june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
@kafkaesquities.bsky.social
june / ash. they. snpʕʷílx, cymraes, éireannaí, &c. raised baha'i, sort of.
I write stuff about the Reign at @rideofvalkyries.com / @sounderatheart.com. I also write fiction and smut, if that's your thing. :)
tips: https://ko-fi.com/juneasheden
I write stuff about the Reign at @rideofvalkyries.com / @sounderatheart.com. I also write fiction and smut, if that's your thing. :)
tips: https://ko-fi.com/juneasheden
Pinned
are men too emotional for soccer? we’ve assembled a diverse panel of nonbinary Junes wearing pinnies to discuss.
sadgirl posting on main again don’t mind me
just running out of room to keep cauterizing new heartbreaks
I’ll be back to pretending I’m okay or a 35% functional human again eventually
just running out of room to keep cauterizing new heartbreaks
I’ll be back to pretending I’m okay or a 35% functional human again eventually
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 AM
sadgirl posting on main again don’t mind me
just running out of room to keep cauterizing new heartbreaks
I’ll be back to pretending I’m okay or a 35% functional human again eventually
just running out of room to keep cauterizing new heartbreaks
I’ll be back to pretending I’m okay or a 35% functional human again eventually
I used to wonder if it ever got better, now I’m just sure that it doesn’t lol
fell for the optimism and vulnerability and all that for almost 40 years tho, it’s got great fuckin marketing
fell for the optimism and vulnerability and all that for almost 40 years tho, it’s got great fuckin marketing
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I used to wonder if it ever got better, now I’m just sure that it doesn’t lol
fell for the optimism and vulnerability and all that for almost 40 years tho, it’s got great fuckin marketing
fell for the optimism and vulnerability and all that for almost 40 years tho, it’s got great fuckin marketing
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
At one point, the right wing press printed a story that 1000+ families were part of a law suit over Tavistock referrals for puberty blockers.
The only slight problem was that at that point, there hadn't even been a thousand kids referred.
OK so maybe a bigger problem was it was all MADE UP.
The only slight problem was that at that point, there hadn't even been a thousand kids referred.
OK so maybe a bigger problem was it was all MADE UP.
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
At one point, the right wing press printed a story that 1000+ families were part of a law suit over Tavistock referrals for puberty blockers.
The only slight problem was that at that point, there hadn't even been a thousand kids referred.
OK so maybe a bigger problem was it was all MADE UP.
The only slight problem was that at that point, there hadn't even been a thousand kids referred.
OK so maybe a bigger problem was it was all MADE UP.
way̓ lut, lut t̓a kɬxwiɬ, lut k̓aʔkín̓ t̓ iksn̓xʷúy̓tn̓.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
way̓ lut, lut t̓a kɬxwiɬ, lut k̓aʔkín̓ t̓ iksn̓xʷúy̓tn̓.
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just in case you thought this was about trans athletes. This was solely about creating a fascist and racist gender bureaucracy over what constitutes being feminine enough to be considered a woman.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
They're targeting cis women who may be intersex and banning them from sport.
welp guess it's about time to sob into a pillow until I'm too exhausted to stay awake again, night y'all
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 AM
welp guess it's about time to sob into a pillow until I'm too exhausted to stay awake again, night y'all
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
This makes my skin crawl to read. Just so deeply embarrassing out infuriating. Print this out and mail it to your reps. Read it to them on their voicemails. They all need to feel unimaginable shame until they finally grow the collective spine to - at the very least - call for new leadership.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This makes my skin crawl to read. Just so deeply embarrassing out infuriating. Print this out and mail it to your reps. Read it to them on their voicemails. They all need to feel unimaginable shame until they finally grow the collective spine to - at the very least - call for new leadership.
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
Well well well, how the turnsweeps.
From 2022. Maybe this year they can help sweep Bruce back to Bellevue.
Mayor Harrell Salutes Homeless Veterans as Unified Care Team Sweeps Them into Tukwila
In his first Veterans Day as mayor of Seattle, today Bruce Harrell thanked and saluted hundreds of local homeless veterans as his newly formed Unified Care Team compassionately swept them into Tukw…
theneedling.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Well well well, how the turnsweeps.
first rewatch impressions
Huerta and McClernon were dealing, McCammon struggled, and if Dahlien was more than 30 minutes fit we HAD to find a way to get her on sooner than we did, so much tilted our way after she checked in
really reinforcing my view that the Reign were unlucky in this one
Huerta and McClernon were dealing, McCammon struggled, and if Dahlien was more than 30 minutes fit we HAD to find a way to get her on sooner than we did, so much tilted our way after she checked in
really reinforcing my view that the Reign were unlucky in this one
going to start intensive notetaking for the final match valkyratings for the season tomorrow.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
first rewatch impressions
Huerta and McClernon were dealing, McCammon struggled, and if Dahlien was more than 30 minutes fit we HAD to find a way to get her on sooner than we did, so much tilted our way after she checked in
really reinforcing my view that the Reign were unlucky in this one
Huerta and McClernon were dealing, McCammon struggled, and if Dahlien was more than 30 minutes fit we HAD to find a way to get her on sooner than we did, so much tilted our way after she checked in
really reinforcing my view that the Reign were unlucky in this one
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Dickey should be GK, but I feel like Bloomer and Smith are snubs here.
Coffey, Howell seem like wild oversights in Midfield.
Temwa's the MVP, lol. KC with Temwa ran roughshod over the field, KC without Temwa was both beatable and beaten multiple times.
Coffey, Howell seem like wild oversights in Midfield.
Temwa's the MVP, lol. KC with Temwa ran roughshod over the field, KC without Temwa was both beatable and beaten multiple times.
#NWSL awards season shenanigans is an annual tradition, and the Midfielder of the Year shortlist having NEITHER Taylor Flint NOR Sam Coffey is egregious, baffling stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Dickey should be GK, but I feel like Bloomer and Smith are snubs here.
Coffey, Howell seem like wild oversights in Midfield.
Temwa's the MVP, lol. KC with Temwa ran roughshod over the field, KC without Temwa was both beatable and beaten multiple times.
Coffey, Howell seem like wild oversights in Midfield.
Temwa's the MVP, lol. KC with Temwa ran roughshod over the field, KC without Temwa was both beatable and beaten multiple times.
going to start intensive notetaking for the final match valkyratings for the season tomorrow.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
going to start intensive notetaking for the final match valkyratings for the season tomorrow.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
we'll have a couple retrospectives/followups after that, too, probably. at least one, maybe more if I can't fit everything that deserves said about this season into 3500 works or so.
my heart is a fucking traitor and I would like to be done with it now.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
my heart is a fucking traitor and I would like to be done with it now.
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
It’s really important that #Vancouver’s Downtown Business Association, who were originally against bike-lanes, are now among their most vigourous supporters, because of ACTUAL EVIDENCE that they’re better for downtown business than any street parking they replaced.
Safe bike-lanes mean business.
Safe bike-lanes mean business.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s really important that #Vancouver’s Downtown Business Association, who were originally against bike-lanes, are now among their most vigourous supporters, because of ACTUAL EVIDENCE that they’re better for downtown business than any street parking they replaced.
Safe bike-lanes mean business.
Safe bike-lanes mean business.
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
Apropos of theonion.com/democrats-si...
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Apropos of theonion.com/democrats-si...
presently being personally attacked by this relatable content
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
presently being personally attacked by this relatable content
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
way̓, kʷ sn̓k̓l̓ip, kʷ ksənk̓l̓ipəpaʔx.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
way̓, kʷ sn̓k̓l̓ip, kʷ ksənk̓l̓ipəpaʔx.
and like, to be clear, I would far prefer single elimination. if the Sounders lost in PKs after the 0-0 first match then sure.
playing a team three times is awful to start with. astonishing we chose this after agonizing for years about *two legged ties* being momentum killers.
playing a team three times is awful to start with. astonishing we chose this after agonizing for years about *two legged ties* being momentum killers.
Sounders gotta be able to close that match out and would be through if they could’ve avoided self-inflicting eighty thousand fuckups, but…
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
and like, to be clear, I would far prefer single elimination. if the Sounders lost in PKs after the 0-0 first match then sure.
playing a team three times is awful to start with. astonishing we chose this after agonizing for years about *two legged ties* being momentum killers.
playing a team three times is awful to start with. astonishing we chose this after agonizing for years about *two legged ties* being momentum killers.
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
Ok, one more take.
This never felt like our year in MLS to me. Just wasnt there.
Leagues Cup and the CCL berth made up for a lot of that.
There will be some pretty significant changes in the off-season I'm sure, and it won't be long until we're back at it.
But still. Balls.
This never felt like our year in MLS to me. Just wasnt there.
Leagues Cup and the CCL berth made up for a lot of that.
There will be some pretty significant changes in the off-season I'm sure, and it won't be long until we're back at it.
But still. Balls.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ok, one more take.
This never felt like our year in MLS to me. Just wasnt there.
Leagues Cup and the CCL berth made up for a lot of that.
There will be some pretty significant changes in the off-season I'm sure, and it won't be long until we're back at it.
But still. Balls.
This never felt like our year in MLS to me. Just wasnt there.
Leagues Cup and the CCL berth made up for a lot of that.
There will be some pretty significant changes in the off-season I'm sure, and it won't be long until we're back at it.
But still. Balls.
Sounders gotta be able to close that match out and would be through if they could’ve avoided self-inflicting eighty thousand fuckups, but…
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sounders gotta be able to close that match out and would be through if they could’ve avoided self-inflicting eighty thousand fuckups, but…
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
a team winning zero of three games and then advancing would be the death knell for this idiotic playoff format in a remotely sensible league
rather not celebrate my defeat and humiliation here with you
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
rather not celebrate my defeat and humiliation here with you
I should be sleeping but instead I'm staring at the ceiling wondering if I'll ever be okay again
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I should be sleeping but instead I'm staring at the ceiling wondering if I'll ever be okay again
Reposted by june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
One of the kindest most beautiful humans you can ever be blessed to work with and meet. We are so lucky here in Seattle and I hope other people see how much it means to have a player stay with a club -a club that has literally been through EVERYTHING - for their entire career.
Lauren Barnes played her last pro game tonight: 252 #NWSL regular season appearances, 21,000+ minutes -- the only player to ever achieve either, and she did it entirely in Seattle. End of an era.
Lu leaving for the last time... 💙
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
One of the kindest most beautiful humans you can ever be blessed to work with and meet. We are so lucky here in Seattle and I hope other people see how much it means to have a player stay with a club -a club that has literally been through EVERYTHING - for their entire career.