Machu Pikacchu
@judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife.
Still going HAM with that Mr. Bean audition, I see.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Still going HAM with that Mr. Bean audition, I see.
I usually say that it's impossible to smoke too much weed, but MAN this guy is definitely evidence that I'm wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I usually say that it's impossible to smoke too much weed, but MAN this guy is definitely evidence that I'm wrong.
Got my Xmas outfit sorted for this year.
December 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Got my Xmas outfit sorted for this year.
What a swell li'l guy.
December 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
What a swell li'l guy.
Pete Hegseth is a complete idiot. He is what would happen if an evil god made a "no fat chicks" t-shirt sentient. He also apparently thinks that we use RPGs and that you can fire one from inside a helicopter without destroying the fucking thing.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Pete Hegseth is a complete idiot. He is what would happen if an evil god made a "no fat chicks" t-shirt sentient. He also apparently thinks that we use RPGs and that you can fire one from inside a helicopter without destroying the fucking thing.
What a piece of shit.
What a piece of shit.
Even wore my Holy Trinity socks.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Even wore my Holy Trinity socks.
Trust me, the rice is under there.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Trust me, the rice is under there.
You WISH you were eating dinner at my house tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You WISH you were eating dinner at my house tonight.
"Are we having complimentary drink service on this flight? Am I Catholic?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Are we having complimentary drink service on this flight? Am I Catholic?"
A diesel submarine "on battery power."
You mean SUBMERGED?
Morons.
You mean SUBMERGED?
Morons.
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A diesel submarine "on battery power."
You mean SUBMERGED?
Morons.
You mean SUBMERGED?
Morons.
It's far from the biggest thing, of course, but why does every picture of Nigel Farage look like he's auditioning to replace Mr. Bean?
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's far from the biggest thing, of course, but why does every picture of Nigel Farage look like he's auditioning to replace Mr. Bean?
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The refusal to blame smartphones and social media for what's happening to people's brains is the lefty equivalent of when right wingers say "it's mental health!" or "guns don't kill people!" after every firearms slaughter in this country.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The refusal to blame smartphones and social media for what's happening to people's brains is the lefty equivalent of when right wingers say "it's mental health!" or "guns don't kill people!" after every firearms slaughter in this country.
I feel you. This is my little guy right now.
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I feel you. This is my little guy right now.
"So I noticed you took off your shoes. I ain't here to wash feet today, buddy."
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"So I noticed you took off your shoes. I ain't here to wash feet today, buddy."
Stroke Grandpa is at it again.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Stroke Grandpa is at it again.
What a little weirdo.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What a little weirdo.
Love that turkey from @popeyes.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Love that turkey from @popeyes.bsky.social
Yeah, that would blow my mind as THERE WERE NO ROMANS IN BRITAIN IN 87 BCE. Jesus Christ.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yeah, that would blow my mind as THERE WERE NO ROMANS IN BRITAIN IN 87 BCE. Jesus Christ.
I'm thankful, as I am every year, for dead Nazis and the opportunity to read about dead Nazis.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm thankful, as I am every year, for dead Nazis and the opportunity to read about dead Nazis.
Happy Thanksgiving from me only son.
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from me only son.
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.
I can believe it. This guy looks dangerous.