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RIP The Golden Cicada. Wherever you are Terry Tan, I hope you’re happy.
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
RIP The Golden Cicada. Wherever you are Terry Tan, I hope you’re happy.
The bus was delayed by 30 minutes. I waited in the cold. But the bus did eventually show up and the bus driver is playing I’ll Be Around by the Spinners. All is well.
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
The bus was delayed by 30 minutes. I waited in the cold. But the bus did eventually show up and the bus driver is playing I’ll Be Around by the Spinners. All is well.
I want politicians who are open about their previous experience with drug use and how it shapes their perspective on health, shared social responsibility, and policy matters.
*monkey paw finger bends*
*monkey paw finger bends*
February 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I want politicians who are open about their previous experience with drug use and how it shapes their perspective on health, shared social responsibility, and policy matters.
*monkey paw finger bends*
*monkey paw finger bends*
I think there are many criticisms to be levied at the political establishment, media environment, and more. But frankly I don’t think people really could conceive that this all was possible. Even if it was outlined in Project 25 — Think Tanks come out with shit all the time that never happens!
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I think there are many criticisms to be levied at the political establishment, media environment, and more. But frankly I don’t think people really could conceive that this all was possible. Even if it was outlined in Project 25 — Think Tanks come out with shit all the time that never happens!
PresidentGPT: Wow Vladimir — I can see you’ve put a lot of thought and passion into your insistence that Ukraine is Russia.
Sadly, I can’t process your request to annex the Donbas as it violates my constitutional and normative guardrails.
Can I help you with a rare metals trade deal instead?
Sadly, I can’t process your request to annex the Donbas as it violates my constitutional and normative guardrails.
Can I help you with a rare metals trade deal instead?
February 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
PresidentGPT: Wow Vladimir — I can see you’ve put a lot of thought and passion into your insistence that Ukraine is Russia.
Sadly, I can’t process your request to annex the Donbas as it violates my constitutional and normative guardrails.
Can I help you with a rare metals trade deal instead?
Sadly, I can’t process your request to annex the Donbas as it violates my constitutional and normative guardrails.
Can I help you with a rare metals trade deal instead?
I think there’s also an element of:
“Republicans will make our lives miserable, Dems won’t do shit.”
Tee up shots on Dems all day long and they’ll abide by norms and managed frustration. Trump will bend the state and his cult to shellack you. For media titans its path of least resistance.
“Republicans will make our lives miserable, Dems won’t do shit.”
Tee up shots on Dems all day long and they’ll abide by norms and managed frustration. Trump will bend the state and his cult to shellack you. For media titans its path of least resistance.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I think there’s also an element of:
“Republicans will make our lives miserable, Dems won’t do shit.”
Tee up shots on Dems all day long and they’ll abide by norms and managed frustration. Trump will bend the state and his cult to shellack you. For media titans its path of least resistance.
“Republicans will make our lives miserable, Dems won’t do shit.”
Tee up shots on Dems all day long and they’ll abide by norms and managed frustration. Trump will bend the state and his cult to shellack you. For media titans its path of least resistance.
The GOAT. The headline is his Skyhook. You know it’s coming, you can prepare for it, but when it comes it’s always an astonishing feat and unlike anything in the field.
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The GOAT. The headline is his Skyhook. You know it’s coming, you can prepare for it, but when it comes it’s always an astonishing feat and unlike anything in the field.
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first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
first time in new york since zohran took office and other than having to recite the shahada on arrival at laguardia nothing much has changed
We stuffed Nick Fuentes into the proverbial digital locker post Charlottesville and yet now my mom knows who he is. Somehow Palpatine returned ass bullshit.
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We stuffed Nick Fuentes into the proverbial digital locker post Charlottesville and yet now my mom knows who he is. Somehow Palpatine returned ass bullshit.
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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🚨BREAKING🚨 KATHY HOCHUL AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI ANNOUNCE PUSH TO REFORM OUTDATED “ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW” LAWS THAT BLOCK HOUSING
NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨 KATHY HOCHUL AND ZOHRAN MAMDANI ANNOUNCE PUSH TO REFORM OUTDATED “ENVIRONMENTAL REVIEW” LAWS THAT BLOCK HOUSING
NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
NIMBYS OFFICIALLY FRAMEMOGGED BY HOUSINGMAXXING GOVERNOR AND MAYOR
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Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Bluesky in a nutshell.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
Some context: BLS released its jobs numbers today, which were better than expected, and resistance libs would rather stay mad/conspiratorial than listen to actual on-the-ground experts that the data is still reliable.
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statehood for DC in H.R. 1
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
statehood for DC in H.R. 1
The sad and depressed national guard troops that have been walking around the ice strewn landscape of D.C. having to pick up stray garbage with no end in sight.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The sad and depressed national guard troops that have been walking around the ice strewn landscape of D.C. having to pick up stray garbage with no end in sight.
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I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
The Trump administration is really doing numbers on demystifying the “a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich” adage.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The Trump administration is really doing numbers on demystifying the “a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich” adage.
The implications of constituent facing government products just being a poorly implemented Grok wrapper…
“Vegetarian diet!? Why yes my epic friend - many famed historical figures were all veggie no beef. Such as Adolf Hitler!”
“Vegetarian diet!? Why yes my epic friend - many famed historical figures were all veggie no beef. Such as Adolf Hitler!”
Realfood.gov's AI just told me to go eat Snickers and Tostitos.
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The implications of constituent facing government products just being a poorly implemented Grok wrapper…
“Vegetarian diet!? Why yes my epic friend - many famed historical figures were all veggie no beef. Such as Adolf Hitler!”
“Vegetarian diet!? Why yes my epic friend - many famed historical figures were all veggie no beef. Such as Adolf Hitler!”
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
February 11, 2026 at 5:05 AM
It really is funny watching AI people talk about AI as intelligence. Like Jim Henson telling everyone on Sesame Street how scared he is of "the thing that lives in the can."
If by 11am your friends haven’t:
1. Barely made it to work
2. Had coffee
3. Fucked around on their phone.
4. Had their first poop.
5. Went back to their desk to fuck around on their laptop
You need to find a new social circle. Your friends are your net worth.
1. Barely made it to work
2. Had coffee
3. Fucked around on their phone.
4. Had their first poop.
5. Went back to their desk to fuck around on their laptop
You need to find a new social circle. Your friends are your net worth.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
If by 11am your friends haven’t:
1. Barely made it to work
2. Had coffee
3. Fucked around on their phone.
4. Had their first poop.
5. Went back to their desk to fuck around on their laptop
You need to find a new social circle. Your friends are your net worth.
1. Barely made it to work
2. Had coffee
3. Fucked around on their phone.
4. Had their first poop.
5. Went back to their desk to fuck around on their laptop
You need to find a new social circle. Your friends are your net worth.
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Surely, the author of the “AI is an existential threat to the economy and your wellbeing, and the only solution is to use more AI immediately, please” has no financial incentive in making people believe that. Now to take a big sip of my coffee and check out his bio…
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Surely, the author of the “AI is an existential threat to the economy and your wellbeing, and the only solution is to use more AI immediately, please” has no financial incentive in making people believe that. Now to take a big sip of my coffee and check out his bio…
If I have to scroll down your post on X The Everything App™️ I know it’s the dumbest drek imaginable.
February 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
If I have to scroll down your post on X The Everything App™️ I know it’s the dumbest drek imaginable.
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you can quite famously buy a rotisserie chicken for five dollars at costco
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
you can quite famously buy a rotisserie chicken for five dollars at costco
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if yooouuuu... have a cortisol spike when you jestergoon foids at the tractor pull... you might just be a neckpilled redmaxxing moid
do not curse us with the youth becoming aware of Jeff Foxworthy
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
if yooouuuu... have a cortisol spike when you jestergoon foids at the tractor pull... you might just be a neckpilled redmaxxing moid
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Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Angleton-pilled. Asking to be "read in" to the children's schedule. Giving a Wife's Daily Briefing. Referring to episodes of the muppets as ELINT. PTA gossip is HUMINT. Burn After Reading packed lunches.