Matlock
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@keyofw.bsky.social
· Feb 12
The voices in my head told me to make a Bluesky account
I'm here for JCO systematically disassembling Elon Musk, tweet by tweet
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm here for JCO systematically disassembling Elon Musk, tweet by tweet
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The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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![Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreic7wdqg4w6qfevbqzzq4esd6237pojsnpwsrbb7gaxsxobqaiwazm@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That pause before "I am twelve" might be the funniest part in any song
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
That pause before "I am twelve" might be the funniest part in any song
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Regarding tech platforms and websites, I'm at rock bottom level of fucks to give anymore. If something sucks I'll just leave. I stopped using reddit for anything other than work, cold turkey, out of pure spite. I can and will pull that move again!
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Regarding tech platforms and websites, I'm at rock bottom level of fucks to give anymore. If something sucks I'll just leave. I stopped using reddit for anything other than work, cold turkey, out of pure spite. I can and will pull that move again!
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“But I use it for a good reason, it helps me do ___!” Nope sorry
I don’t have to use it at all and I’m not even that great a writer, it does not speak well of you
I don’t have to use it at all and I’m not even that great a writer, it does not speak well of you
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“But I use it for a good reason, it helps me do ___!” Nope sorry
I don’t have to use it at all and I’m not even that great a writer, it does not speak well of you
I don’t have to use it at all and I’m not even that great a writer, it does not speak well of you
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Need to emphasize that if you tell me you use chatbots to do your job, especially if your job is something creative like writing, I am going to assume that you are probably bad at your job and also gullible and not terribly bright and you should assume I am not remotely alone in that
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Need to emphasize that if you tell me you use chatbots to do your job, especially if your job is something creative like writing, I am going to assume that you are probably bad at your job and also gullible and not terribly bright and you should assume I am not remotely alone in that
Feeling overwhelmed at the work I gotta do through the rest of the year, which of course means I will struggle with the executive function to actually do that work.
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Feeling overwhelmed at the work I gotta do through the rest of the year, which of course means I will struggle with the executive function to actually do that work.
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Post a non religious image you think of as holy
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This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
And the award for whitest writer goes to...
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And the award for whitest writer goes to...
Mr Beast was made in a lab by a group of scientists looking to create a dead-eyed husk who only made progressively more evil decisions
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
MrBeast Is Opening A Theme Park In Saudi Arabia This Month
Beast Land is being marketed as the 'Ultimate MrBeast Experience' and will be a part of Riyadh Season
kotaku.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Mr Beast was made in a lab by a group of scientists looking to create a dead-eyed husk who only made progressively more evil decisions
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and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
and honestly im sick of not pushing back on this specifically
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
you want to advance human civilization?
- universal health care
- ubi
- green energy
- high speed rail and public transportation
- free education through college
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the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the sandwich guy walking away from the court house and suddenly, his limp disappears
The fires of hell aren't hot enough
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The fires of hell aren't hot enough
Haven't worked on any of my fun projects in about a week. It's a bit stressful rn with real life stuff so I'm not in a headspace to be all that creative.
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Haven't worked on any of my fun projects in about a week. It's a bit stressful rn with real life stuff so I'm not in a headspace to be all that creative.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
That's 0.39 pounds per person, over the course of 1 year.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That's 0.39 pounds per person, over the course of 1 year.
Sometimes I have a hard time celebrating a win because I know the road ahead isn't easy and success isn't guaranteed. But watching the "centrist" media faceplant this bad gives me more joy than I know what to do with. Eat shit Bari Weiss
Huffing their own farts so much thinking they can reshape reality if they write enough stories. Voters said fuck you, we're not dumb. They went all in and burned down decades of hard work done by their predecessors for nothing.
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sometimes I have a hard time celebrating a win because I know the road ahead isn't easy and success isn't guaranteed. But watching the "centrist" media faceplant this bad gives me more joy than I know what to do with. Eat shit Bari Weiss