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“They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference.”
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January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
“They damn near broke the laws of physics, galloping north headlong into the dark in the desperate hope that if they could shave an hour, half an hour, five minutes off their arrival time, maybe for one more person those five minutes would make the difference.”
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I agree “bisexual” is a problematic label because I can never remember if I’m attracted to every second gender or every gender twice.
Are we recreating our favorite OC posts from previous micro social media sites or is that craven?
January 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I agree “bisexual” is a problematic label because I can never remember if I’m attracted to every second gender or every gender twice.
Are we recreating our favorite OC posts from previous micro social media sites or is that craven?
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Are we recreating our favorite OC posts from previous micro social media sites or is that craven?
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
In the dollar store line:
4 year old: “I need these [rainbow sticky note flags]. For my work.”
Mom: “You know, I think I already have those.”
4yo: “In *all* these colors?”
Mom: “Yup, and if not, we know where to find them.”
Love of stationary is clearly hereditary.
4 year old: “I need these [rainbow sticky note flags]. For my work.”
Mom: “You know, I think I already have those.”
4yo: “In *all* these colors?”
Mom: “Yup, and if not, we know where to find them.”
Love of stationary is clearly hereditary.
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
In the dollar store line:
4 year old: “I need these [rainbow sticky note flags]. For my work.”
Mom: “You know, I think I already have those.”
4yo: “In *all* these colors?”
Mom: “Yup, and if not, we know where to find them.”
Love of stationary is clearly hereditary.
4 year old: “I need these [rainbow sticky note flags]. For my work.”
Mom: “You know, I think I already have those.”
4yo: “In *all* these colors?”
Mom: “Yup, and if not, we know where to find them.”
Love of stationary is clearly hereditary.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
Ultra processed foods are in the headlines again.
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Ultra processed foods are in the headlines again.
The secret extra reason people of a certain age love walkable neighborhoods is we can pop in to ask a question eliminating a phone call.
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The secret extra reason people of a certain age love walkable neighborhoods is we can pop in to ask a question eliminating a phone call.
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The “Come play with us” scene from The Shining, but it’s your friends trying to get you to play a German board game with a rule book thicker than a Brandon Sanderson novel.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The “Come play with us” scene from The Shining, but it’s your friends trying to get you to play a German board game with a rule book thicker than a Brandon Sanderson novel.
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In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Memoriam:
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
I do not know where to put this take. marriage was crapped on while I was coming into adulthood and now I see a story of a partner leaving their life behind to follow someone across the country only to be dumped. If only you could have signed something to formalize your commitment and protect you.
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I do not know where to put this take. marriage was crapped on while I was coming into adulthood and now I see a story of a partner leaving their life behind to follow someone across the country only to be dumped. If only you could have signed something to formalize your commitment and protect you.
A podcaster credited an observation about a poll (“and keep in mind this poll was taken before ___”) to the original observer but gave the context “from The Onion” for his name so that was weird.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A podcaster credited an observation about a poll (“and keep in mind this poll was taken before ___”) to the original observer but gave the context “from The Onion” for his name so that was weird.
I'm a little heartbroken that celebs can't be online anymore because no one from The Pitt will get to see my Dr. King costume love letter.
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I'm a little heartbroken that celebs can't be online anymore because no one from The Pitt will get to see my Dr. King costume love letter.
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
BERLIN—Just weeks after announcing his split with fiancée Katy Perry, English actor Orlando Bloom was photographed Friday dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “Angela kept Orlando laugh...
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October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
I just want to sit here and cry. The only route worth mentioning that connects the two sides of town will be interrupted Saturday. I should use their own trip planner, @octranspo.com reminds me. Sure, maybe a bus runs from midpoint to where I'm going.
It doesn't know about the closure.
It doesn't know about the closure.
August 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I just want to sit here and cry. The only route worth mentioning that connects the two sides of town will be interrupted Saturday. I should use their own trip planner, @octranspo.com reminds me. Sure, maybe a bus runs from midpoint to where I'm going.
It doesn't know about the closure.
It doesn't know about the closure.
Someone is “in real time”ing the movie Independence Day.
Whitmore will be the first sitting president to flee the White House due to a foreign attack since James Madison when the British invaded Washington in August of 1814 during the War of 1812.
July 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Someone is “in real time”ing the movie Independence Day.
Behold my cake! No I don’t take orders.
July 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Behold my cake! No I don’t take orders.
@jamieloftus.bsky.social @yourewrongabout.bsky.social I love that we can basically not define the space between “educational / setting a good example” and “absolute garbage / setting a bad example” but the existence of PeeWee’s Playhouse proves it must exist.
July 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@jamieloftus.bsky.social @yourewrongabout.bsky.social I love that we can basically not define the space between “educational / setting a good example” and “absolute garbage / setting a bad example” but the existence of PeeWee’s Playhouse proves it must exist.
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imagine thinking a parade is fascist theatre just because it's theatre being done by a fascist
This is literally an argument against context lol.
"You are against this parade merely because of everything you know about the person planning it."
"You are against this parade merely because of everything you know about the person planning it."
June 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
imagine thinking a parade is fascist theatre just because it's theatre being done by a fascist
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I have people saved in my phone like “Mary Landlord” and “Jim Maintenance” and it occurs to me that’s the way that Anglo surnames have always worked
January 7, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I have people saved in my phone like “Mary Landlord” and “Jim Maintenance” and it occurs to me that’s the way that Anglo surnames have always worked
Me making whole milk for my toddlers with cream and our usual 1%.
June 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Me making whole milk for my toddlers with cream and our usual 1%.
Listening to “researchers” bend over backwards to define processes and simply end up using ingredients or worse VIBES was staggering
We're back!
Everyone agrees that "ultra-processed food" is bad for you but no one can define what it actually is.
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Everyone agrees that "ultra-processed food" is bad for you but no one can define what it actually is.
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Ultra-Processed Foods
Podcast Episode · Maintenance Phase · 06/03/2025 · 1h 11m
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June 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Listening to “researchers” bend over backwards to define processes and simply end up using ingredients or worse VIBES was staggering
@muellershewrote.com Heads up, the good news form is displaying an error when I load the page “this form has exceeded its free limit. If you are the owner of this form please upgrade to a paid plan”. Can’t wait to finally send in mine when it’s ready!
June 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@muellershewrote.com Heads up, the good news form is displaying an error when I load the page “this form has exceeded its free limit. If you are the owner of this form please upgrade to a paid plan”. Can’t wait to finally send in mine when it’s ready!
A thread about Star Wars.
Time after time, the movie briefly gestures as what is an entire vast portion of the universe. And because it does not further show or explain it, *your imagination is left to fill it in*. All the little hints, the places & characters referenced: you fill those in.
May 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A thread about Star Wars.