Barking at stars
kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Barking at stars
@kitchengigolo.bsky.social
Centrist nut job. Fish-skull conservative. Woke as Jesus. Born-again question.
December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can the Quiet Piggy Party count on your vote next November?
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
There must be a few sites/accounts devoted to "the Simpsons predicted everything"
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Damn, that's good!

And makes the great Carl Sagan look a bit silly using so many more words a century later.
July 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Experts on cults can answer this.

Or Carl Sagan:
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Beautiful!

And I feel I must humbly suggest that she might have been inspired, in perhaps subtle, mysterious ways, by the Huicholes, who create things like this bowl:
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
June 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good morning Lucy! A bowl of medicine:
June 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"H-huh, she said fuck Trump"
May 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
"H-huh, you said fuck Trump"
May 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Art of the Squeal
April 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is from like 8 fucking years ago.
April 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
April 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
April 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I never tire of this (though I do get nauseous over its evergreen accuracy).
April 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
"Official acts" include kidnapping innocent Americans and shipping them off forever to foreign torture prisons.
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Salt the crops!
Poison the wells!

MA-GAAAAAAA!!!
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
April 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Timeless meme

"But I was told..."
March 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
March 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
March 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
February 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM