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Greg Moodie
@gregmoodie.bsky.social
Artist and writer, deviant collagist. Author of 'Six Degrees Of Stupidity' and other peculiar books. Always YES. 'Crazed genius' - AL Kennedy.
https://gregmoodie.com/
How are you bearing up? #CoolScotsCalendar
January 28, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Total bullshit. It's a BRIBE, pure and simple.
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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Perfect. 👏👏👏👏
January 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as tomorrow is Burns Night, let's do it in the style of the bard. Warning: May be rude. I don't care.
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Robert Burns In The 21st Century
I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as it's Burns Night, it's more fun to do it in the style of the bard himself.
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January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I have lots of Robert Burns images for sale. This is probably the best known one. Prints are available for just £20.
#BurnsNight
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Portrait of Robert Burns
Portrait of poet and lyricist Robert Burns from the Greg Moodie book, Cool Scots. Signed digital print on A3+ lightly textured watercolour card.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"Ye're like a skelpit pudding's bum." My #BurnsNight tribute to the bard.
THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as tomorrow is Burns Night, let's do it in the style of the bard. Warning: May be rude. I don't care.
gregmoodie.com/robert-burns...
Robert Burns In The 21st Century
I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as it's Burns Night, it's more fun to do it in the style of the bard himself.
gregmoodie.com
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 AM
THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as tomorrow is Burns Night, let's do it in the style of the bard. Warning: May be rude. I don't care.
gregmoodie.com/robert-burns...
Robert Burns In The 21st Century
I could insult Donald Trump endlessly, but as it's Burns Night, it's more fun to do it in the style of the bard himself.
gregmoodie.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:24 PM
As tomorrow is the birthday of Robert Burns, expect this week's cartoon to focus on the bard. See me later today.
#BurnsNight
January 24, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Today's thought for the day in the Cool Scots calendar.
#DryJanuary
January 23, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I didn't realise it was lost!
January 22, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Awesome antique shop in Linlithgow has one of my Robert Burns paintings in the window.
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
About time. Keir Starmer needs to grow a backbone and stop appeasing this psychopath. #TACO Trump always chickens out. 🐓
January 22, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Holy hell, that's awful.
EXCLUSIVE: A top artist has called for Glasgow City Council to reconsider the approval of an AI-generated mural, saying the design is 'insulting to all artists'
Top artist calls for Scottish council to reconsider approved AI-generated mural
www.thenational.scot
January 21, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Interesting take.
Maybe it’s just an example of your usual prescience and the world is actually ending on September 30th. Right now that seems quite a reasonable assumption.
January 21, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Hats off to my two calendar customers missing the month of October, who both complained with style and wit. One asked if she should put her clock back on Sept 30th, and the other asked, given an October holiday, if this meant she couldn't go. 🤩
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I've now had two customers of the Cool Scots calendar tell me theirs is missing the month of October, a horrendous state of affairs. I've checked as many as I can and no problems. If you have one to hand, can you please check and report back to me?
January 20, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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I think it's doubtful that the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation wouldn't want Scotland's large chunk of the North Atlantic.
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Iceland are in NATO and dont even have an Army, Navy or Airforce.

They even won the 3 Cod Wars against the UK Navy in the 60s and 70s.

The last time an ex imperial power challenged the territerial integrity of a North Atlantic country. 🇮🇸💪
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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The next step of their misinformation strategy will be "Scotland can't join NATO without accepting nuclear weapons." Wrong. Spain removed all nuclear weapons before joining NATO in 1982, and Sweden which joined NATO in 2024, does not have any nuclear weapons.
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 AM
What utter balls. Scotland could easily join Nato, and in case you haven't noticed, was taken OUT of the EU because it was NOT independent.
January 19, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I mistakenly posted this yesterday, thinking it was already the 19th. Which just goes to show I'm not perfect after all. #CoolScotsCalendar
Today in the Cool Scots calendar there's a question. Let me know what you think.
January 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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THIS WEEK'S CARTOON: Anas Sarwar and his bot farm.
In today's cartoon, "I, Anasbot", Anas Sarwar responds to the 6-figure donation his Scottish branch received and denies spending it on fake accounts to boost his presence on social media. You will read and appreciate what a fine thing I've been in your life. gregmoodie.com/i-anasbot/
#ScottishLabour
I, Anasbot
Anas Sarwar said Scottish Labour would be “unleashing the most sophisticated and largest digital operation of any party in Scotland”. Then suddenly their Instagram account likes increased by 1760% and...
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January 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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In today's cartoon, "I, Anasbot", Anas Sarwar responds to the 6-figure donation his Scottish branch received and denies spending it on fake accounts to boost his presence on social media. You will read and appreciate what a fine thing I've been in your life. gregmoodie.com/i-anasbot/
#ScottishLabour
I, Anasbot
Anas Sarwar said Scottish Labour would be “unleashing the most sophisticated and largest digital operation of any party in Scotland”. Then suddenly their Instagram account likes increased by 1760% and...
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January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Going great. Had lots of walks, gym and done loads of stramash-ups. Also, I've kept my new year's resolutions to serialise A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle and to stop doing the radio show which you're in tomorrow. It features lots of DRAMs (Daily Reckless Associated Members). #StramashingIt
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Today in the Cool Scots calendar there's a question. Let me know what you think.
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM