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Nahanyan, a railway worker black cat, is the mascot for the Kamakura Rolling Stock Center (Nakahara Branch), who fix and maintain trains.
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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Edmonton fines people but I believe that sidewalk snow removal should be a public service and should be prioritized over road snow removal
I think that if you own a business in an urban area you should be fined if you don’t shovel your sidewalk
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Edmonton fines people but I believe that sidewalk snow removal should be a public service and should be prioritized over road snow removal
All service workers should be paid $200,000 a year
January 28, 2026 at 4:03 AM
All service workers should be paid $200,000 a year
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couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
couldn’t hack it at ups. well time to be a nazi
Pussies
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pussies
The default human condition is to care about others and the psychopaths who join ICE are aberrations and I simply must believe this for my own sanity
January 25, 2026 at 2:01 AM
The default human condition is to care about others and the psychopaths who join ICE are aberrations and I simply must believe this for my own sanity
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
All the people in Minnesota putting themselves out there to protect their neighbours from unthinkable cruelty and violence truly makes me believe that people are overwhelmingly good and we can make this world a better place for everyone
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
All the people in Minnesota putting themselves out there to protect their neighbours from unthinkable cruelty and violence truly makes me believe that people are overwhelmingly good and we can make this world a better place for everyone
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
the mood is not subtle
The greatest tragedy is that I have the ass to play Mrs. Met but I'm an inch too short sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Mets/j...
Swing Performer, Mascot Operations - Mr. and Mrs. Met
Job Description: Job Summary: We are seeking high-energy, enthusiastic performers to represent the NY Mets as one of our beloved mascots. Ideal candidates are entertainers through and through, with a ...
sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The greatest tragedy is that I have the ass to play Mrs. Met but I'm an inch too short sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Mets/j...
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“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”
Bari Weiss’ Mr. Bean-esque tenure at CBS is one of the only funny things happening right now
UPDATE: Jack Daniel’s parent co. Brown-Forman tells me it has nothing to do with CBS’ “Whiskey Friday” concept. “Jack Daniel’s is not involved in any such segment, nor do we have any awareness of the segment and any potential partnerships or sponsorships.”
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Bari Weiss’ Mr. Bean-esque tenure at CBS is one of the only funny things happening right now
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
The Irish Rovers did this on CBC in the 70s
New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The Irish Rovers did this on CBC in the 70s
Time to listen to all of the old @blockedparty.bsky.social episodes about Scott Adams
January 13, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Time to listen to all of the old @blockedparty.bsky.social episodes about Scott Adams
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Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
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sending ICE to Minneapolis in January really is a Hitler invading Russia moment
January 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
sending ICE to Minneapolis in January really is a Hitler invading Russia moment
Dr. Robby choosing to take his sabbatical at Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump shows that he is a man of taste and culture
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Dr. Robby choosing to take his sabbatical at Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump shows that he is a man of taste and culture
My boy should be hooping
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
My boy should be hooping
Nobody's doing it like Gil Ozeri
January 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Nobody's doing it like Gil Ozeri