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Greg Bovino spotted out getting a bite to eat on his first day after being demoted
January 27, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The part that really drives me up the wall about Dems is they're continuing to negotiate in good faith, when it's plainly obvious WE DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SCOPE OF THEIR CRIMES YET
January 27, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I mean they gotta be running out of guys like Bovino, clearly the next one will have to be even shorter and wear a kaiser-style helmet
January 27, 2026 at 4:26 AM
You know shits going down when the low-sodium subs are also playing this song
looking at reddit.com/r/all right now is wild. 80% of the posts are anti ice from every kind of subreddit like NBA, climbing, nursing, batman, catbongos and music
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January 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
A lifetime of piss soup and pube sandwiches awaits this pocket pussy
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.

Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.

Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.

ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I think at some point Joey Salads and Joel Berry merged in my mind which makes sense because they're both conservatives that drink piss for views.
At 7:04 PM yesterday, Babylon Bee Managing Editor Joel Berry told his 164K followers that “If Trump doubles down, invokes the Insurrection Act, crushes these feral Communist riots, and arrests the leaders responsible, his popularity will go up 10 points.” 1/ x.com/joelwberry/s...
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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the mood is not subtle
January 24, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Guardrails are gone and this dude is a galactic black hole for charisma.

Republicans truly have no backup plan for the leprous decline of their leader and their demise basically hinges on a slippery marble floor in the bathroom.
CNN put together a clip of JD Vance claiming ICE agents have "absolute immunity" followed by him two weeks later claiming "I didn't say that officers who engage in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity"
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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i say this time around, we do it before they’re in their 90s
This is essentially what governments did in the late 1900s and early 2000s with respect to Nazis. Whether you were a lowly concentration camp guard or in Hitler's inner circle, if there was evidence you were a Nazi, it was straight to jail with your walker.

It worked.
Maybe instead of identifying specific ICE agents who do particularly heinous things, we could just penalize everyone who was on payroll at the agency starting by a certain date.
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Trump's ghost will be angry when we tear down his resorts and hotels, fortunately his grave will be too saturated in piss to hear his hollow wails and crying
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Two decades ago Xzibit promised that conservatives would do all this shit
State Of The Union
YouTube video by Xzibit - Topic
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January 22, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Not only do I want ICE abolished I want funding pulled from their retirement benefits, no unemployment insurance and no reapplication to any government jobs.

And when the trials start, take the money directly out of the DHS budget to pay damages.
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Our city has been over-run by Nazi ghouls kidnapping people to traffic them to concentration camps and other countries.
Did you ever think you'd see the day when masked gunmen jump out of moving vehicles and chase families down the street in your own neighborhood?
FUCK ICE forever and ever.
January 21, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I'm pretty sure this is just the plot to Mickey 17
Anyways, that concept led me to look up the governing law provision in the Starlink terms of service. And here’s where the legal drafting veers into mania. starlink.com/legal/docume...
January 17, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 AM
January 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Happy 250th birthday America. Everyone hates you.
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I mean people joke and stuff, but Trump trying for another term breaks a pretty big social covenant. We already have a constitutional crisis, so it's not like they have many sticks left.
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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January 15, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Found a good bottle for when it finally happens.
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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A competent opposition political party would cut together the footage of what ICE had been doing in the twin cities with Mike Johnson saying "ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do" and have it in ads all across the country
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.

“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM