Katteroo
@katteroo.bsky.social
Wine lover and redhead. Birdplace refugee.
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In celebration of the 10th anniversary of WeRateDogs, let us remember one of the best Twitter exchanges of all time.
November 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
In celebration of the 10th anniversary of WeRateDogs, let us remember one of the best Twitter exchanges of all time.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Delighted to announce I’m taking over at the OBR*
*Office for Big Raptors
*Office for Big Raptors
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Delighted to announce I’m taking over at the OBR*
*Office for Big Raptors
*Office for Big Raptors
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From now on, when discussing the budget, please use “is this measure bigger than the cost to the exchequer of gen Z drinking less” as your metric for assessing whether something actually raises or costs a significant sum
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
From now on, when discussing the budget, please use “is this measure bigger than the cost to the exchequer of gen Z drinking less” as your metric for assessing whether something actually raises or costs a significant sum
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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Is it milk?
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
November 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Is it milk?
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
A handy guide to measuring like a Brit.
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To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
To all the doubters, AI is so close to being perfect
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
Look my iphone helpfully transcribed a voice message left by my French mechanic
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Thread 🧵
Personal note: London has been home for a very, very long time, but as of today, I am also officially a Brit - that is to say, a British citizen. I feel relieved and I feel grateful - but not, perhaps, in the forelock-tugging way GB News/Starmer expect a new immigrant to be.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Wordle 1,603 1/6
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November 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Wordle 1,603 1/6
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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"Everything not a sheep is dangerous" works pretty well for Australia too, tbf
In Icelandic we have 'Ókind' for monster. But the translation is un-sheep. So everything not a sheep is dangerous.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Everything not a sheep is dangerous" works pretty well for Australia too, tbf
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ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
ITS A COYOTE! CHASING A ROAD RUNNER!
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social when's bins?
November 5, 2025 at 7:52 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social when's bins?
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
February 22, 2024 at 3:14 AM
everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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The worst thing about populist discourse is it’s the world’s worst people constantly drawing themselves up to their full height to deliver, as if it’s the best idea they’ve ever had, a piece of hindbrain garbage you’d discard as not worth wasting human language on.
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The worst thing about populist discourse is it’s the world’s worst people constantly drawing themselves up to their full height to deliver, as if it’s the best idea they’ve ever had, a piece of hindbrain garbage you’d discard as not worth wasting human language on.
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The phrase "Can I have a quick word?"
What terrifying thing are you dressing as this Halloween I'm dressing up as acid reflux
October 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The phrase "Can I have a quick word?"
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
My cat, however, would find it much more agreeable...
PS - Willett’s original idea was to move the clocks forward by 80 minutes “in 20-minute weekly steps on Sundays in April and by the reverse procedure in September” which I’m sure Chris Martin would agree is NUTS
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My cat, however, would find it much more agreeable...
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war