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If anarchist garage punk sounds like your thing, get a load of this: https://broken-wrist.bandcamp.com

movie takes: letterboxd.com/Cfoley45/
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Alarv with ploosure
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Elle Fanning, Dakota Fanning, Dakota Johnson. Make it make sense.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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You can go mostwhere in the all the beefy rugged pleasure of the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumby Gummer

with Tired Wheels, All-family Stew Pockets, and "Clam Mode" you'll be toddling all over creation

Prumby: Drive What Cars You
December 27, 2024 at 5:09 PM
No Kings is cringe and bourgeois and I'm still glad normies are choosing to participate
October 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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All politics devolving to artificial images such that actual, material conflict becomes scarce, leaving us, the social body, to whither on the vine as the entropy of the system increasingly invests itself in the simulation of itself is just as real of a fear. It may indeed be the most likely.
October 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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What is haunting about advanced in generative AI as a means of reality manufacturing is that “cataclysmic implosion of society” is far from a guaranteed outcome.
October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The best part of ego death is talking shit at the ego funeral
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The real problem is our current events. Our events are all fucked up, it's time to fix them.
September 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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imo "violence aimed at elites from non-elites" is the category of violence most disfavored in elite discourse. and violence that flows from elites to non-elites is not conceived of as violence at all. and these ideas frame the entire elite conception of who charlie kirk was and what his murder means
I think there are a lot of answers that have already been floated around here, and I've even offered some myself, but I did want to sharpen the question a bit.
September 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The wife doesn't like when I refer to the books I've finished as my body count
September 13, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"A chance of showers": Game of Thrones-ass weather report
August 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Assembling Ikea furniture in the living room and singing "John Henry was a steel driving maaaaan, Lord, Lord!“
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
They call it a hammer, but I've never seen it ham
August 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The songs of my youth? Love em, just the best.
August 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Stepping dead center on a giant dog turd sitting on the sidewalk and instantly being like "the left's silence on this speaks volumes."
August 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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the Powers That Be attempted to subsume transgenderism into capitalism thru acceptance of things like pronouns and presentation and "identify as" rhetoric. but then they realized that they couldn't assimilate transsexuality, because it would decimate one of the fundamental building blocks >>
July 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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There's an interesting cognitive bias called the Misinformation Effect.

It is very easy to study this. Take people, show them a video of, say, a man buying a hot dog at a street cart.

Then, make them read very confident but very wrong descriptions of that event.
June 13, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I always give myself a very close shave in case I have to perform emergency cunnilingus
July 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The most depressing AI pieces are always going to be the thoughtful, nuanced, open-minded considerations by respected writers who are transparently responding to the publicity incentive created by editors whose owners want this kind of content
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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You guys know that I don't like to get political on here, but I just read the Wikipedia page for politics and there is some seriously messed up stuff in there.
July 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM