Steve Houston
@kingbeastie.bsky.social
Web/Software Developer.
I hit drums - sod it, somebody has to do it!
Cut quite the dash. My jokes are pretty weird, you won't like them.
Teuchtar. #ICTFC
Location: Glasgow/Inverness 🏴
I hit drums - sod it, somebody has to do it!
Cut quite the dash. My jokes are pretty weird, you won't like them.
Teuchtar. #ICTFC
Location: Glasgow/Inverness 🏴
Pinned
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It's real, and it's mind-blowing.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
Just some British patriots in Benidorm, taking over a street in Spain to shout in their own language about unwanted foreigners. It’s a blessing that they are too thick to understand irony.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's real, and it's mind-blowing.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.
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Even when Scotland is praised on the world stage the SNP gets no credit
Financial agencies applaud Scotland’s economy, but all we get is sneering. Govts need held to account but credit where credit is due
It shows how meaningless the quality of our debate has become
In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
Financial agencies applaud Scotland’s economy, but all we get is sneering. Govts need held to account but credit where credit is due
It shows how meaningless the quality of our debate has become
In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
Even when Scotland gets a global thumbs-up financially the SNP get zero credit
In Scotland, any news – even good news – is subjected to partisan point-scoring. It means we repeatedly fail to have the debates we really need,…
www.heraldscotland.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Even when Scotland is praised on the world stage the SNP gets no credit
Financial agencies applaud Scotland’s economy, but all we get is sneering. Govts need held to account but credit where credit is due
It shows how meaningless the quality of our debate has become
In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
Financial agencies applaud Scotland’s economy, but all we get is sneering. Govts need held to account but credit where credit is due
It shows how meaningless the quality of our debate has become
In @heraldscotland.bsky.social
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UK Health Secretary keeps taking donations linked to private health (& gave your NHS data to Palantir)
The latest donations bring the total Streeting has accepted from private health-linked interests since 2015 up to £372,000
“What do those backers think they are getting for their money?"
The latest donations bring the total Streeting has accepted from private health-linked interests since 2015 up to £372,000
“What do those backers think they are getting for their money?"
Health secretary keeps taking donations linked to private health | Good Law Project
Wes Streeting has bagged another £58,000 from sources connected to the private health sector since taking over at the health department. But what do his backers expect in return?
goodlawproject.org
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
UK Health Secretary keeps taking donations linked to private health (& gave your NHS data to Palantir)
The latest donations bring the total Streeting has accepted from private health-linked interests since 2015 up to £372,000
“What do those backers think they are getting for their money?"
The latest donations bring the total Streeting has accepted from private health-linked interests since 2015 up to £372,000
“What do those backers think they are getting for their money?"
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Starmer wants rid of SNPs grip of planning, so he can dot toxic nuclear sites, all over Scotland...to power England.
That's a big Fk off, from me!
#IndyNOW
That's a big Fk off, from me!
#IndyNOW
Keir Starmer pledges to 'reclaim our heritage' in bizarre SNP attack
That heritage is one of dumping pollutants in Scotland. www.thenational.scot/news/2561787...
That heritage is one of dumping pollutants in Scotland. www.thenational.scot/news/2561787...
Keir Starmer pledges to 'reclaim our heritage' in bizarre attack on SNP
KEIR Starmer has said the UK will “reclaim our heritage” in a bizarre attack on the SNP ...
www.thenational.scot
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Starmer wants rid of SNPs grip of planning, so he can dot toxic nuclear sites, all over Scotland...to power England.
That's a big Fk off, from me!
#IndyNOW
That's a big Fk off, from me!
#IndyNOW
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Backstage of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" Cover album.
Jann Haworth, Mohammed (Robert Fraser’s driver), Peter Blake, Andy Boulton (junior assistant), Trevor Sutton (assistant), Nigel Hartnup (leaning on the drum), Mme Tussauds worker, Michael Cooper, Mal Evans.
Jann Haworth, Mohammed (Robert Fraser’s driver), Peter Blake, Andy Boulton (junior assistant), Trevor Sutton (assistant), Nigel Hartnup (leaning on the drum), Mme Tussauds worker, Michael Cooper, Mal Evans.
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Backstage of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" Cover album.
