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@jonnythan.bsky.social
Typesetter. Worthing FC fan. Tenniser. Off-road mountain biker. Whitefriars glass collector. Ornamental fish keeper. Booze enthusiast. Opinions not my own.
Catch Fesshole Live in Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Catch Fesshole Live in Liverpool, Leicester and Leeds - tickets available now! We’re off to Sweden too, visiting Malmö, Göteborg and Stockholm, and bringing Anon Opin to London and Leicester. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Books. No cookie preferences. No cookies. No GDPR. No pop ups. No bots. No floating videos. No AI. No ads. No trackers. No misinformation. No fascist techbros. No distracting animations. No paywalls. No influencers. How good are these things? Books are frickin awesome
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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The 5 Stage of Reform UK Councillor
October 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I bet when Jay Z first got engaged he went around saying "this is my fiancé Beyonce." I know I would have.
July 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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Having moved to a sleepy English village I joined the local amateur dramatics group to make friends and meet new people. At 44 I'm the youngest by 10 years. They're biggest gang of coke fiends I've ever met. I was genuinely shocked
July 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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May 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Getting all your information and opinions from podcasters is the modern equivalent of listening to what some random guy down the pub said.
May 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Is the plural ‘MILFS’ or ‘MILVES’? Have to get this eulogy just right.
April 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I knew it.
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Playing Rummikub and eating boiled eggs.
April 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I made this before we could share video so here it is now:
youtu.be/NaYzeWkwOq8?...
Elon’s World. Worthless billionaire. Space Karen.
YouTube video by Abby Cohen
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November 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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This should be obvious!
April 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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America should be broken up. Partitioned between Canada and Mexico. It's a failed state. Clearly unable to govern itself. Anyone who pretends otherwise is in denial.
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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There's no more joyful intro to a song than the start of Tiger Feet by Mud.
March 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Grown men with long hair are almost always twats. Little boys with long hair are ALWAYS twats
March 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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JOE'S KIPPER THIS MORNING WAS THE SIZE OF A WHALE.
March 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Movie idea - a reboot of Independence Day in which the President of the United States (Donald Trump) sides with the alien invaders.
March 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM