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Just one more sweep of the Jungle bro. This sweep is different. We’ll add razor wire and fences. Please bro just let the mayor send cops to the Jungle again. The encampments won’t come back this time. Please let us sweep the Jungle again bro it’ll work this time trust me.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just one more sweep of the Jungle bro. This sweep is different. We’ll add razor wire and fences. Please bro just let the mayor send cops to the Jungle again. The encampments won’t come back this time. Please let us sweep the Jungle again bro it’ll work this time trust me.
Kevin O’Leary — the Canadian Boater?
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kevin O’Leary — the Canadian Boater?
Trump has a preternatural understanding of the modern media and cultural environment in a way that we’ll be talking about for generations. And over a decade developed a cult of personality despite every guardrail the founders put in place to stop that. But nah, Eric Cantor could have pulled it off.
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Trump has a preternatural understanding of the modern media and cultural environment in a way that we’ll be talking about for generations. And over a decade developed a cult of personality despite every guardrail the founders put in place to stop that. But nah, Eric Cantor could have pulled it off.
Alright Blake let’s see what’s behind Door Number: “Extrajudicial Killings of Innocent Drug Users”
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Alright Blake let’s see what’s behind Door Number: “Extrajudicial Killings of Innocent Drug Users”
Honestly wasn’t upset about it. Signaled he had moved on in his career and gained appreciation from a new generation.
November 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Honestly wasn’t upset about it. Signaled he had moved on in his career and gained appreciation from a new generation.
Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism dude, at least it’s not neo-liberal late stage capitalism.
October 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism dude, at least it’s not neo-liberal late stage capitalism.
Imagine a world without AG
October 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imagine a world without AG
This gets you fired from every comms team and pr shop in the country.
October 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This gets you fired from every comms team and pr shop in the country.
Palmer Luckey could never be confused with a session musician for Christopher Cross.
October 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Palmer Luckey could never be confused with a session musician for Christopher Cross.
Jackie Treehorn but unironically. Gatekeepers, editors, and pros in the adult industry, when operating ethically and conscientiously are good for performers and consumers! Infinite scroll, choice, and consumption where the only barrier to taste and what’s possible is a persons desire can be…bad.
October 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Jackie Treehorn but unironically. Gatekeepers, editors, and pros in the adult industry, when operating ethically and conscientiously are good for performers and consumers! Infinite scroll, choice, and consumption where the only barrier to taste and what’s possible is a persons desire can be…bad.
100s of billions of dollars and these fucking things can’t hit a proper Swanton bomb or frankly any move off the top turnbuckle.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
100s of billions of dollars and these fucking things can’t hit a proper Swanton bomb or frankly any move off the top turnbuckle.
Isaac Chotiner wants to know how many hot dogs you eat in a day.
September 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Isaac Chotiner wants to know how many hot dogs you eat in a day.
Did you say Ordinary People is a better film?
September 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did you say Ordinary People is a better film?
There is a specter haunting Europe.
September 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
There is a specter haunting Europe.
I’m going to lean forward in this fight, demanding that all TGI Fridays have zero tolerance for cutting me off, and any bartender who says “sir I think you’ve had enough,” be fired from all TGI Fridays, Chilis, Applebees, and Joe’s American Bar and Grill FOREVER!
September 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’m going to lean forward in this fight, demanding that all TGI Fridays have zero tolerance for cutting me off, and any bartender who says “sir I think you’ve had enough,” be fired from all TGI Fridays, Chilis, Applebees, and Joe’s American Bar and Grill FOREVER!
Here we are:
The unstoppable force (MAGA Cultism) meet the immovable object (American capitalism).
The unstoppable force (MAGA Cultism) meet the immovable object (American capitalism).
August 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Here we are:
The unstoppable force (MAGA Cultism) meet the immovable object (American capitalism).
The unstoppable force (MAGA Cultism) meet the immovable object (American capitalism).
My dad was a roadie for ńńèø ÇAVe Røųtļy mœųߣ‘s 87 European Tour.
August 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My dad was a roadie for ńńèø ÇAVe Røųtļy mœųߣ‘s 87 European Tour.
All my haters become waiters at my table of sluts.
August 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
All my haters become waiters at my table of sluts.
Hmmm must be all technical complaints.
One of the top comments…
One of the top comments…
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Hmmm must be all technical complaints.
One of the top comments…
One of the top comments…
Fuck it. We should be able to smoke in bars again.
August 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Fuck it. We should be able to smoke in bars again.
Big Balls: Come on, I was gonna be there the night of the rug pull
Luke Farritor: It ain't like you came away totally un-scaved
Big Balls: No, a couple of Romanians jumped me and cut my head open. I couldn't go, but still...
Luke Farritor: It could've killed you; ended up banned by a Discord mod!
Luke Farritor: It ain't like you came away totally un-scaved
Big Balls: No, a couple of Romanians jumped me and cut my head open. I couldn't go, but still...
Luke Farritor: It could've killed you; ended up banned by a Discord mod!
August 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Big Balls: Come on, I was gonna be there the night of the rug pull
Luke Farritor: It ain't like you came away totally un-scaved
Big Balls: No, a couple of Romanians jumped me and cut my head open. I couldn't go, but still...
Luke Farritor: It could've killed you; ended up banned by a Discord mod!
Luke Farritor: It ain't like you came away totally un-scaved
Big Balls: No, a couple of Romanians jumped me and cut my head open. I couldn't go, but still...
Luke Farritor: It could've killed you; ended up banned by a Discord mod!