Jonny
@jonnyinnc.bsky.social
Drunk and with dreams I am lost out at sea.
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It’ll be easy avoiding top 10 teams in the ACC. Smart move.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’ll be easy avoiding top 10 teams in the ACC. Smart move.
At this point they won't have enough to go on when the fifth year option comes due. Basically have to just let him walk after four years and start looking for a new QB now. Absolute disaster of a franchise.
Per source: #falcons QB Michael Penix is believed to have suffered a partial ACL tear and is expected to miss the rest of the season.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
At this point they won't have enough to go on when the fifth year option comes due. Basically have to just let him walk after four years and start looking for a new QB now. Absolute disaster of a franchise.
If only there had been some kind of red flags about Penix’s health that could have shown up in the pre-draft evaluation process.
UPDATE: Michael Penix (knee) may have suffered a potentially season-ending injury.
He is seeking a second opinion, but it is not encouraging.
Per Adam Schefter.
He is seeking a second opinion, but it is not encouraging.
Per Adam Schefter.
UPDATE: Michael Penix is believed to have aggravated the same knee injury as earlier in the season. It was a bone bruise in that same knee that kept him out for one game. More testing will happen tomorrow
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If only there had been some kind of red flags about Penix’s health that could have shown up in the pre-draft evaluation process.
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Oh, *now* something requires congressional approval.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said that President Donald Trump’s proposal to issue $2,000 tariff rebate checks to most Americans would require Congress’ approval. https://cnn.it/4peqsoH
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Oh, *now* something requires congressional approval.
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The Return of Godzilla (1984)
November 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The Return of Godzilla (1984)
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I just watched Kirk Cousins throw into triple coverage in November 2025. Just contract the franchise. The NFL can work with just 31 teams. Let us become a soccer town.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I just watched Kirk Cousins throw into triple coverage in November 2025. Just contract the franchise. The NFL can work with just 31 teams. Let us become a soccer town.
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this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
I’m sure I’ve heard it mentioned on Blank Check or something, but I only just made this connection.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I’m sure I’ve heard it mentioned on Blank Check or something, but I only just made this connection.
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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“his dopp kit overflowing with prescriptions” is fucking lmao
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“his dopp kit overflowing with prescriptions” is fucking lmao
Reserve the cell next to Trump for Sulzberger.
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reserve the cell next to Trump for Sulzberger.
Nuzzi profile is the apotheosis of the phenomenon described in the "in your wrongness you were more right than you could ever imagine" tweet.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nuzzi profile is the apotheosis of the phenomenon described in the "in your wrongness you were more right than you could ever imagine" tweet.
The thought of RFK Jr. croaking out "I love you, Livvy" is going to haunt my dreams.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The thought of RFK Jr. croaking out "I love you, Livvy" is going to haunt my dreams.
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how could you ask America's finest minds to break off contact with a genius like this simply for abusing children?
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
how could you ask America's finest minds to break off contact with a genius like this simply for abusing children?
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Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.
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what
“The prohibited activities would include joint research, co-authorship on papers, and advising a foreign graduate student or postdoctoral fellow. The language is retroactive, meaning any interactions during the previous 5 years could make a scientist ineligible for future federal funding.”
U.S. Congress considers sweeping ban on Chinese collaborations
Researchers speak out against proposal that would bar funding for U.S. scientists working with Chinese partners or training Chinese students
www.science.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
what
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“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
Southern Spear is a dick joke, right? I hate these people so much.
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Southern Spear is a dick joke, right? I hate these people so much.
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
19 year old mutual: Have you perhaps considered that shipping the princess with the knight has a problematic power imbalance, hmmmmm?
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
30 year old mutual: Thinking about ordering jerk chicken for lunch
Honestly, watching that turgid nil-nil draw was probably punishment enough, even for skates. #SaintsFC
From @theathleticfc.bsky.social: Two soccer fans have been banned from attending matches for three years after disguising themselves as security guards to get into games. It was described as “a ridiculous plot” by authorities.
Portsmouth fans who posed as stewards to attend sold-out Southampton game receive three-year ban
Police said the two brothers wore high-vis vests and carried radio equipment to enable them to enter St Mary's for the sold-out game.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Honestly, watching that turgid nil-nil draw was probably punishment enough, even for skates. #SaintsFC
The elite write emails in the style of drunken texts.
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The elite write emails in the style of drunken texts.