Jason Gilbert
@jrgilbert.bsky.social
Healthcare analytics, former public defender, former tax editor, I get around. Data, law, dad. Cincinnati/NKY
Maybe the most useful thing anyone has ever done with a Nissan Sentra.
(Sorry I’m trying delete this before they send in the army)
(Sorry I’m trying delete this before they send in the army)
Sorry, but I’m not mad at this. Are you?
Or is it, “2A for me, but not for thee”?
Or is it, “2A for me, but not for thee”?
January 18, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Maybe the most useful thing anyone has ever done with a Nissan Sentra.
(Sorry I’m trying delete this before they send in the army)
(Sorry I’m trying delete this before they send in the army)
Live your so that nothing this ridiculous ever has to be written about you.
In a few days we will find out how much he paid. I’m going to say this one was at least $2 million.
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Live your so that nothing this ridiculous ever has to be written about you.
Done
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Done
Paging @seanmcarroll.bsky.social Dr. Carroll we have a nomenclature issue that requires a quantum mechanics consult.
For professional reasons I need a term that encompasses all possible multiverses.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Paging @seanmcarroll.bsky.social Dr. Carroll we have a nomenclature issue that requires a quantum mechanics consult.
Bob Dylan’s source material (“When you got nothing you got nothing to lose”)
"He who possesses many things, is constantly on his guard."
- Sumerian proverb
📸 Dr K. Wagensonner
Source: cdli.earth/artifacts/45...
- Sumerian proverb
📸 Dr K. Wagensonner
Source: cdli.earth/artifacts/45...
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Bob Dylan’s source material (“When you got nothing you got nothing to lose”)
Just an open-hand slap in the face from Google.
Google Meet show how late people will be based on meeting history
January 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Just an open-hand slap in the face from Google.
My senior year of hs we hosted an Argentine exchange student. He was a semi pro soccer player and a model. One afternoon some super hot girl from school dropped by to pick him up. I had taken a nap and overslept for my shift at the pizza place.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:14 AM
My senior year of hs we hosted an Argentine exchange student. He was a semi pro soccer player and a model. One afternoon some super hot girl from school dropped by to pick him up. I had taken a nap and overslept for my shift at the pizza place.
And here is where I learn a valuable new term. Similar things happen in law. You will trace the citations back to something that is either complete BS or so far removed from contemporary life (e.g. women can vote and own property now) that’s it’s useless, or worse.
Am about to lift the following from a thread I did once in the Olim Bird Place, but if I leave a legacy behind, please let it be the legacy of coining the term The Chortlemuffin effect. The Chortlemuffin Effect describes a citational chain leading to bullshit. /1
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
And here is where I learn a valuable new term. Similar things happen in law. You will trace the citations back to something that is either complete BS or so far removed from contemporary life (e.g. women can vote and own property now) that’s it’s useless, or worse.
Nah babe leave the boots on.
December 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Nah babe leave the boots on.
weirdest hallmark movie ever
You know how you go home for the holidays and you look up what your friends from high school are up to and you find out they've been cancelled for their Nazi ukulele music
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
weirdest hallmark movie ever
Fine, have it your way.
And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Fine, have it your way.
I’m gonna mock up a fake one of these and walk down the street to see which three letter agency shoots me first.
December 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’m gonna mock up a fake one of these and walk down the street to see which three letter agency shoots me first.
$100 says you’ll be able to buy Thunderclappers at Tractor Supply by the end of 2026.
Fun Fact: We know where the Lewis and Clark expedition camped because their all-meat diet gave them horrible constipation and they took mercury-based laxitaves called "Thunderclappers" so they could shit.
We found the sites by looking for mercury in the soil.
We found the sites by looking for mercury in the soil.
December 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
$100 says you’ll be able to buy Thunderclappers at Tractor Supply by the end of 2026.
I feel you brother.
“Why is it my lord is silent while I wag my tail and run about like a dog?”
I’ve been left on read too many times.
A man named Ashur-resiwa is begging a superior to answer his previous 3 letters, and we can maybe all relate to both sides of this particular coin.
I’ve been left on read too many times.
A man named Ashur-resiwa is begging a superior to answer his previous 3 letters, and we can maybe all relate to both sides of this particular coin.
December 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I feel you brother.
Thanks to @techconnectify.bsky.social I successfully installed my own level 2 home charger ona 24amp circuit for our recently purchased EV. The video below was great guide. youtu.be/W96a8svXo14?...
The "standard" car charger is usually overkill—but your electrician might not know that
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Thanks to @techconnectify.bsky.social I successfully installed my own level 2 home charger ona 24amp circuit for our recently purchased EV. The video below was great guide. youtu.be/W96a8svXo14?...
Damn.
He died so JD Vance could have a white baby
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Damn.
Hang on I need to stretch properly before attempting an eye roll this hard
October 31, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hang on I need to stretch properly before attempting an eye roll this hard
If an adult walks up without a costume and saya trick or treat give them candy. Or a beer. Or a trick. Whatever, enjoying being out with your neighbors.
A handy guide to the upcoming holiday:
If a kid is on SNAP and you've decided this is the one moment you're going to care: give them the candy
If a kid can't verbally say "trick-or-treat" : give them the candy
If a kid looks too old to be trick-or-treating: give them the candy
Hope this helps!
If a kid is on SNAP and you've decided this is the one moment you're going to care: give them the candy
If a kid can't verbally say "trick-or-treat" : give them the candy
If a kid looks too old to be trick-or-treating: give them the candy
Hope this helps!
October 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If an adult walks up without a costume and saya trick or treat give them candy. Or a beer. Or a trick. Whatever, enjoying being out with your neighbors.
How did grandpa die?
October 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
How did grandpa die?
Best I can do is a
murderous cockatoo.
murderous cockatoo.
October 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Best I can do is a
murderous cockatoo.
murderous cockatoo.
Friend, fellow Queen City Rugby old boy and octogenarian coming out to tell the fascists in his home town of Chicago exactly what they are.
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Friend, fellow Queen City Rugby old boy and octogenarian coming out to tell the fascists in his home town of Chicago exactly what they are.
This is good! Read it! Share it with your HS aged kids!
October 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This is good! Read it! Share it with your HS aged kids!
Reposted by Jason Gilbert
Wrote this yesterday chanda.bearblog.dev/knowledge-is...
Knowledge is Worth Your Time
Folks who hang out on Bluesky/Twitter may have caught bits and pieces of the discussions amongst academics about what to do about today's university students...
chanda.bearblog.dev
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wrote this yesterday chanda.bearblog.dev/knowledge-is...
Visiting London, KY for a marching band trip and this Tracker has seen some things.
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Visiting London, KY for a marching band trip and this Tracker has seen some things.
Metric system Scaramucci
The French Prime Minister resigned on Monday, was reappointed on Friday and is threatening to resign again on Saturday. This is Guinness Book of Records stuff.
October 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Metric system Scaramucci