crtl auld del
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how does too many cooks have only 24M views on yt?
if you start playing Too Many Cooks at exactly 11:51:34pm, you'll sync up perfectly with when Smarf crawls across the bloodied kitchen floor to hit the reset button at midnight
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
how does too many cooks have only 24M views on yt?
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Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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MY GOAT
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 AM
MY GOAT
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
FACK
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
FACK
why is every single food brand in this country yelling in unison about protein
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
why is every single food brand in this country yelling in unison about protein
the zone we’re in is getting noticeably cooler. haha wheres that global warming when you need it
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
the zone we’re in is getting noticeably cooler. haha wheres that global warming when you need it
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just one more light bro
Porsche 2025 deliveries drop 10% on weak China demand reut.rs/49qB6Um
Porsche 2025 deliveries drop 10% on weak China demand
German sports car maker Porsche delivered 10% fewer vehicles globally in 2025, joining fellow Volkswagen subsidiary Audi and Mercedes in reporting weaker figures amid a fiercely competitive market in China.
reut.rs
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
just one more light bro
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Truly incredible stuff from the New York Times as always.
An American city is under siege by the federal government so naturally we need to talk to a bunch of rural racists who don’t live in that city and view themselves as superior
An American city is under siege by the federal government so naturally we need to talk to a bunch of rural racists who don’t live in that city and view themselves as superior
One State, Two Very Different Views of Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Truly incredible stuff from the New York Times as always.
An American city is under siege by the federal government so naturally we need to talk to a bunch of rural racists who don’t live in that city and view themselves as superior
An American city is under siege by the federal government so naturally we need to talk to a bunch of rural racists who don’t live in that city and view themselves as superior
try it bitch
BREAKING: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops to end protests in Minneapolis.
Live updates: Trump threatens to use the Insurrection Act in Minneapolis
President Donald Trump on Thursday threatened to invoke the Insurrection Act, allowing him to deploy troops as protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement persist in Minneapolis.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
try it bitch
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Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
January 15, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’
i just saw a mf try to walk into an arbys at 8:30 am in the morning
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
i just saw a mf try to walk into an arbys at 8:30 am in the morning
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Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
January 15, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Some ICE vehicles got taken and a streamer is saying that the entire MPLS city wide battle plan, operational overviews, tactical details and agent lists + id info just got found in the car lmao these clowns driving around with hatchbacks full of their whole shit like the villains in an immersive sim
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i suffered internal bleeding after eating a jalepeno tuna roll last night @donaldtrump please send me $1 million
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
i suffered internal bleeding after eating a jalepeno tuna roll last night @donaldtrump please send me $1 million
hey @discord.com fix your fucking bsky unfurl before you go public please
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
hey @discord.com fix your fucking bsky unfurl before you go public please
this framing that these people are even median dems is nonsense. searchlight is run by Fetterman’s former chief of staff. they explicitly reject “left-right binary thinking”. It’s just fucking Third Way with a different name. fuck em
SCOOP: A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency. New from @lauren-egan.bsky.social: lnk.thebulwark.com/4bzT7kh
Dems Are Begging Their Own to Drop ‘Abolish ICE’
A new memo circulating on Capitol Hill urges Democratic lawmakers to instead embrace reforming the agency.
lnk.thebulwark.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:46 AM
this framing that these people are even median dems is nonsense. searchlight is run by Fetterman’s former chief of staff. they explicitly reject “left-right binary thinking”. It’s just fucking Third Way with a different name. fuck em
the only way the cbs news shit makes any sense is if you assume weiss was hired to kill it, and she doesn’t understand that’s why she has the job.
if it were otherwise, she would have been gone after bungling the cecot 60 mins story spike
if it were otherwise, she would have been gone after bungling the cecot 60 mins story spike
January 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the only way the cbs news shit makes any sense is if you assume weiss was hired to kill it, and she doesn’t understand that’s why she has the job.
if it were otherwise, she would have been gone after bungling the cecot 60 mins story spike
if it were otherwise, she would have been gone after bungling the cecot 60 mins story spike
chuck schumer is a stupid cunt who genuinely believes that the only legitimate end for political activism and action should be to elect democrats. that's it. not what to do with power once gained, only to have it.
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
chuck schumer is a stupid cunt who genuinely believes that the only legitimate end for political activism and action should be to elect democrats. that's it. not what to do with power once gained, only to have it.
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I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I know nostalgia for Blockbuster is a thing. I don’t really remember it that way. I remember it having fewer movies than the stores I went to as a kid. But I worked at Blockbuster when I was 17.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
Here are some things that happened while I was there.
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ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
January 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
ive seen more articles this week about how the phrase “abolish ice” could hurt dems in the midterms than ive seen articles about how paramilitary death squads terrorizing cities will hurt republicans in the midterms
yo wha t the fuck wtop.com/local/2026/0...
Fighter jets to fly over DC region in defense exercise - WTOP News
If you’re up late or an early riser, you could see or hear military aircraft over the D.C. region early Wednesday.
wtop.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
yo wha t the fuck wtop.com/local/2026/0...