Kirsty Kittens
@kirstykittens.bsky.social
Scottish born, one time immigrant (not expat!!!), thrift store gremlin.
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Kirsty Kittens
@kirstykittens.bsky.social
· May 23
So I took my kid to see #TheAquabats last night and they are the wildest, kindest, funnest band that ever fucking existed EVER!!!!!!
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ATTENTION WASTRELS: Get yourself a copy of tomorrow's National for my commemorative Scotland World Cup poster. It's a beauty. #Scotland #alba #fifa #football #McTominay
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ATTENTION WASTRELS: Get yourself a copy of tomorrow's National for my commemorative Scotland World Cup poster. It's a beauty. #Scotland #alba #fifa #football #McTominay
Reacts to what? Why do people post like this. We all can’t see everything all the time.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reacts to what? Why do people post like this. We all can’t see everything all the time.
Don’t forget to pick up a copy of The National tomorrow!!!
I really don’t understand why @scotnational.bsky.social doesn’t have @gregmoodie.bsky.social in every week again, he’s a gem!
I really don’t understand why @scotnational.bsky.social doesn’t have @gregmoodie.bsky.social in every week again, he’s a gem!
I made this pullout poster for The National to mark the Euros in 2021. Now I've been commissioned to create another for the World Cup in Monday's paper. Look out for it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don’t forget to pick up a copy of The National tomorrow!!!
I really don’t understand why @scotnational.bsky.social doesn’t have @gregmoodie.bsky.social in every week again, he’s a gem!
I really don’t understand why @scotnational.bsky.social doesn’t have @gregmoodie.bsky.social in every week again, he’s a gem!
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I’m presently involved with a project concerning the late Malky McCormick. It’s in a moment like this, ahead of the kind of year when he was kept VERY busy, that the near total absence of cartoons from the contemporary Scottish press is underlined. Much more of this sort of thing in 2026, please.
This week, instead of a cartoon, I'm making a poster for Monday's edition of The National to celebrate Scotland's World Cup qualification.
We really are spoiling you.
@scotnational.bsky.social
We really are spoiling you.
@scotnational.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I’m presently involved with a project concerning the late Malky McCormick. It’s in a moment like this, ahead of the kind of year when he was kept VERY busy, that the near total absence of cartoons from the contemporary Scottish press is underlined. Much more of this sort of thing in 2026, please.
Great bike shop there
Leith Walk this evening.
#Edinburgh #Edimbourg #EdinburghByNight #NightPhotography #photography #photographie
#Edinburgh #Edimbourg #EdinburghByNight #NightPhotography #photography #photographie
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Great bike shop there
I don’t care how well written this is, fuck off with the AI image.
Johnson spent years charming, bluffing, and backstabbing his way to the top.
Positioning himself as a latter-day Churchill when the moment came and leadership was desperately needed, he showed us who he was...
And thousands died.
@noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/boris-johnso...
Positioning himself as a latter-day Churchill when the moment came and leadership was desperately needed, he showed us who he was...
And thousands died.
@noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/boris-johnso...
Boris Johnson: The Covid Tragedy and England's Clown King
Get news direct from reporters you trust.
www.noosphere.app
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I don’t care how well written this is, fuck off with the AI image.
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
TESTING????? Testing the ceasefire???? Fuck off
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
TESTING????? Testing the ceasefire???? Fuck off
Get off Bluesky and get some work done #Slacker
a man in a suit is holding his finger to his forehead and says `` i see you '' .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding his finger to his forehead and says `` i see you '' .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Get off Bluesky and get some work done #Slacker
A pal bought me this when we went to the exhibition. Pretty sure you can still buy it in the Modern gallery shop. It’s brilliant
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A pal bought me this when we went to the exhibition. Pretty sure you can still buy it in the Modern gallery shop. It’s brilliant
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Rewatching "Children of Men" for the 1st time in almost 20 years and OMG, the opening lines.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
"Day 1,000 of the Siege of Seattle. The Muslim community demands an end to the Army's occupation of mosques...the deportation of illegal immigrants will continue."
The movie takes place in 2027.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🤔
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Oh! Oh! I know the answer to this!
Where are all the "revoke Shamima Begum's citizenship she's a traitor people" today, I wonder.
Nathan Gill; A traitor who was at the very top of Reform UK, aiding and abetting Russian adversaries, has been sentenced today.
Reform UK should be ashamed. Britain deserves better.
Reform UK should be ashamed. Britain deserves better.
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Oh! Oh! I know the answer to this!
Pretty certain the bears and wolves would have been there first
Populations of brown bears and wolves are burgeoning in Greece, thanks to conservation efforts. But not everyone is enthusiastic about the comeback.
Bears in the backyard, wolves at the door: Greek villages have a growing predator problem
Populations of brown bears and wolves are burgeoning in Greece, thanks to conservation efforts. But not everyone is enthusiastic about the comeback.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Pretty certain the bears and wolves would have been there first
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When I worked at HMV on Princes Street, we had Atomic Kitten come in for a signing. We were all told not to make eye contact with them. Same vibes.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa *breathes* hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
'Talk to me with respect, I'm the Chancellor,' says Rachel Reeves
www.thenational.scot/news/2563827...
'Talk to me with respect, I'm the Chancellor,' says Rachel Reeves
www.thenational.scot/news/2563827...
'Talk to me with respect, I'm the Chancellor,' Reeves tells Scots businessperson
RACHEL Reeves reportedly told a Scottish business to “talk to me with respect, I’m the Chancellor”.
www.thenational.scot
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
When I worked at HMV on Princes Street, we had Atomic Kitten come in for a signing. We were all told not to make eye contact with them. Same vibes.
The neighbour across the street from me sit on a couch facing the window, no curtains, big light on. Fucking weirdos.
a black and white photo of a man wearing a sweater and smiling
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a sweater and smiling
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The neighbour across the street from me sit on a couch facing the window, no curtains, big light on. Fucking weirdos.
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Literally gasped. Shocker
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Literally gasped. Shocker
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Senator Alex Padilla walks out of an immigration hearing stating he refuses to be a part of political theater set up by Republicans.👏🏾 #ICE
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Senator Alex Padilla walks out of an immigration hearing stating he refuses to be a part of political theater set up by Republicans.👏🏾 #ICE
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What a great idea
I made this pullout poster for The National to mark the Euros in 2021. Now I've been commissioned to create another for the World Cup in Monday's paper. Look out for it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What a great idea
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I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
![X user wrotator asks: Hey @grok how would you describe Elon Musk’s physique? How about his mind? And his relationship with his kids?
Grok answers: Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivalling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields [buying websites, electric car companies and spacecraft and destroying them]. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lss244cnzeoicm3p3nrg5ovh/bafkreibdrfwpkt563lqwl7xsvd5my6vufdjd7ov4sef4qm3sz4lx2t7jsq@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I guess one difference between me and Elon Musk is that, if I was gaming an AI to say these things about me, and everyone could see that I had done this, I'd have simply no choice but to set myself on fire.
Incredible. I hate clickbait almost as much as I hate AI but this is just amazing.
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Incredible. I hate clickbait almost as much as I hate AI but this is just amazing.