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Used to turn wrenches on helicopters for the Navy. Get paid to do computer stuff now.
#Appalachian #Tidewater #NAFO

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Go back to Yuma, fuckface #mpls
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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In their New Year's prediction, Peruvian shamans said that the fall of Nicolás Maduro, the end of the Ukranian War and a major illness for President Trump will all happen in 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Enjoy your fireworks, Moskal.
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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I have to admit, I also always had kinda the wrong idea about Norman Rockwell until I saw the piece "Murder in Mississippi" as a teen in art history class
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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its not sephiroth posting. its kefka posting. most of the time its kefka posting
December 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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I was born in April 1805

Napoleon was master of Europe

Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him

Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Well this fuckin sucks...
December 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Pour one out for Dan Bongino
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
USN does have this at the junior enlisted level. I will admit wearing my dress blues with my lime green baby stripes straight out of boot felt kid of rad.
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Shot this last night. The snow is already gone from Norfolk but at least I got this video.
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Whoville is on a snowflake: ergo the Whos are microscopic organisms in a temporal anomaly, where centuries pass in the time it takes a snowflake to fall. The Whos observe Christmas, implying the existence of Who Jesus and the Who Roman Empire. Any given snowstorm contains billions of crucifixions
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Tom Cotton can only get aroused to Victorian-era wax cylinder recordings of song birds getting slowly stabbed to death.

So of course he doesn't see anything wrong.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"I was busy"

"With what?"

"This is the first I'm hearing about the president doing [awful thing]."

"How is that? You're the speaker of the house what are you and your staffers doing?"
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The more things change...
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What a coincidence! It also happens to be "Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing" Day!

What are the odds?
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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NYT Editorial: Biden missing from Epstein documents indicates an unwillingness to network and be in the rooms where the important deals are being made.

(Have we tried getting pitch bot on here again?)
January 4, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Starfleet is using the Harry Mudd Hoax to try and deflect from their massive failures, in particular, their most recent one — THE SPACEDOCK SHUTDOWN! #StarTrek #Sisko197
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I wonder what this motivated primary voter is gonna think when the same bunch of centrist @democrats.senate.gov once again, run on the decades old message of "I'm going to reach across the aisle and pull back a bloody stump."
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Is Senator Chris Coons worried his might miss another dinner reservation?
The insinuation here is that some members might cave because they were personally inconvenienced and not like for example the fed unions getting nervous.
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM