JustLinda
@justlinda.bsky.social
Nice try, everybody, but I found you anyway.
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are those my only two choices?
June 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
are those my only two choices?
There are two wolves inside me and they both want cheese fries.
April 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
There are two wolves inside me and they both want cheese fries.
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BREAKING: Horrible news out of the White House today. Trump apparently in “excellent health.”
April 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
BREAKING: Horrible news out of the White House today. Trump apparently in “excellent health.”
We like sad songs because they are proof we can still feel emotions.
April 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We like sad songs because they are proof we can still feel emotions.
How to Make a To Do List:
*Write ‘To Do List’ at top of paper
*Add item “Make to do list”
*Check item as completed
Now take a break. You’ve earned it.
*Write ‘To Do List’ at top of paper
*Add item “Make to do list”
*Check item as completed
Now take a break. You’ve earned it.
April 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
How to Make a To Do List:
*Write ‘To Do List’ at top of paper
*Add item “Make to do list”
*Check item as completed
Now take a break. You’ve earned it.
*Write ‘To Do List’ at top of paper
*Add item “Make to do list”
*Check item as completed
Now take a break. You’ve earned it.
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If it was REALLY a convenience store, you could get laid there.
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
If it was REALLY a convenience store, you could get laid there.
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Signals to the waiter using a flare gun.
April 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Signals to the waiter using a flare gun.
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Somewhere out there are dozens of men named Jason Bourne and nobody believes that’s their real name.
April 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Somewhere out there are dozens of men named Jason Bourne and nobody believes that’s their real name.
Might as well change his text tone to a dog whistle the way I jump like a Labrador Retriever.
April 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Might as well change his text tone to a dog whistle the way I jump like a Labrador Retriever.
Is that Nextdoor app a virus??
April 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Is that Nextdoor app a virus??
The City of St Louis issued a tornado watch today thru 4pm. The notification was sent at 4:28pm. Sometimes I want a tornado to take me to a new land over the rainbow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The City of St Louis issued a tornado watch today thru 4pm. The notification was sent at 4:28pm. Sometimes I want a tornado to take me to a new land over the rainbow.
That awkward moment when your boss walks in your office and your screen is filled with pictures of goats.
April 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That awkward moment when your boss walks in your office and your screen is filled with pictures of goats.
Every day has lessons for us if we’re listening. For example, today I learned I can’t be trusted to buy Teddy Grahams ‘for the grandchildren.’
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Every day has lessons for us if we’re listening. For example, today I learned I can’t be trusted to buy Teddy Grahams ‘for the grandchildren.’
Getting dressed to go to the gym counts, right?
March 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Getting dressed to go to the gym counts, right?
It’s time to scratch world famous prima ballerina off my life list. Actually, it’s about 45 years beyond time.
March 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s time to scratch world famous prima ballerina off my life list. Actually, it’s about 45 years beyond time.
Watching A Complete Unknown, I had to hit my inhaler twice.
March 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching A Complete Unknown, I had to hit my inhaler twice.
I’ve become a morning person against my will.
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve become a morning person against my will.
On the Yemen security breach, CNN reports “The likelihood of accountability is slim” and just like that, we have a tagline for the next 4 years.
March 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
On the Yemen security breach, CNN reports “The likelihood of accountability is slim” and just like that, we have a tagline for the next 4 years.
Him: I've only been married once. How many for you?
Me: AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES, GARY.
Me: AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES, GARY.
March 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Him: I've only been married once. How many for you?
Me: AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES, GARY.
Me: AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES, GARY.
I consider myself an intelligent person, but then I'm still surprised when the ice rushes up to attack my face when I take a drink.
March 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I consider myself an intelligent person, but then I'm still surprised when the ice rushes up to attack my face when I take a drink.
Yes, officer, I'd like to report people outside of my house having fun.
March 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, officer, I'd like to report people outside of my house having fun.
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Nu fone who dis? The defense secretary? Vice president? National security adviser?
March 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Nu fone who dis? The defense secretary? Vice president? National security adviser?
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This is the most incompetent fascist takeover I’ve ever seen.
March 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is the most incompetent fascist takeover I’ve ever seen.