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WarioWare is lowkey the Smiling Friends of Mario spinoffs
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
El Salvador never going to the world cup
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
People who buy into the “James Bond is a codename” theory or want it to be canon are idiots
November 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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People only like me when I'm funny, or smart, or kind, or their friend or family, or having a hard time and in need of cheering up. I wish, just once, someone would like me for me.
November 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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The most misused word in the English language is "me". Everyone uses it to refer to themselves, but actually, it refers to me.
October 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fermin Lopez!! 🐐
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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An incredible case of nominative determinism. Not just Alec Baldwin, but also Daniel Baldwin, William Baldwin, and Stephen Baldwin all grew up to be Baldwin brothers.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Maybe that guy will get to cut his hair after all
For the first time in his Manchester United tenure, Ruben Amorim has won back-to-back Premier League matches.
Manchester United will end a Premier League season without winning back-to-back league games for the first time EVER in the competition.
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Van Gaal’s Manchester is like a lifetime ago wth
Manchester United have won a Premier League game against Liverpool at Anfield for the first time since 2016 under Louis van Gaal. (Squawka)
October 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I feel Ange Postecoglu will not return to the premier league. Have a feeling his style might draw more success in the Bundesliga.
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The laser skin care mask freak me out. They remind me of the mask the villain of Die Another Day had to wear after getting race-changing surgery induced insomnia.
October 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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“Yabba Dabba Doo” isn’t like slang for most people in the Stone Age. That’s just Fred’s thing
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I'm sick and tired of my internal monologue being in Hindi, a language I do not speak or understand.
October 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dua Lipa so goated
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My gf told me I need to redownload this because I used to tweet out my most annoying/stupid thoughts, but now she is the sole audience member subjected to them 💔
June 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
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guy who just ate some bread and is about to go to the circus: you know things are going pretty great for me
March 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I don't want to live in a meritocracy. I want to live in the world where you'll be ok even if you don't have an iota of talent in your body.
February 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The new Black Keys song is giving Albert Hammond Jr non-Strokes work
February 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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In order to ensure I do not outlive my children, the greatest pain a parent can experience, I will be dying as soon as possible.
February 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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The moment in The Shining when you know Jack Nicholson has really snapped is when he says “Here’s Johnny”. He’s forgotten his own name!
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM