious coup is indistinguishable from democracy (to mainstream media)."
—Airbag Moments
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
—Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently audacious coup is indistinguishable from democracy (to mainstream media)."
—Airbag Moments
—Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently audacious coup is indistinguishable from democracy (to mainstream media)."
—Airbag Moments
Wokity woke woke
August 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Wokity woke woke
GOP:
Gimps on the Potomac
Gimps on the Potomac
I'm terrified of public transportation and imaginary crime, I'm offended by language used frequently by my enemies only in my fantasies, and of course I would vote for a woman, but not that one, or *that* one, and definitely not THAT one, have I mentioned how manly I am
August 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
GOP:
Gimps on the Potomac
Gimps on the Potomac
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I'm terrified of public transportation and imaginary crime, I'm offended by language used frequently by my enemies only in my fantasies, and of course I would vote for a woman, but not that one, or *that* one, and definitely not THAT one, have I mentioned how manly I am
August 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I'm terrified of public transportation and imaginary crime, I'm offended by language used frequently by my enemies only in my fantasies, and of course I would vote for a woman, but not that one, or *that* one, and definitely not THAT one, have I mentioned how manly I am
The inventor of the wheel had their breakthrough while cutting zucchini into coins, losing their godamn mind, just like me, each time a newly cut round, rather than lying down nicely next to the others, instead rolls off the cutting board, across the counter and finally onto the floor.
August 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The inventor of the wheel had their breakthrough while cutting zucchini into coins, losing their godamn mind, just like me, each time a newly cut round, rather than lying down nicely next to the others, instead rolls off the cutting board, across the counter and finally onto the floor.
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The November election was the final battle of World Information War I. America lost (after barely defending ourselves), and is now under a malevolent occupation government. This is the framing with the most explanatory power.
August 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“If I just pick the pockets of two very wealthy people, I'll be insanely rich, and the CROOKED game of pickpocketing is over. God Bless America!!!”
August 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“If I just pick the pockets of two very wealthy people, I'll be insanely rich, and the CROOKED game of pickpocketing is over. God Bless America!!!”
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I'm deeply saddened to know he lived this long.
August 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm deeply saddened to know he lived this long.
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Shiny black BMW with “GRUNGE” vanity plate. Driver is middle-aged dude with long black hair and a big silver septum nose hoop. One bumper sticker: Pantera. This is a horseman of the apocalypse.
August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shiny black BMW with “GRUNGE” vanity plate. Driver is middle-aged dude with long black hair and a big silver septum nose hoop. One bumper sticker: Pantera. This is a horseman of the apocalypse.
Let's help out the GOP during this difficult rebranding transition:
Gimps Of the Potomac
Garden Of Pussies
Galaxy Of Pardons
Guilty Of Pedophilia
Gimps Of the Potomac
Garden Of Pussies
Galaxy Of Pardons
Guilty Of Pedophilia
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let's help out the GOP during this difficult rebranding transition:
Gimps Of the Potomac
Garden Of Pussies
Galaxy Of Pardons
Guilty Of Pedophilia
Gimps Of the Potomac
Garden Of Pussies
Galaxy Of Pardons
Guilty Of Pedophilia