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@keitaniguchi.bsky.social
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December 4, 2024 at 5:35 AM
@misterabk.bsky.social please say this is actually amazing guerilla marketing for the next Montgomery Bonbon book.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Here's a pitch- Crisps advent calendar. Start the month on ready salted, get a bit more interesting as the days go by, culminating in rost turkey & stuffing flavour.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I really don't like doing this sort of thing, but if anyone knows someone in charge at the Edinburgh Festival of Cycling, you might want to let them know that the person doing their social media is a complete fucking moron.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate.
youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ
The Nightmare Before Michaelmas
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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September 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM
If I said to you "You know that statue of a man fighting babies?" would you know what I was talking about?
September 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
@farrantula.bsky.social
"What is Bronk brinking to the show?"
A 12 minute Cena squash match?
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
"It's difficult, difficult. Lemon difficult".
“Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday”
August 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I'm about 90% sure I've walked past @bechillcomedian.bsky.social on the way home from the park with the dog the last couple of days. If I see her tomorrow I'll actually see if it is her.
August 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM
July 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Also as an addition; sign this petition ASAP if you're someone in the UK.

Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.

Contact your MPs about the bill too.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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If I wrote Captain America I would retcon his origin so he was bitten by a radioactive America.
July 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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what do you mean 'normal tools'?
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Listening to the Mom Can't Cook Patreon podcast and hearing @farrantula.bsky.social going on about both Bronk and wrestling has put the idea of Bronk Lesnar, Brock Lesnar's far tinier and less talented brother, into my head.
June 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
@how2wrestling.bsky.social listening to the latest PPV Classique-
A coffin is the classic 8 sided wooden box. Imagine Dracula rising from hia slimber, thats a coffin.
A casket is a 4 sided box with a hinged top. Imagine a funeral where someone tearfully slips a memento to the deceased.
June 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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If anyone knows a power-player at Greggs Bakery in the UK, let me know, cause I'm after a McDonald's style movie tie-in for ROGUE TROOPER. 😂👍
June 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Clearly R. Truth's contract hasn't been renewed because they found out about the @how2wrestling.bsky.social episode about him and decided he'd done everything he could.
June 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
So, asking for some level of ethics would kill the AI industry? Well, maybe, by any chance, could it be the case that perhaps, it SHOULD FUCKING DIE?
May 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Imagine if like gander critical logic was used elsewhere.

Like "oh I'm Eyesight Critical. You can't drive a car because I feel unsafe. Yeah you can wear glasses or have surgery to "pass" as 20/20 but you'll never be biologically 20/20. We want to exclude you from anything requiring good vision."
a woman with blonde hair is wearing a white jacket
Alt: a woman with blonde hair is wearing a white jacket and rolling her eyes
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Nice to see that everyone is referring to the new pope by his chosen name.

🏳️‍⚧️ Do the same for trans people! 🏳️‍⚧️
May 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM