Gene Weingarten
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Gene Weingarten
@geneweingarten.bsky.social
Former Wapo humor columnist, current writer, cartoonist, and misanthrope.
A must read for anyone who is, or dreams of being, a journalist.

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Every Reporter's Nightmare
Today I am going to tell you about a dream I just had.
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November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“The president’s gone mad.” “Where?” “Downtown.” “When?” “Last night” “Hmm, say, that’s too bad!

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His Schmuckiest, Most Unbalanced Idea Ever. (So Far.)
Let us consider, for a moment, the latest bit of senile megalomaniacal lunacy to issue from the offices of the president of the United States.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Here's the latest headline on the homepage of The Washington Post, the newspaper that feels copy editors are mostly inessential: "These coffee shops prided their role as community hubs. Then tariffs hit."
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So, this is funny. But I mean it.
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Warning: No Pipe Dreams.
Hello!
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November 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sorry, Dick.
A eulogy apology.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wouldn't want to be Mike Wallace, down there in his grave, rolling.
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See? BS.
When I was a young reporter, there was a joke most journos knew some variation of.
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November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why did Daylight Savings Time sneak up unannounced this year?
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My final word on The Rashomon Defect and the World Series.

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The Rashomon Defect
Something interesting happened last night.
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November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Can anyone explain to me why almost everyone is calling the end of game six a "wild play?" Yes, it was an extremely dramatic moment. Everything on the line, etc. But it seems to me to be a normal outfield assist with poor baserunning. Ordinary catch, ordinary throw. Not a close play at second.
November 1, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I contend Vance committed a Damned Lie. Plus, other nasty observations.
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Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics
Hello, fellow inmates. It’s hard to keep track, but the lies seem to keep snowballing, then melting in Hell.
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October 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
What does "pea milk" taste like? Hint: i've given you a clue.
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Is This the Stuff of Human Kindness?
Went to the grocery store yesterday to buy cow milk.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Wapo will not like this post.
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In Ruins
Strap in.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Halloween song parodies: Watch the winning video. It's scary good!
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The Invitational Week 147: Prep-itaphs
What to put on the tombstones of still-living people. Plus, songs for the season of the witch,
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October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Friends Like These
It was an evening in November,
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October 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Anyone else out there kind of sickened by how many pretty common words there are -- particularly in science and medicine -- of which the NYT Spelling Bee seems unaware? Warning: Don't get me started.
October 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The anti-abortion law professor who dotes on Trump was just appointed to sit on a big federal appeals court. Her name is Jennifer Lee Mascott.
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My girlfriend is taking an acting class in Ibsen. She points out that "Hedda Gabler" would be a great name for a porn star.
October 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Beat It.
Hello. Apologies for the second Gene Pool today.
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October 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Riyadh Comedy Festival, Cancer Culture, and me.
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Who ARE These Clowns?
Hello.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:06 PM