Judas DJs
@judasdjs.bsky.social
1. often: 1 dj of 2, pocket of resistance to belfast's cruise ship ents era 🏳️🌈. pitch us by DM
2. sonoftheatom.bandcamp.com is a project
3. mostly: nhs haematologist and it will come out now and then.
4. Retro games, MAME, ZX Spectrum etc
2. sonoftheatom.bandcamp.com is a project
3. mostly: nhs haematologist and it will come out now and then.
4. Retro games, MAME, ZX Spectrum etc
Well, sniggering, side eye and hiding in the back is perfect customer service, they did all they could.
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Well, sniggering, side eye and hiding in the back is perfect customer service, they did all they could.
New Yorker email: "Trump's Dizzying First Year" like he's Chappel Roan or something
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
New Yorker email: "Trump's Dizzying First Year" like he's Chappel Roan or something
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January 23, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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The British Library using 13 words when three would do. Bon Jovi meets Proust.
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 PM
The British Library using 13 words when three would do. Bon Jovi meets Proust.
The Norb
January 21, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The Norb
Fun thing about Are Darren is, you can play the man and the ball at the same time
When you’re blowing up a balloon and you know you should stop because it’s going to pop but you just keep going and going.
January 20, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fun thing about Are Darren is, you can play the man and the ball at the same time
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Should all Children be home-schooled?
With Nick Helm.
With Nick Helm.
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Should all Children be home-schooled?
With Nick Helm.
With Nick Helm.
Remember the photography anthology with annotations like "this one dint come out that good"
In a lengthy online statement, Brooklyn Peltz Beckham accused his parents of interfering in his personal life and attempting to damage his relationship with his wife.
today.rtl.lu/news/world/i...
today.rtl.lu/news/world/i...
January 20, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Remember the photography anthology with annotations like "this one dint come out that good"
If you know your Poppies from your Stuffies:
January 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
If you know your Poppies from your Stuffies:
I've just realised Gervais speaks like a member of Spinal Tap and not like a real person from England I have ever met.
January 15, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I've just realised Gervais speaks like a member of Spinal Tap and not like a real person from England I have ever met.
1. Reform is stinking and lousy with defected dickheads and wasters the public voted out when they were in the Conservatives
2 Reform are polling higher than the Conservatives
3 there is no 3
2 Reform are polling higher than the Conservatives
3 there is no 3
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
1. Reform is stinking and lousy with defected dickheads and wasters the public voted out when they were in the Conservatives
2 Reform are polling higher than the Conservatives
3 there is no 3
2 Reform are polling higher than the Conservatives
3 there is no 3
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
Ffs just get it over with.
January 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Ffs just get it over with.
The only biscuits that made me near boke with anything were the green, cola flavour ET custard creams of the 80s. Perhaps I too am inventing the boke part because I am a frothing bigot towards extraterrestrials.
It’s actually really good to see how insane our politicians have become now
January 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The only biscuits that made me near boke with anything were the green, cola flavour ET custard creams of the 80s. Perhaps I too am inventing the boke part because I am a frothing bigot towards extraterrestrials.
But he's half my age and plays Spider-man, why wouldn't I
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 PM
But he's half my age and plays Spider-man, why wouldn't I
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
A boyband with the population of a hamlet does give yer niece a decent chance of fancying the [any fucking adjective in the dictionary] one
It will be Simon Cowell's Netflix boyband's first live shows! 👊
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/december-10-tour/
https://www.officialcharts.com/chart-news/december-10-tour/
December 10 announce Introducing! live shows
December 10 have announced their first-ever live shows, hitting the road to play gigs across the UK and Ireland next month. After forming on Netflix telly talent show Simon Cowell: The Next Act the lads - Cruz Lee-Ojo, Danny Bretherton, Hendrik Christof...
www.officialcharts.com
January 12, 2026 at 4:50 PM
A boyband with the population of a hamlet does give yer niece a decent chance of fancying the [any fucking adjective in the dictionary] one
Instead of constantly whining and spamming for reviews and feedback, online stores, why not just publish stats on repeat customers and be content with our money.
January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Instead of constantly whining and spamming for reviews and feedback, online stores, why not just publish stats on repeat customers and be content with our money.
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Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Congratulations Vince Gilligan for making Pluribus, a vehicle for getting Rhea Seehorn all the awards she got screwed out of
Is there one episode of Anitques Roadshow without Queen Victoria's bloomers or leavings
January 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Is there one episode of Anitques Roadshow without Queen Victoria's bloomers or leavings
Yessss. Number one when I was born. Which makes me 28
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Yessss. Number one when I was born. Which makes me 28
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
This EP has the weight of an entire album, it's so dear to me. ❤️
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
This EP has the weight of an entire album, it's so dear to me. ❤️
Poking around for obscenity in a place you know you shouldn't dignify with your footfall, so you can scold about it for clout. Bluesky pathology.
January 8, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Poking around for obscenity in a place you know you shouldn't dignify with your footfall, so you can scold about it for clout. Bluesky pathology.