Jann Haworth, Mohammed (Robert Fraser’s driver), Peter Blake, Andy Boulton (junior assistant), Trevor Sutton (assistant), Nigel Hartnup (leaning on the drum), Mme Tussauds worker, Michael Cooper, Mal Evans.
Jann Haworth, Mohammed (Robert Fraser’s driver), Peter Blake, Andy Boulton (junior assistant), Trevor Sutton (assistant), Nigel Hartnup (leaning on the drum), Mme Tussauds worker, Michael Cooper, Mal Evans.
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This fella came right up to me in the park today to say hello. 🐿️
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This fella came right up to me in the park today to say hello. 🐿️
A fast, hard boot in the bollocks for Daniel Craig and his five fuckin shite films and then carry on again. This time without the constant love stories, resignations, going AWOL, sequels and having children bollocks.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A fast, hard boot in the bollocks for Daniel Craig and his five fuckin shite films and then carry on again. This time without the constant love stories, resignations, going AWOL, sequels and having children bollocks.
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10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
10 years old and maybe never more relevant than in contemporary software development
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
www.commitstrip.com/en/2016/08/2...
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The BBC in Scotland issues more apologies than anywhere else. Does it need to apologise for that?
Davie reigns nut in Scotland:-
BBC Scotland has had to issue yet another correction after giving out false figures relating to drug deaths. We've lost count of the corrections and apologies the BBC has had to make after broadcasting false claims. The falsehoods always negatively impact the SNP.
BBC Scotland has had to issue yet another correction after giving out false figures relating to drug deaths. We've lost count of the corrections and apologies the BBC has had to make after broadcasting false claims. The falsehoods always negatively impact the SNP.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The BBC in Scotland issues more apologies than anywhere else. Does it need to apologise for that?
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Hot wings
Rainbow Lorikeet
Rainbow Lorikeet
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hot wings
Rainbow Lorikeet
Rainbow Lorikeet
I've made soup that's more intelligent than this fucking idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've made soup that's more intelligent than this fucking idiot.
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The new Head of the Sarwar Crime Family is NOT going to be the First Minister of Scotland.
Every Business person in Glasgow has a 'story', about the shady Sarwar Family, going back decades.
Anyone STILL voting for Mo Sarwar's SON in Scotland is hugely unenlightened and VERY '20th Century'.
Every Business person in Glasgow has a 'story', about the shady Sarwar Family, going back decades.
Anyone STILL voting for Mo Sarwar's SON in Scotland is hugely unenlightened and VERY '20th Century'.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The new Head of the Sarwar Crime Family is NOT going to be the First Minister of Scotland.
Every Business person in Glasgow has a 'story', about the shady Sarwar Family, going back decades.
Anyone STILL voting for Mo Sarwar's SON in Scotland is hugely unenlightened and VERY '20th Century'.
Every Business person in Glasgow has a 'story', about the shady Sarwar Family, going back decades.
Anyone STILL voting for Mo Sarwar's SON in Scotland is hugely unenlightened and VERY '20th Century'.
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The BBC should serve as an example to all that there is nothing you can give the far rabid right that will satisfy it.
It has simpered, pandered, soft-balled and fluff-jobbed, both-sidesed and debased itself into being a platform for liars to look down the camera and lie on, & it still gets fucked.
It has simpered, pandered, soft-balled and fluff-jobbed, both-sidesed and debased itself into being a platform for liars to look down the camera and lie on, & it still gets fucked.
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The BBC should serve as an example to all that there is nothing you can give the far rabid right that will satisfy it.
It has simpered, pandered, soft-balled and fluff-jobbed, both-sidesed and debased itself into being a platform for liars to look down the camera and lie on, & it still gets fucked.
It has simpered, pandered, soft-balled and fluff-jobbed, both-sidesed and debased itself into being a platform for liars to look down the camera and lie on, & it still gets fucked.
Just did a fart that sounded like an Ewok that had just read a particularly confusing crossword clue.
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Just did a fart that sounded like an Ewok that had just read a particularly confusing crossword clue.
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Looks like they have forgotten why these soldiers gave their lives for
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Looks like they have forgotten why these soldiers gave their lives for
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
My wife made me a martini before dinner. It's very good.
How very civilised!
How very civilised!
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My wife made me a martini before dinner. It's very good.
How very civilised!
How very civilised!
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“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
“Listen Barbara, I’ll be at my sister’s until you can get your shit together. Please don’t forget to water the plants.”
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