Officer Karen
@kazbaaa.bsky.social
Karen Bartke - actor, voice over, audiobook narrator, cake maker, former office maven. Officer Karen in Scot Squad. Rep’d by Narrow Road Company. Home studio.
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Andrew's completely broke which raises the possibility that a Norfolk duty solicitor is currently having the strangest day of his / her life.
February 19, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Andrew's completely broke which raises the possibility that a Norfolk duty solicitor is currently having the strangest day of his / her life.
Hey, Donald Trump. They just arrested the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. Imagine you must be shitting yourself about now. I mean, you do that most days anyway, but nice for it to be out of fear rather than just the usual foecal incontinence you think we don’t all know about.
February 19, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Hey, Donald Trump. They just arrested the artist formerly known as Prince Andrew. Imagine you must be shitting yourself about now. I mean, you do that most days anyway, but nice for it to be out of fear rather than just the usual foecal incontinence you think we don’t all know about.
Can’t tell you how thrilled I was to very briefly meet Graeme Garden and can attest that he is both lovely and categorically a genuine genius. Happy birthday to him!
Graeme Garden's birthday today. A man whose uncanny, almost eldritch ability to sit doing seemingly almost nothing in a group of fellow comedians and then walk off with the entire show in his pocket thanks to single killer line is unrivalled. Man's a genuine genius. Happy Birthday, Graybags.
February 18, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Can’t tell you how thrilled I was to very briefly meet Graeme Garden and can attest that he is both lovely and categorically a genuine genius. Happy birthday to him!
Happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate it. May the year of the Fire Horse bring you blessings in abundance.
February 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Happy Lunar New Year to all who celebrate it. May the year of the Fire Horse bring you blessings in abundance.
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Woollen jerkins are red,
This small jug is blue
This undershirt was chequered
and there's a hole in this shoe.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
MaryRose.org
This small jug is blue
This undershirt was chequered
and there's a hole in this shoe.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
MaryRose.org
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Woollen jerkins are red,
This small jug is blue
This undershirt was chequered
and there's a hole in this shoe.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
MaryRose.org
This small jug is blue
This undershirt was chequered
and there's a hole in this shoe.
Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
MaryRose.org
Jim Ratcliffe and his shite Ineos brand and his tax dodging, money grabbing, old white man schtick can get in the bloody sea, frankly. I’ll never buy anything branded with Ineos and if I can workout how to avoid buying other things that enrich this prick I will very much be doing those too.
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Jim Ratcliffe and his shite Ineos brand and his tax dodging, money grabbing, old white man schtick can get in the bloody sea, frankly. I’ll never buy anything branded with Ineos and if I can workout how to avoid buying other things that enrich this prick I will very much be doing those too.
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The last UK Prime Minister to actually survive a full term was David Cameron, during his coalition with the LibDems (2010-15)... over a decade ago
The last one to serve the full term from election to election after winning a majority in his own right was Tony Blair (2001-05)... over *20* years ago
The last one to serve the full term from election to election after winning a majority in his own right was Tony Blair (2001-05)... over *20* years ago
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The last UK Prime Minister to actually survive a full term was David Cameron, during his coalition with the LibDems (2010-15)... over a decade ago
The last one to serve the full term from election to election after winning a majority in his own right was Tony Blair (2001-05)... over *20* years ago
The last one to serve the full term from election to election after winning a majority in his own right was Tony Blair (2001-05)... over *20* years ago
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Don't remove the racist post.
Remove the racist from his post.
Remove the racist from his post.
February 7, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Don't remove the racist post.
Remove the racist from his post.
Remove the racist from his post.
Just want to acknowledge and appreciate Robyn @ntsonline.bsky.social and the team who contacted my agent to let me know I wasn’t successful on a recent audition. It means so much to get a response and is still rarer than we might like, so I always want to laud positive experiences from the rooftops.
February 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Just want to acknowledge and appreciate Robyn @ntsonline.bsky.social and the team who contacted my agent to let me know I wasn’t successful on a recent audition. It means so much to get a response and is still rarer than we might like, so I always want to laud positive experiences from the rooftops.
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Wonderful Ellen, of our three-in-one sisters, the Hecatae in Sandman.
Happy Birthday to 🇬🇧 British theatre, film and television actress, director, producer and narrator #EllenThomas born #OnThisDay in 🇸🇱 Sierra Leone
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Wonderful Ellen, of our three-in-one sisters, the Hecatae in Sandman.
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'We've got a new character to promote fossil fuels - we're calling him Coalie.'
'Coalie? What about Oily and Gassy?'
'Oh, it was his idea.'
'Coalie? What about Oily and Gassy?'
'Oh, it was his idea.'
‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel
Cartoon lump of coal with giant eyes was spotlighted by US interior secretary in X post saying: ‘Mine, Baby, Mine!’
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
'We've got a new character to promote fossil fuels - we're calling him Coalie.'
'Coalie? What about Oily and Gassy?'
'Oh, it was his idea.'
'Coalie? What about Oily and Gassy?'
'Oh, it was his idea.'
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I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
February 3, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I want to laugh at it but sadly it’s true.
Man who bankrupted a casino also runs successful arts centre into ground in less than 3 months. And yet, somewhere in the heart of Trump Cult Land, people still believe he’s a good business man. And not a sex offender thief who stole virtually every cent he’s ever had by grifting and/or intimidation
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Man who bankrupted a casino also runs successful arts centre into ground in less than 3 months. And yet, somewhere in the heart of Trump Cult Land, people still believe he’s a good business man. And not a sex offender thief who stole virtually every cent he’s ever had by grifting and/or intimidation
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An online newspaper obituary of Catherine O'Hara at the weekend said 'she left behind two sons' and I think I deserve some kind of a medal for NOT commenting: 'No, it was the same son twice.'
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
An online newspaper obituary of Catherine O'Hara at the weekend said 'she left behind two sons' and I think I deserve some kind of a medal for NOT commenting: 'No, it was the same son twice.'
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
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Bri speaks for many of us despite the friends we miss in the US.
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Bri speaks for many of us despite the friends we miss in the US.
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This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
This is terrible. It is also an opportunity for certain journalists to finally speak up with a *fraction* of the courage the people of Minneapolis have shown. It is also instructive that Lemon is Black. Woe/pox etc upon white journalists who don’t freak out about this.
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'I knew this was a bad idea as soon as I saw the trailer.'
Something you can say during sex and at the Melania movie.
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
'I knew this was a bad idea as soon as I saw the trailer.'
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Monetisation
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Monetisation
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
The advert said
MONETISE YOUR FOLLOWERS
so he thought
he would respond
by painting them
in the changing light,
like waterlilies
in a pond.
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There is no justice. There is just us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 AM
There is no justice. There is just us.
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
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Surely I'm not the only one who sees it?
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Surely I'm not the only one who sees it?