Jordy Green
@jordygreen.bsky.social
Crystals, Gaming, and Reading Oh my! Just a plant loving witchy guy who adores all things green. <3
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
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It’s Decorative Salamander Season, Motherf*ckers
A warm rain has started spotted salamander breeding season. The little swamp was full of them, but they were easiest to photograph when crossing the lane. #herps 1/
A warm rain has started spotted salamander breeding season. The little swamp was full of them, but they were easiest to photograph when crossing the lane. #herps 1/
February 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It’s Decorative Salamander Season, Motherf*ckers
A warm rain has started spotted salamander breeding season. The little swamp was full of them, but they were easiest to photograph when crossing the lane. #herps 1/
A warm rain has started spotted salamander breeding season. The little swamp was full of them, but they were easiest to photograph when crossing the lane. #herps 1/
My Princess Pandora is the sweetest noodle of a cinnamon roll. Super grateful I brought this sweet girl into my life. 🐍💚 #reptiles #snake #pet #ballpython
January 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My Princess Pandora is the sweetest noodle of a cinnamon roll. Super grateful I brought this sweet girl into my life. 🐍💚 #reptiles #snake #pet #ballpython
I swear nothing offends Floridians more than wishing them a "Happy One Week of Winter". 😂💚
January 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I swear nothing offends Floridians more than wishing them a "Happy One Week of Winter". 😂💚
I hope the TikTok users who see the whole message that the app is back thanks to Trump also remember he is the one who pushed to ban it in the first place. I guess that harshed the "We're Back" happiness too much to include in the message. Glad it's coming back for the people that use it. 😀
January 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I hope the TikTok users who see the whole message that the app is back thanks to Trump also remember he is the one who pushed to ban it in the first place. I guess that harshed the "We're Back" happiness too much to include in the message. Glad it's coming back for the people that use it. 😀
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My local supermarket has a decent pizza shop in it so every time I go to do my shopping I get a slice of “shopping pizza” which is pizza I eat while I shop for other healthier food and I cannot recommend this process enough
January 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My local supermarket has a decent pizza shop in it so every time I go to do my shopping I get a slice of “shopping pizza” which is pizza I eat while I shop for other healthier food and I cannot recommend this process enough
Finally uninstalled DBD. I have so much fun with 2v8 and then when it leaves the game is just so meh...I'll probably only install and play during 2v8 from now on tbh.
January 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Finally uninstalled DBD. I have so much fun with 2v8 and then when it leaves the game is just so meh...I'll probably only install and play during 2v8 from now on tbh.
January 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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why don’t computers have these cupholders anymore… they were so useful
January 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
why don’t computers have these cupholders anymore… they were so useful
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If you don’t hang out with your pet and casually discuss which of their body parts are the cutest and therefore would be worth the most on the black market, are you even a pet owner?
January 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you don’t hang out with your pet and casually discuss which of their body parts are the cutest and therefore would be worth the most on the black market, are you even a pet owner?
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I already burned 2000 cal today
I left my food in the oven too long
I left my food in the oven too long
January 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I already burned 2000 cal today
I left my food in the oven too long
I left my food in the oven too long
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ME ON JAN 1: I resolve to be smarter with my money this year
ME ON JAN 2: I don’t feel like cooking this winter let’s order delivery
ME ON JAN 2: I don’t feel like cooking this winter let’s order delivery
January 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ME ON JAN 1: I resolve to be smarter with my money this year
ME ON JAN 2: I don’t feel like cooking this winter let’s order delivery
ME ON JAN 2: I don’t feel like cooking this winter let’s order delivery
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Menus are dead, what we really need is an app where people who are already at a restaurant can give the rest of us real-time updates about the noise level, parking situation, and availability of comfortable seating
December 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Menus are dead, what we really need is an app where people who are already at a restaurant can give the rest of us real-time updates about the noise level, parking situation, and availability of comfortable seating
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For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
December 30, 2024 at 2:12 PM
For all intensive purposes, what idioms or colloquialisms do people seem to constantly get wrong?
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Happy holidays!!
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
December 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Happy holidays!!
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
Don't forget to treat yourself well ❤️
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Gaming pet peeve: me, exploring an area with an obvious exit to find all the readables and take in the art. Companion NPC every 5 seconds:
I think the exit is this door.
Have you tried this door?
We should leave through this door.
This door looks like the way.
I think we should go through this do-
I think the exit is this door.
Have you tried this door?
We should leave through this door.
This door looks like the way.
I think we should go through this do-
December 21, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Gaming pet peeve: me, exploring an area with an obvious exit to find all the readables and take in the art. Companion NPC every 5 seconds:
I think the exit is this door.
Have you tried this door?
We should leave through this door.
This door looks like the way.
I think we should go through this do-
I think the exit is this door.
Have you tried this door?
We should leave through this door.
This door looks like the way.
I think we should go through this do-
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It's that time of year where I post this one
December 19, 2024 at 4:50 PM
It's that time of year where I post this one
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Gamers that skip all cutscenes in their first playthrough are dangerous and must be stopped at all costs.
December 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Gamers that skip all cutscenes in their first playthrough are dangerous and must be stopped at all costs.
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I am a VERY compulsive saver! I can't help it!
December 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am a VERY compulsive saver! I can't help it!
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She didn’t think through the logistics of this, if she’s being honest.
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
She didn’t think through the logistics of this, if she’s being honest.
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Now THIS is how you lemon merengue pie
December 13, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Now THIS is how you lemon merengue pie
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ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
December 12, 2024 at 2:23 PM
ME: and make mine a double
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
WAITER: your..your tater tots?
ME: you heard me
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clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
clause =📝
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
Claus = 🎅
claws = 🐈
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The succulents dipped in fluorescent paint are horrendous, but these are perhaps worse. They look as though they have the world’s worst infestation of mealybugs. 🌱
How it happened:
“How can we make succulents more appealing to customers?”
“How about covering them in shiny microplastic sludge?”
“Brilliant! And we can charge twice as much for them.”
🤦🤢
🌱
“How can we make succulents more appealing to customers?”
“How about covering them in shiny microplastic sludge?”
“Brilliant! And we can charge twice as much for them.”
🤦🤢
🌱
December 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The succulents dipped in fluorescent paint are horrendous, but these are perhaps worse. They look as though they have the world’s worst infestation of mealybugs. 🌱