Judy's Trench
judytrench.bsky.social
Judy's Trench
@judytrench.bsky.social
Despite the photo, I'm not Judy Dench.
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Too tired to be mysterious, too dramatic to be chill.
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I made a starter pack!
go.bsky.app/K71wfyW
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
May 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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(tearfully pleading) delete your account
May 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
May 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I made a starter pack!
go.bsky.app/K71wfyW
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
May 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Came out to this vignette on the kitchen table. Rough night for the chick.
May 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Having agoraphobia means you prefer inside jokes
May 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I like you, but If you change your profile pic, your username or your whole energy, I’ll scroll past like we never trauma-bonded.
May 6, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.
May 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.
May 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Tonight we war.
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
November 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Leo: There is no “disturbance in the Force.” You have measles.
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Soft on the outside, spiraling on the inside.
May 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
May 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I spy with my little eye another lip injection gone awry.
April 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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find someone that reminds you that laughter and silliness are the antidote
May 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
May 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Too tired to be mysterious, too dramatic to be chill.
May 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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The eyes are the windows to the soul and the mouth is the front door to a donut.
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM