Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife.
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Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
· Jan 10
Gonna start a running list of things Americans absolutely do NOT understand, but have strong opinions about anyway:
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
-federal gov’t
-state gov’t
-the economy
-freedom of speech
-well regulated militia
-climate change
-insurance
-immunology
-immigration
I anticipate dying before I finish.
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Because they are stupid.
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
How did The Lord of the Rings end up so beloved by the right wing?
www.independent.co.uk
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Because they are stupid.
At this point I'm basically willing to become a single-issue voter if that issue is "I will ensure that Elon Musk dies in prison after he is pauperized and his body will then be dumped in an unmarked grave when he finally breathes his last."
Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, I will admit.
Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, I will admit.
So the world's richest asshole, who is also a Nazi, has created a free-to-use, CSAM-on-demand program and who is also attempting to subvert liberal democracy can just do whatever the fuck he wants, I guess.
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
At this point I'm basically willing to become a single-issue voter if that issue is "I will ensure that Elon Musk dies in prison after he is pauperized and his body will then be dumped in an unmarked grave when he finally breathes his last."
Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, I will admit.
Hard to fit on a bumper sticker, I will admit.
So the world's richest asshole, who is also a Nazi, has created a free-to-use, CSAM-on-demand program and who is also attempting to subvert liberal democracy can just do whatever the fuck he wants, I guess.
January 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
So the world's richest asshole, who is also a Nazi, has created a free-to-use, CSAM-on-demand program and who is also attempting to subvert liberal democracy can just do whatever the fuck he wants, I guess.
Awwww, da poor widdle Gestapo men can't find a hotel room.
I'm so old I remember "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" being a thing that Republicans were all-in on.
And fuck these motherfuckers with "no room at the inn." Yeah, they're just like Mary and Joseph, right?
I'm so old I remember "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" being a thing that Republicans were all-in on.
And fuck these motherfuckers with "no room at the inn." Yeah, they're just like Mary and Joseph, right?
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Awwww, da poor widdle Gestapo men can't find a hotel room.
I'm so old I remember "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" being a thing that Republicans were all-in on.
And fuck these motherfuckers with "no room at the inn." Yeah, they're just like Mary and Joseph, right?
I'm so old I remember "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone" being a thing that Republicans were all-in on.
And fuck these motherfuckers with "no room at the inn." Yeah, they're just like Mary and Joseph, right?
I gotta admit, that's a pretty good translation from the original German.
January 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I gotta admit, that's a pretty good translation from the original German.
We are in a dark, dark place as a country.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We are in a dark, dark place as a country.
If you are still active on Twitter, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 5, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If you are still active on Twitter, what the fuck is wrong with you?
The word they're looking for is "Gauleiter."
Per WASH POST, Stephen Miller will play an “elevated role” in Venezuela (what could go wrong!) and Machado won’t be president because she accepted the Nobel Peace Prize Trump wants (yes, seriously)
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Couldn’t make it up if we tried
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The word they're looking for is "Gauleiter."
The NFC south is such a garbage division. Not one team with a winning record. Relegate them all.
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
The NFC south is such a garbage division. Not one team with a winning record. Relegate them all.
That asshole is gonna declare January 6 a national holiday, isn't he?
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
That asshole is gonna declare January 6 a national holiday, isn't he?
Evergreen.
For both the team and the canonized.
For both the team and the canonized.
Saints need to get their shit together
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Evergreen.
For both the team and the canonized.
For both the team and the canonized.
I'm so glad I don't teach anymore.
given that this is the third time in two days someone has had this criticism of me, i am inclined to agree with experts who are alarmed at the state of reading comprehension in america
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I'm so glad I don't teach anymore.
In good news for Myles Garrett, it looks like the Browns are gonna get a LOT of defensive snaps in this game.
January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
In good news for Myles Garrett, it looks like the Browns are gonna get a LOT of defensive snaps in this game.
Wild that JJ McCarthy got a taunting penalty before Baker Mayfield ever did. Hahahahahahahaha
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Wild that JJ McCarthy got a taunting penalty before Baker Mayfield ever did. Hahahahahahahaha
Wild that he's talking up Mars or Odin when he's supposed to be Christian.
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Wild that he's talking up Mars or Odin when he's supposed to be Christian.
This is just adorable. All it's missing is a Pan Am space shuttle docking with a rotating space station.
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This is just adorable. All it's missing is a Pan Am space shuttle docking with a rotating space station.
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If you thought he was gonna have a restrained foreign policy, you are a mark and a dope and your foreign policy analysis should be discounted.
Trump: "I think Cuba is gonna be something we'll end up talking about, because Cuba is a failing nation. It's very similar"
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 PM
If you thought he was gonna have a restrained foreign policy, you are a mark and a dope and your foreign policy analysis should be discounted.
"I can't vote for the lesser of two evils."
Well don't you sound like even more of a cunt now?
Well don't you sound like even more of a cunt now?
January 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"I can't vote for the lesser of two evils."
Well don't you sound like even more of a cunt now?
Well don't you sound like even more of a cunt now?
So he's saying that our will is going to triumph.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
So he's saying that our will is going to triumph.
This is it. The very essence of social media.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This is it. The very essence of social media.
Somehow the most annoying people on here this morning are the "America is the worst actor in world history and yes this is exactly who we always have been" types.
January 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Somehow the most annoying people on here this morning are the "America is the worst actor in world history and yes this is exactly who we always have been" types.
Donald the Dove.
Who got that Taylor Austin Harper tweet
Year-end tally of Trump admin combat actions in 2025:
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes*
—Somalia—140+ strikes, 1 ground raid**
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids***
—Iran—3 B-2 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
—Nigeria—1 set of TLAM strikes
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Venezuela—1 known CIA strike
—Yemen—1,000+ strikes*
—Somalia—140+ strikes, 1 ground raid**
—Syria—78+ strikes, 3 ground raids***
—Iran—3 B-2 strikes
—Iraq—1 strike
—Nigeria—1 set of TLAM strikes
—Caribbean—11 strikes
—Eastern Pacific—20 strikes
—Venezuela—1 known CIA strike
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Donald the Dove.
THIS. IS. NOT. REAL.
Check your confirmation biases, no matter who you are. I couldn't find this article at Politico. I couldn't even find a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who write for that place.
And STOP USING AI BULLSHIT. Look at those medals. They aren't real.
Check your confirmation biases, no matter who you are. I couldn't find this article at Politico. I couldn't even find a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who write for that place.
And STOP USING AI BULLSHIT. Look at those medals. They aren't real.
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
THIS. IS. NOT. REAL.
Check your confirmation biases, no matter who you are. I couldn't find this article at Politico. I couldn't even find a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who write for that place.
And STOP USING AI BULLSHIT. Look at those medals. They aren't real.
Check your confirmation biases, no matter who you are. I couldn't find this article at Politico. I couldn't even find a Quinn Jackson or Maya Ozery who write for that place.
And STOP USING AI BULLSHIT. Look at those medals. They aren't real.
"I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours."
Grok also said this. You can't quote it as a source. It just says some bullshit.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
"I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100 percent failure within 72 hours."
I know these ICE dipshits aren't intellectual heavyweights (to say the very least), but COME ON. I didn't see snow until I was 23 years old and I figured this shit out in about three minutes.
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I know these ICE dipshits aren't intellectual heavyweights (to say the very least), but COME ON. I didn't see snow until I was 23 years old and I figured this shit out in about three minutes.