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Kelsey
@keltre.bsky.social
Not good! Very bad. She/her
The Stampy the Elephant of this household
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Go off Nancy
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 15,1958
December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Well this is just lovely
This is the sweetest thing and I hope they keep hanging out periodically
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is my third Christmas working at the bakery and the idea that the @doughboys.bsky.social would even try to argue that Christmas is not a cookie holiday is laughable to me, personally
December 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
He is making the weirdest little face every time I look at him
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is a perfect clip
Same way I found out about Epstein
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Goblin queen on her goblin throne (the bath mat)
December 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My new favourite annual tradition
THIS FRIDAY: Our 5th annual celebration of the heritage of the tradition 🎄
December 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Reposted by Kelsey
i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ah yes, allowing unrestricted speeding is one of the best ways to cut down on somebody’s commute time
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted by Kelsey
anyway as someone who’s been hit by cars and also only just avoids getting hit by cars every other week, I have a more practical and realistic solution for people who speed that involves the phyllobates terribilis, more commonly known as the golden poison frog
December 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I do not want a debate about speed regulators on cars, I want all personal motor vehicle ownership banned
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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wow why hasnt anyone thought of this before
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It really is too bad that cars were only designed to accelerate in perpetuity
They’re back lol
December 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Heidi figured out how to open my jewelry box and that little bitch stole a necklace from me. She's hoarding it somewhere in the apartment like she's Smaug or some shit.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
@gooffkings.bsky.social did Gex Week and now my twitch stats will never recover
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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This might not be the most popular opinion but I think that if you are at an establishment where there are no children then you don’t really have to play the Christmas music
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You can always tell a Milford man
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My dad tried to argue that North Americans have too many safety regulations and are "bubble-wrapped" compared to Europeans because there are no guard rails at rail stations in Europe, and I had to remind him that I was hit by a car in a crosswalk just a few months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
There's no greater form of torture than the Dynasty Typewriter pre-show video
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is fucking my shit up
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Heathcliff is out of pocket today wtf lmao
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
These fucking nerds all deserve to be shoved into lockers
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
People making instagram reels love to ascribe human emotions to animals and say things like "I got a kitten for my dog"
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM