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The blue sky is falling
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much better
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Does this really need super in-depth reporting? It's because they're not white.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Wait a minute...you mean to tell me thousands of the most beautiful women on earth didn't all randomly decide to join Twitter in 2023?????
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The AP tracked down details of some of the people killed in President Trump's military strikes on drug smugglers he describes as narco-terrorists.

They were, with one exception, not high-level criminals. One was a fisherman. One was a bus driver; another a taxi driver.

apnews.com/article/trum...
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I would be outta there so fast that I'd leave a Looney Tunes-style cloud of dust.
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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What the blue wave election says about Joe Biden's health

by Jake Tapper
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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baseball is dying
Game 7 of the 2025 World Series averaged 51million viewers combined across the United States, Canada, and Japan making it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years, since Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Phantom Thread - 2017
An Australian woman sentenced to life in prison for killing three relatives with a meal laced with toxic mushrooms files an appeal to overturn her conviction, according to court documents.
Australian mushroom murderer launches appeal against her conviction
Erin Patterson was sentenced to life in prison with a non-parole period of 33 years, one of the longest sentences ever given to a woman in Australia.
nbcnews.to
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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The words “trial of the century” are thrown around a lot, but
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My name is Kevin and I love Danzig.
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Top 3 headlines in the @blockclubchi.bsky.social newsletter this morning. We're doing great.
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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ICE violently detain father & son walking to school—teenage boy had to be rushed to hospital.

"I was just going to school," kid cries out. "I'm underage!"

The 16-year-old star athlete is a U.S. citizen—agents sent him to the hospital with severe injuries to his back & neck.

Houston, Texas.
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’d imagine putting your catcher’s gear back on after flying out to the warning track in the 14th inning has to be one of the worse athlete feelings.
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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The Joe Buck tweet is exactly ten years (and now 7 minutes) old
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
BREAKING: Marlins Man currently warming up in the Blue Jays pen.
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ernie Clement sounds more like a fourth line center for the 1989 Nordiques than a third baseman
October 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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someday we're gonna go thru the internal documents of this federal brownshirt bureau & find out they were just a bunch of incompetent gearheads egging each other on with racist revenge fantasies based on too many viewings of Sicario 2
This was a pretty typical "formation" if you could even call it that. Just guys masked up with guns and a lot of less-lethal gear, walking up to people. Very little communication.
October 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM