Jon Taylor
jontaylorst.bsky.social
Jon Taylor
@jontaylorst.bsky.social
Legacy human.
Twitter refugee.
Sounds like a disappointingly woke porn film

#porn’sgonewoke
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Might be all that’s keeping them out of Greenland at the moment. Arguably the FIFA Peace prize might need to be returned.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
You went to school with Elon?
January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The barman’s walks into a stable gag.

I’m now ashamed that I ever told horse jokes.
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 PM
You’ll be remembered for your woke horse joke, and so much more.
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Lovely dog. Good photo too. #TeamKenny
dog.photo
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
The murder rate only went down because most Londoners have already been murdered at least twice. And the murderers have probably gone woke and started killing each other. All at the tax payers expense.
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
JDV Trophy. MK Dons claim they’ve won it probably.

Man of the match award always goes to the right winger.
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Sorry babe, please have me back. I’ll just play four hours a day. Can you lend me £50?
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Invictus Games and The Beatles Action Man mash up. So soon? Wow. Was probably going to happen before the end of solar time. And it probably wouldn’t happen post all the stars going out. That’s auspicious for 2026 or whenever it is now. Probably…
January 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Doesn’t everyone do this?
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Things,
Can only get …
January 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
What I find upsetting is they all just brought him one present, for Christmas and birthday. FFS, no wonder he wanted everyone to love him. Neglected as a child.
January 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I didn’t come here for a lecture in communism.

Erm, actually why did I come here? Has anyone seen my glasses?
January 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Hope things work out.
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
There’s only a few good ones, and no shortage of duffers.
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
420?
January 4, 2026 at 8:06 PM
That’s odd. I think about her when I want to cum.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Wake up. That’s what big Ghost wants you to want.
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM