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june ash eden, iʔ sn̓k̓lip n̓x̌ʷy̓x̌ʷiy̓s
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june / ash. they. snpʕʷílx, cymraes, éireannaí, &c. raised baha'i, sort of.

I write stuff about the Reign at @rideofvalkyries.com / @sounderatheart.com. I also write fiction and smut, if that's your thing. :)

tips: https://ko-fi.com/juneasheden
very good very fine :))
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
this isn't an anti-Lorena statement by any means, she obviously had a great season.

it's just that Dickey's impact was beyond spectacular. her performance can account for the *majority* of the Reign overperforming their xGD by >17 goals.
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hey y'all look at this
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
my old lady cat passed a couple days ago. she was 19, and very crotchety, and a weird fighty stubborn little delight. she was with me for my entire adult life and five homes.

we buried her this evening with one last strawberry, beneath the apple tree, by her old friend.

I will miss her.
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
aw ye
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
anyway I've made this comparison a couple times and I feel like I'm not crazy and to some extent the numbers bear it out, too?
October 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
September 27, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ultimately? because of this. that's a bet you keep making.

(from a deep and profound hater of Avatar.)
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
one of those albums that killed me when I was sixteen and still kills me when I'm thirty-six
July 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
thinking about history's greatest Nandayo/Nanyate Guy today
July 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
reminded I haven't reposted this one in awhile
July 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
bro
July 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
he has guinea pig friends now, and takes great delight in opening their treat bin and throwing treats to them from on high and cackling while they dash about to eat.
July 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
July 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
a story of three Sounders
May 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Quiche Fuck Lorraine :3
May 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
this ref my goddd
May 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Clients have told me I should have one of these. Eventually, enough clients told me that I should that I actually made one.

ko-fi.com/juneasheden

You can throw money at me if you want me to write more about sports, or if you want to commission me to write other words.

Anyway, here's Vetra. :)
May 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
just keep on sleeping on Claudia Dickey, NWSL mediasphere.
April 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
😶
April 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
move from the year u turned 18, hmmm
April 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
March 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
March 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
anyway as you can CLEARLY see, Jordan Morris is well onside
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM