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Kerri
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Sweatpant aficionado
80s metal connoisseur
Dog lover
Half jokes | Half politics
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New Jersey residents,
ICE is planning on using a warehouse on Rt 46 in Roxbury, NJ as a detention center. Please call the number below and/or email and voice your opposition to this. We need all hands on deck. Thank you!
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As spectacular a #halftime show as there’s ever been. To think there are people who watched Kid Rock instead of that. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
That was the best halftime show I've ever seen. #BadBunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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I wonder if the manager of my office sending me a text at 9:00am on a Sunday morning to complain about another employee sending her a text at 8:30am on a Sunday morning with a vacation request gets the irony.
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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hot messes followed here
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I'm getting really tired of the 35 mph wind gusts on top of this arctic blast.
February 8, 2026 at 6:59 AM
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A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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Pacific Grove, CA
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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It doesn’t get any more disgusting than this.
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Depressed people don’t talk to you because they hurt and they don’t want to spread it around. Check on your friends who are quiet. It will mean a lot to them. More then they might be able to say
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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Please, my threshold for stupidity. It is depleted
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 AM
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If you like to wake up early and do stuff on the weekends…we probably won’t be friends.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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I would never treat anyone else like I treat myself
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Local business: “We’ll treat you like family”

Me: “Ugh, no thanks”
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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JD Vance getting booed at the Olympics, he hasn't been that humiliated since Erika Kirk refused to dress up like a couch
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Well tomorrow ought to be interesting!👊🏾
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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I will not vote for any candidate who runs with "we need to move forward" and refuses to prosecute this administration for every single one of their crimes. Accountability is all.
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Another pretty sunset.
February 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I still took the dog for his walk. We definitely cut it short, though
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Is there an Olympic event for leaving your blinker on for miles and miles?
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Stunning to see mainstream news media

basically ignore the Epstein File revelations that

clearly implicate the sitting president and his political allies.

President Trump is a pedophile, child sex trafficker and newborn baby murderer.

Trumps many rants about Dems murdering babies—was projection.
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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I took way too many videos of the ocean today in Pacific Grove. Here’s just one so you too can enjoy the sound of the waves.
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Prison.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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The entertainment industry will never stop shoving Mark Wahlberg and Chris Pratt down our collective throats.
February 6, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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I know the racism alone is the top 5 items of screaming importance from Trump last night;

However, can we take a moment to lament how pathetic it reflects on us that we have a phone-addicted meme-sharing President shitposter?
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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So, here's the thing, you can choose to NOT make Epstein jokes. The end.
February 6, 2026 at 7:23 AM