Jon Taylor
@jontaylorst.bsky.social
Legacy human.
Twitter refugee.
Twitter refugee.
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The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The fact that Topics were discontinued but Snickers are still going is a national disgrace.
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Somebody rented this billboard outside Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.
February 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Somebody rented this billboard outside Tesla’s flagship London store in Tottenham.
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I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
February 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I feel as though me, the Beckhams and the my fam move in different circles, if they think Brooklyn's mum dancing weird ruined the wedding. I've been to a wedding where the bride's mother got her tits out and punched the cake.
Who doesn’t do this?
Whenever I open a screw-neck bottle of wine I hold it close to me and twist it hard so the crack sounds like I'm a top spy breaking the neck of a security guard.
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Who doesn’t do this?
As I said all along, I’m not in the Epstein files.
Never in doubt.
Never in doubt.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
As I said all along, I’m not in the Epstein files.
Never in doubt.
Never in doubt.
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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Robert Jenrick is like someone who was planning to leave his wife for his mistress but got kicked out first and had to turn up at his mistress's house in the middle of the night with a suitcase pretending it was his decision
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Robert Jenrick is like someone who was planning to leave his wife for his mistress but got kicked out first and had to turn up at his mistress's house in the middle of the night with a suitcase pretending it was his decision
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Coffee shops should charge based on time at the table. I'm coming in and eating carrot cake and drinking my caramel latte in 10mins max. Why do I pay the same as the person with their laptop who's taking up a table for three hours and having the same thing?
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Coffee shops should charge based on time at the table. I'm coming in and eating carrot cake and drinking my caramel latte in 10mins max. Why do I pay the same as the person with their laptop who's taking up a table for three hours and having the same thing?
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Ghislaine Maxwell said that Epstein filmed trump with his victims. We must fight for the release of all related documents against him and his cronies. Do not let up. Where crimes are committed prosecution must happen!
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell said that Epstein filmed trump with his victims. We must fight for the release of all related documents against him and his cronies. Do not let up. Where crimes are committed prosecution must happen!
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Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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Question for Farage on next week's #bbclaurak:
Do you think Russian agents like yourself should have a role in British politics?
Do you think Russian agents like yourself should have a role in British politics?
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Question for Farage on next week's #bbclaurak:
Do you think Russian agents like yourself should have a role in British politics?
Do you think Russian agents like yourself should have a role in British politics?
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Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Society lost something when carparks starting asking for your car registration. Yes it was technically fraud, but passing on your non expired ticket to a grateful stranger as you left the car park was one of life's simple joys.
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Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Doing this challenge called “January” where I try to make it through the whole month of January
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That we have food banks is a testament to the fundamental generosity and kindness of people. That we need food banks - and that governments crow jubilantly about how many we have - is a savage indictment of how broken our society is.
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
That we have food banks is a testament to the fundamental generosity and kindness of people. That we need food banks - and that governments crow jubilantly about how many we have - is a savage indictment of how broken our society is.
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I'm a GP. In my old surgery about a year ago, a new patient I'd never met before came in complaining of penis pain. He sat down & introduced himself as Willie Hurt. I laughed out loud, thinking he was being funny. He wasn't. His name was William Hurt but he shortens it to Willie.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm a GP. In my old surgery about a year ago, a new patient I'd never met before came in complaining of penis pain. He sat down & introduced himself as Willie Hurt. I laughed out loud, thinking he was being funny. He wasn't. His name was William Hurt but he shortens it to Willie.
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
I can’t believe I have never retweeted the “Trump is a cunt” meme. I won’t be going to the US anytime soon.
My wife wants to go to the USA next year. I have taken the moral high ground that I will not go to America while current President is in office. Truth is I have spent so much time slagging off Trumpet, Agent Orange and the Mango Mussolini on social media, I doubt I'll get in
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I can’t believe I have never retweeted the “Trump is a cunt” meme. I won’t be going to the US anytime soon.
Sharknado 4 is much worse than I expected. And I was not expecting much.
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sharknado 4 is much worse than I expected. And I was not expecting much.
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Heroin should be available on prescription. Theft based crime would reduce by 50% overnight.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Heroin should be available on prescription. Theft based crime would reduce by 50% overnight.
A fucktard writes…
Labour are a FASCIST PARTY!!
If you are a Labour member, a supporter or a voter, guess what? You're a fascist
youtu.be/R4ZS3BJksDU?...
If you are a Labour member, a supporter or a voter, guess what? You're a fascist
youtu.be/R4ZS3BJksDU?...
The UK is Actually becoming a Fascist Country
YouTube video by The Kavernacle
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A fucktard writes…
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Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe, boring, clean, unadventurous? For a start, vanilla is fucking delicious, with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive, rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level.
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe, boring, clean, unadventurous? For a start, vanilla is fucking delicious, with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive, rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level.
💯 this. Shout it from the rooftops: Vanilla is a fabulous flavour.
Does nobody else think it weird that "vanilla" has become a shorthand for safe, boring, clean, unadventurous? For a start, vanilla is fucking delicious, with a taste like no other spice. It's expensive, rare and only grows in a handful of places. Sensual on every level.
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
💯 this. Shout it from the rooftops: Vanilla is a fabulous flavour.
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Rory Stewart and Alistair Campbell @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social spell out what needs to happen - the same demand we’ve made for years.
We need a real, independent inquiry 🧵
🎧 Hear the full story: the-citizens.com/2025/02/serg...
We need a real, independent inquiry 🧵
🎧 Hear the full story: the-citizens.com/2025/02/serg...
December 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Rory Stewart and Alistair Campbell @alastaircampbell2.bsky.social spell out what needs to happen - the same demand we’ve made for years.
We need a real, independent inquiry 🧵
🎧 Hear the full story: the-citizens.com/2025/02/serg...
We need a real, independent inquiry 🧵
🎧 Hear the full story: the-citizens.com/2025/02/serg...
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I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.