Matlock
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Matlock
@keyofw.bsky.social
· Feb 12
The voices in my head told me to make a Bluesky account
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
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trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him
The ghost of Anakin Skywalker in Return of the Jedi has appeared in a plume of smoke to tell me to build tenement housing beyond the pearly gates
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The ghost of Anakin Skywalker in Return of the Jedi has appeared in a plume of smoke to tell me to build tenement housing beyond the pearly gates
WTF thread of the day
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 AM
WTF thread of the day
I'm a nobody and can enjoy posting in near anonymity. But I guarantee that if I get a viral hit, it will be the worst thing I have ever posted. Absolutely indefensible weapons-grade bad take.
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I'm a nobody and can enjoy posting in near anonymity. But I guarantee that if I get a viral hit, it will be the worst thing I have ever posted. Absolutely indefensible weapons-grade bad take.
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I said something and my mom said it was funny and then I posted it here and you didn't laugh. I love bluesky but this is unsustainable. Mom said it was funny. Now bluesky will never be the global townsquare. This is proof you aren't fighting fascism enough.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I said something and my mom said it was funny and then I posted it here and you didn't laugh. I love bluesky but this is unsustainable. Mom said it was funny. Now bluesky will never be the global townsquare. This is proof you aren't fighting fascism enough.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
MOM SAID IT WAS FUNNY.
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Constantly barging into other people's mentions to berate them for not talking about your pet issue 24/7 is not only rude as fuck, it's also extremely counterproductive for any attempt at persuasion or coalition-building because it is one of the most offputting forms of "activism".
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Constantly barging into other people's mentions to berate them for not talking about your pet issue 24/7 is not only rude as fuck, it's also extremely counterproductive for any attempt at persuasion or coalition-building because it is one of the most offputting forms of "activism".
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Chronic moral injury causes irritability, short temper, feelings of helplessness or inability to conceive of any method to achieve a goal, severe damage to your empathy, shame, guilt, anxiety, substance abuse issues, self-harm, and greatly increases suicide risk.
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Chronic moral injury causes irritability, short temper, feelings of helplessness or inability to conceive of any method to achieve a goal, severe damage to your empathy, shame, guilt, anxiety, substance abuse issues, self-harm, and greatly increases suicide risk.
Somehow, the Patriots returned
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Somehow, the Patriots returned
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??
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If you are a Republican, I do not think you are a fascist.
I *observe* that you are a fascist.
I *observe* that you are a fascist.
January 17, 2026 at 2:27 PM
If you are a Republican, I do not think you are a fascist.
I *observe* that you are a fascist.
I *observe* that you are a fascist.
Quick question, has Ted seen a movie before
"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Quick question, has Ted seen a movie before
This video is so Seattle and I love it. Seattleites are the reigning monarchs of passive aggressive.
If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
This video is so Seattle and I love it. Seattleites are the reigning monarchs of passive aggressive.
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My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
January 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
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The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The Virginia legislature today passed four constitutional amendments, all by day 3 of 2026 session:
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
—protect abortion rights
—repeal the same-sex marriage ban
—allow mid-decade redistricting
—greatly expand voting rights restoration.
These will all go to 2026 referendums.
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
Wow. Every word of this gets progressively worse
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Wow. Every word of this gets progressively worse
I'm not a photo taker but I've gotten in the habit of taking selfies to prove to the government that I am a real person who intends to live here with my hot and gay wife, who is also a real person.
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I'm not a photo taker but I've gotten in the habit of taking selfies to prove to the government that I am a real person who intends to live here with my hot and gay wife, who is also a real person.
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I feel like there’s something deeply corrosive about responses to “X is illegal/here is what the law actually says” that amount to “LOL YOU THINK ANY OF THAT MATTERS”, because it is such a complete capitulation to the right’s war on reality itself that it verges on outright collaboration
January 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I feel like there’s something deeply corrosive about responses to “X is illegal/here is what the law actually says” that amount to “LOL YOU THINK ANY OF THAT MATTERS”, because it is such a complete capitulation to the right’s war on reality itself that it verges on outright collaboration
wow who could have predicted
is AI real life
is it just fantasy
caught up in the hype
no escape from reality
is it just fantasy
caught up in the hype
no escape from reality
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
wow who could have predicted
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Today I'm yelling at homeless people and posting that the gay Illuminati are going to hunt me for sport, in solidarity with Scott Adams' passing
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Today I'm yelling at homeless people and posting that the gay Illuminati are going to hunt me for sport, in solidarity with Scott Adams' passing
Might be showing my age a bit, but:
Today’s QUESTION OF THE DAY is a video game one.
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine:
Today’s QUESTION OF THE DAY is a video game one.
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine:
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Might be showing my age a bit, but:
Today’s QUESTION OF THE DAY is a video game one.
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine:
Today’s QUESTION OF THE DAY is a video game one.
What four classic video games to you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?
These are mine: