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❄️KeybladeSpyMaster🗝️
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🇲🇽🇺🇸 Member of The Church of Jesus Christ. ❄️ Sr. Admin and EIC @khdatabase.com and @sonicarchive.com. ❄️ System Admin @marchcaprice.com and paopu.social. ❄️ Games, tech, and wiki enthusiast, preserver of stuff, haver of too many ideas. ❄️ Perpetual introvert.
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Hey, there! I'm KeybladeSpyMaster, KSM for short! Fan of Kingdom Hearts, Sonic the Hedgehog, Tron, the MCU, Disney, all things tech and UX design, and #indiewikis!

Perpetual idea-haver, I'm the web host of @KHDatabase.com. @SonicArchive.com, @MarchCaprice.com, and perhaps others in the future.
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Gonna draw attention to this really comfy and chill #kingdomhearts lofi album. I quite enjoy it.

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mqrx1HMVN9eUMWBX2UVerv-XZM6f6P52k
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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The comments in the live chat of this Doomsday countdown clock are wild.

https://www.youtube.com/live/f17J3AXVK5w
January 14, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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get it while it's free folks
Every day we pull three Verge stories out of the paywall for 24 hours, and today we're starting with a banger from @lopatto.bsky.social:

X’s deepfake porn feature clearly violates app store guidelines. Why won’t Apple and Google pull it?
www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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wrote about this exact point yesterday in the context of figuring out what/where/how musk's power lies. musk making himself twitter (and vice versa) is a strength for musk but a weakness for twitter maxread.substack.com/p/why-wont-s...
January 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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This thread is the best refutation of social-media doomerism that I have seen.
This kind of thing does point out a real ethical dilemma: block or mute?
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I am once again asking you to leave Twitter. Don't just join Bluesky and crosspost. Leave. Delete your Twitter account and don't look back. Because they 100% believe they can keep doing all these things because no one will leave anyways. So prove them wrong.
Anything that inconveniences a right wing populist is censorship, part 1000.

This depraved prick uses that term bc it puts his enemies on the defensive. They cower.

Fact-checking is censorship. Labeling is censorship. TRANSPARENCY is censorship.

Now, “no nonconsensual nudes” is censorship.
Preventing the sharing of sexualised images of children is “censorship” according to Elon Musk.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
January 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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If you want to participate in your own degradation on X that's your business. But please don't congratulate yourself for it
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Cook’s cowardice is especially egregious when you remember that, 11 years ago, he famously summoned Travis Kalanick to Cupertino to threaten removing Uber from the app store unless Kalanick stopped breaking Apple’s rules.

And it worked!
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Sometimes you just have to let @lopatto.bsky.social say it out loud www.theverge.com/policy/85990...
Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai are cowards
Once you’ve traded your principles for proximity to power, do you even run your own company?
www.theverge.com
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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Booting Twitter off app stores feels like the bare fucking minimum atp

"Hey, does anyone else remember when Tumblr got booted from the App Store over pornographic images of children? I guess the real problem was that Tumblr wasn’t owned by Musk, not its violation of App Store policy. Whoopsie!"
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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If we all had a dollar for every chud with zero understanding of their own language complaining that a localization wasn't completely butchered with English words stapled into Japanese grammar, I think the wealth would be distributed. We'd have solved world hunger by now.
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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*sighs*

I am, once again, asking you to stop using Twitter.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Josh Fairhust, Limited Run Games co-founder & CEO, is leaving Limited Run Games in March.

He will remain president of the company until March 2026.

#SonicNews #NotReallyButYouKnowWhyImPostingThisDontYou
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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all meaning has collapsed in our post-literate society and i wrote a bunch of useless, useless words about it. read it if you, like me, are one of a diminishing minority who still reads www.theverge.com/policy/84960...
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
www.theverge.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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there’s often this assumption in the US that companies will “do the right thing” and through our monocultural media system and political saber rattling that used to be true! but now you can just ignore outcry and pay the right political party and carry on.
Remember:

When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.

When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.

ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
December 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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It's wild to me that games like Dark Souls, Nier Automata, and now Clair Obscur get praise for their storytelling, when they're all incredibly obtuse metanarratives that require outside research to fully grasp.

But people STILL call Kingdom Hearts impossible to understand.

Ya'll weak af.
December 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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30.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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Random ideas that come to mind way too late # 479:

An automated account in the style of the NORAD Santa Tracker, but tracking Santa's visits to worlds in the #kingdomhearts series, randomly announcing his arrival throughout Christmas Eve. Call it the KINGAD Santa Tracker.
December 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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My cat Nutmeg suddenly passed away this year and didn't make it to Christmas, so I commissioned an ornament of him in his cat ball so he could still be there with us

Look how perfect it turned out ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Hey,

No matter what anyone says: no one knows when KH4 is coming out or when it'll come back into the public view.

But you should immediately ignore anyone who says "2030."
December 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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How many rumors about the Kingdom Hearts series did this guy initiate that didn't go anywhere? Something about the ongoing TV show or something? And this was long after the news about the show had died in 2020 when several people were talking about it.
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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This is all kinda wild, but I've been saying for months that this guy isn't trustworthy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelStudios_Rumours/s/NK6ujfsqFB
December 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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gentle reminder to everyone saying CBS employees should quit—the job market is bad and people need to pay their bills and have health insurance. simply walking away is a luxury and a privilege and many people can’t afford it.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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🏅 IT'S BACK! 🏅

As part of our #Stadium25 celebrations, we're launching - for the first time in 16 years - the SONIC SITE AWARDS 2025. 🏆

Nominees have been selected and voting polls are OPEN until Sunday 4pm Pacific Time!

🗳️ 🔗 www.sonicstadium.org/siteawards/2...
December 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM