jpenner 🍉 🫒
@jpenner1956.bsky.social
Así pues, aquí estamos (So, here we are)
The Three Muppeteers.
The Good, The Bad and the Muppet
One Flew Over the Muppets Nest
February 19, 2026 at 10:09 AM
The Three Muppeteers.
Morning ice coffee in a rural village.
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Morning ice coffee in a rural village.
This morning’s tropical snack is a cousin of the jackfruit, cempadak (chem pah da’).
It has almost a mild banana bread flavour with faint savoury garlic notes.
It has almost a mild banana bread flavour with faint savoury garlic notes.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
This morning’s tropical snack is a cousin of the jackfruit, cempadak (chem pah da’).
It has almost a mild banana bread flavour with faint savoury garlic notes.
It has almost a mild banana bread flavour with faint savoury garlic notes.
Post trees you photographed
Mango tree a couple of months before harvest and a durian tree about five months before its fruits’ aroma gives off its glorious funk.
Mango tree a couple of months before harvest and a durian tree about five months before its fruits’ aroma gives off its glorious funk.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Post trees you photographed
Mango tree a couple of months before harvest and a durian tree about five months before its fruits’ aroma gives off its glorious funk.
Mango tree a couple of months before harvest and a durian tree about five months before its fruits’ aroma gives off its glorious funk.
I sat about a dozen rows behind Sir Edmund Hillary on an AKL-CHC flight.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I sat about a dozen rows behind Sir Edmund Hillary on an AKL-CHC flight.
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Fast Times at Shitpost High
The Magnificent Shitposts
All Quite on the Shitposting Front
February 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Fast Times at Shitpost High
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A version for those that don’t want to go to FB. 🤣
Hope the fire guy doesn’t get in trouble but 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊🤣😊😊😊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (watch the fire guy at the end)
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
A version for those that don’t want to go to FB. 🤣
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but the concept of Double Jeopardy doesn't apply to impeachments.
You can just keep submitting the same articles as many times as you want until it finally works.
You can just keep submitting the same articles as many times as you want until it finally works.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but the concept of Double Jeopardy doesn't apply to impeachments.
You can just keep submitting the same articles as many times as you want until it finally works.
You can just keep submitting the same articles as many times as you want until it finally works.
This reminds me of Rodney Hide’s jacket back in the day when ACT would get Epsom and maybe 1% of the party vote.
January 30, 2026 at 5:14 AM
This reminds me of Rodney Hide’s jacket back in the day when ACT would get Epsom and maybe 1% of the party vote.
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Sarah Cooper did a thing on this some time ago. Worth re-watching if you missed it. She needs to post more here but see @sarahcpr.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJ1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJ1...
The History of Wealth Throughout History
YouTube video by Sarah Cooper
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sarah Cooper did a thing on this some time ago. Worth re-watching if you missed it. She needs to post more here but see @sarahcpr.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJ1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cJ1...
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
They ordered scotch-and-soda – Haig and Haig Pinchbottle.
They ordered scotch-and-soda – Haig and Haig Pinchbottle.
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
She paused for applause - not a sausage - and went on 'He made several trips to the Whitechapel Bell Foundry'.
She paused for applause - not a sausage - and went on 'He made several trips to the Whitechapel Bell Foundry'.
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
Well, they could look in vain for Agnes Nitt.
Well, they could look in vain for Agnes Nitt.
January 21, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Open to page 42 and post your second sentence. Add #page42 and include this rule as a reply.
They ordered scotch-and-soda – Haig and Haig Pinchbottle.
They ordered scotch-and-soda – Haig and Haig Pinchbottle.
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Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Two days ago it was Elissa Slotkin. Last week it was Jerome Powell. Before that, Mark Kelly. Weaponizing the justice system against your opponents is an authoritarian tactic.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her.
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Pimply Red
Pimply Red
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
ETC
ETC
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Midnight Oik
Midnight Oik
January 16, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Pimply Red
Pimply Red
Slightly diminish a band:
Adamant- D
Adamant- D
Slightly diminish a band:
The Foo Negotiators
The Foo Negotiators
Slightly diminish a band:
The Melee
The Melee
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Adamant- D
Adamant- D
In our patch of Thailand the two primary products are latex from rubber trees and palm oil from…erm…oil palms.
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
In our patch of Thailand the two primary products are latex from rubber trees and palm oil from…erm…oil palms.
Salted egg chips and canned coffee on a lazy afternoon on the farm.
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Salted egg chips and canned coffee on a lazy afternoon on the farm.
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The Truth about Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Truth about Venezuela.
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Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Not surprising that Israel’s list of most “antisemitic” Australians is only a list of people against genocide and contains not one far-right/Nazi.
🫡 to those on the list
🫡 to those on the list
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Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Israel becomes the first country in the world to ban the humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders.
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
Let that sink in.
File under "Things you do when you are committing genocide"...
www.nbcnews.com/world/israel...
How I’m walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025
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Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Merry Christmas one and all, from the Vaders 🎄
Make a Bond movie casual
To Live and Let Dye
To Live and Let Dye
Make a Bone movie casual
Dr Maybe
Dr Maybe
Make a Bond movie casual
Diet Another Day
Diet Another Day
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
To Live and Let Dye
To Live and Let Dye
Share your mood for the weekend.
December 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Share your mood for the weekend.